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Miss South Carolina
« on: August 28, 2007, 05:53:39 AM »
After watching this, I had the following list of persons who would feel embarrassed.
-the girl
-her parents and family
-her teachers
-her friends
-the viewer
-the state of south carolina
-the united states

enjoy:
"Big sky looking down at all the people looking up at the big sky"

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 06:15:12 AM »
I have no sound at work, whats she say?

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 06:32:46 AM »
I have trouble watching things like this.. I mean, I've seen just about every gore video on the web, but this vid is so embarrassing that it makes me uncomfortable.

She's quite hittable though.


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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 06:34:38 AM »
Heres another link, she just rambles about education and shit..the ending is the best


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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 07:11:12 AM »
did this just happen in the last week or two? so many people have showed me it, its truely awful though, imagine knowing someone that dumb.. actually I do. There is this dude that hangs around our house and one day we were watching a documentary on tupac and biggie. Right after their deaths had just been explained, in depth, he turned to me and asked "So biggie is dead?" "Yes.." "What about tupac" "Yah, him too." with no knowledge of any bs conspiracies too. He just like, wanted to know.

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 07:27:37 AM »
my friend showed me this right away and i had to watch it again i didnt understand it at all, i couldnt even here what she was saying she was rambling about nothing.


god though the second hand embarassment was intense

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 07:43:26 AM »
this one is tops for first hand embarrassment:

[youtube=425,350]sJt8mRf1KvY[/youtube]

it gets even better at the end

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 07:54:42 AM »
the way things have been going lately, i figured someone here was going to claim 'doing' miss south carolina at some party...\




ps. you cant believe how hard that ice is... 




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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2007, 07:58:25 AM »
you did her, you dirt dog.

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2007, 07:59:20 AM »
confucius says "girl with dick in mouth, don't say too much"

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2007, 08:01:48 AM »
confucius says "girl with dick in mouth, don't say too much"

Sleazy, can you explain those jokes to me? I don't get the confucius part, or is that the point?

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2007, 08:04:51 AM »


it's a dumb joke me and my friends used to make when guys would bitch about girls that were annoying. maybe it's an 80s thing

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2007, 08:51:44 AM »
yah I got a bunch rifled off to me a while back such as "confucius says: he who goes to bed with sex on mind, wakes up with cock in hand" they were funny, but I just never got the confucius part.

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2007, 08:53:27 AM »

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2007, 08:54:27 AM »
he's a philosopher, it think the jokes came out of old kung fu movies maybe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confucius

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2007, 09:44:53 AM »
Confucius say "dickhead can't see for nuts"
"Big sky looking down at all the people looking up at the big sky"

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2007, 09:53:29 AM »
my dad always makes confucius jokes

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2007, 01:16:34 PM »
i'm hitting on this chick the second i see her, it'll be the easiest pussy i ever got.
shes beyond stoops. 

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2007, 03:17:02 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_on_re_us/miss_teen_south_carolina

Pageant contestant re-answers question Tue Aug 28, 12:50 PM ET
 
COLUMBIA, S.C. - This time, the question was a little easier for Miss Teen South Carolina. After being stumped by a Miss Teen USA pageant question on live television Friday night, Lauren Caitlin Upton's confused, mangled response has been drawing a lot of attention.

 The 18-year-old got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.

"I would love to re-answer that question," Upton said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."

That was much better than her previous response, which included "U.S. Americans" and mentions of South Africa and "the Iraq."

A YouTube video of Upton has drawn a couple million hits and thousands of comments, many of them with harsh remarks for the Lexington High School graduate who plans to attend Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C.

Upton was taking her flubbed answer and the attention in stride.

"Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I'm human," she said Tuesday. "I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."

Upton's former principal Creig Tyler remembered her as a well-rounded student.

"She took college-prep and honors courses and performed well," Tyler told The (Columbia) State newspaper.

Miss Teen Colorado Hilary Carol Cruz won the crown. Upton was third runner-up.

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2007, 03:22:12 PM »
I had to give a best-man speech at my best friend's wedding a few years ago and I think I was as incoherent as this chick was. I had serious stage fright. I pretty much blacked out from fear while standing and giving the speech. I'm guessing that's what happened to her.

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2007, 03:27:17 PM »
hahah i couldnt even finish it

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2007, 03:34:57 PM »
in related news one of the schools I work in just hired former Mrs. PA as the High School Vice Principal:









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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2007, 03:40:38 PM »
So that's who writes our presidents speeches!

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2007, 03:59:05 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_on_re_us/miss_teen_south_carolina

Pageant contestant re-answers question Tue Aug 28, 12:50 PM ET
 
COLUMBIA, S.C. - This time, the question was a little easier for Miss Teen South Carolina. After being stumped by a Miss Teen USA pageant question on live television Friday night, Lauren Caitlin Upton's confused, mangled response has been drawing a lot of attention.

 The 18-year-old got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.

"I would love to re-answer that question," Upton said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."

That was much better than her previous response, which included "U.S. Americans" and mentions of South Africa and "the Iraq."

A YouTube video of Upton has drawn a couple million hits and thousands of comments, many of them with harsh remarks for the Lexington High School graduate who plans to attend Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C.

Upton was taking her flubbed answer — and the attention — in stride.

"Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I'm human," she said Tuesday. "I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."

Upton's former principal Creig Tyler remembered her as a well-rounded student.

"She took college-prep and honors courses and performed well," Tyler told The (Columbia) State newspaper.

Miss Teen Colorado Hilary Carol Cruz won the crown. Upton was third runner-up.


Ah Boone, i miss you.

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2007, 04:02:39 PM »
Feeding the blonde sterotype like its her job.  Shit.

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2007, 08:21:54 PM »
this one is tops for first hand embarrassment:

[youtube=425,350]sJt8mRf1KvY[/youtube]

it gets even better at the end



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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2007, 08:46:29 PM »
this one is tops for first hand embarrassment:

[youtube=425,350]sJt8mRf1KvY[/youtube]

it gets even better at the end


holy shit!

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2007, 08:56:05 PM »
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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2007, 09:47:51 PM »
this one is tops for first hand embarrassment:

[youtube=425,350]sJt8mRf1KvY[/youtube]

it gets even better at the end


holy shit!

almost as embarrasing as this

if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Miss South Carolina
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2007, 10:31:45 PM »
She's still dumb.

[youtube=425,350]0DEBNMhziqc[/youtube]


...oh, and she intends on getting into the working fields of half the nerds on this board. I can seriously picture her walking into my suite, as my boss, telling me my computer is a typewriter and television.
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