Author Topic: life hammers (Read 7108 times)

ahlee · « **Reply #90 on:** August 18, 2007, 10:31:42 AM »

well then start doing more sw flip bs nb's

sweets · « **Reply #91 on:** August 18, 2007, 10:49:02 AM »

Quote from: plastic bench nerd on August 18, 2007, 02:24:34 AM

kicking a drug perscribed to me for anxiety by my doctor,,,,kolonopin,,,,after taking it everyday for a year i quit coldd turkey,, and if you know anything about benzo's withdrawl of them is a motherfucker,,2 weeks and a loss of 25 pounds is all i really took,, and one seziure....fuck mental health doctors!!!! legal drug pushers,,,and i was stupid to have not read up on what the drug did before excepting them from the doc

For real. I still keep them close but don't like to take them.

WonkaBar · « **Reply #92 on:** August 18, 2007, 11:08:26 PM »

Quote from: SW33TS on August 18, 2007, 10:49:02 AM

Quote from: plastic bench nerd on August 18, 2007, 02:24:34 AM
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kicking a drug perscribed to me for anxiety by my doctor,,,,kolonopin,,,,after taking it everyday for a year i quit coldd turkey,, and if you know anything about benzo's withdrawl of them is a motherfucker,,2 weeks and a loss of 25 pounds is all i really took,, and one seziure....fuck mental health doctors!!!! legal drug pushers,,,and i was stupid to have not read up on what the drug did before excepting them from the doc
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For real. I still keep them close but don't like to take them.

i was prescribed prozac for anxiety and depression. i took em for a while but felt i wasnt really doing anything about my problems. i ditched the meds and now if i see the signs, i suck it up and go out and have the best time i can.

EricLogan · « **Reply #93 on:** August 19, 2007, 01:18:54 AM »

at my work I both clean shitters and PREPARE FOOD

I think there's something very awesome about that.

But that aside, I'd feel pretty gay bragging about any "acomplishments" I've made, even in a "hammers" thread. That and I don't really have any, hahah

skateboard pillows · « **Reply #94 on:** August 19, 2007, 07:49:13 AM »

"like a pussy soaked in applejuice"
robert evans has serious life hammers
it's only a diver's watch

bentmode · « **Reply #95 on:** August 19, 2007, 11:14:21 AM »

Quote from: kneebone on August 17, 2007, 10:27:21 AM

isn't 2400 the perfect score nowadays? dude, 1550 sucks, haha

last year if you took the test after march you would be on the new test which required an essay and i believe science.

my life hammer isnt as gnarly as alis however i think its pretty rad. my friend wanted me to come with him to his ladys valentines party or whatever, he was crashing there for sure and there was no way i was getting home. i had to figure out what to do, to make a long story short i fingered his girlfriends sister, we would have boned but she sketched out on the whole sisters boyfriend thing. whatevs.

Dirk Wiggler · « **Reply #96 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:15:40 AM »

I flew around the set of Jurassic Park on Kaui in a helicopted with 3 female Elvis impersonators. Is that a lifestyle hammer? Either way, it's a true story. It was the 20 year anniversary of Elvis filming a movie on the island and there was a convention on.

EricLogan · « **Reply #97 on:** August 28, 2007, 07:39:29 PM »

fuck yes, that counts.

And yeah, Robert Evans was a walking life-hammer

ahlee · « **Reply #98 on:** August 29, 2007, 06:43:26 PM »

life hammered

dave v-house · « **Reply #99 on:** September 04, 2007, 11:25:01 PM »

Quote from: Ali Atmaca on August 29, 2007, 06:43:26 PM

life hammered

Drunk in Canada drinking a beer called dude

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #100 on:** September 04, 2007, 11:27:36 PM »

Does your jacket say "Jeah" and your beer say "Dude"?!?!?!

gnar +1

dave v-house · « **Reply #101 on:** September 04, 2007, 11:41:18 PM »

Actually it's a deathreat patch. But let's just say it says "Jeah" for radness' sake.

JahLIVES · « **Reply #102 on:** September 05, 2007, 10:20:34 AM »

going to college is gonna be my life hammer, but im pretty sure that im gonna bail

ahlee · « **Reply #103 on:** September 05, 2007, 10:35:35 AM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on September 04, 2007, 11:27:36 PM

Does your jacket say "Jeah" and your beer say "Dude"?!?!?!

gnar +1

jf · « **Reply #104 on:** September 05, 2007, 01:34:45 PM »

when i play guitar by myself i usually rock out making the whole expierience a life hammer,, luckily im by myself and no one is around to see the retardedness

what the · « **Reply #105 on:** September 05, 2007, 04:38:16 PM »

thats a hard one,dont have any,i could make one up,ya those dude beers are funny,,,,got a extra black dude,someone calls who you with oh 6 dudes,so many what a lame beer,its gross is what i mean,of course everyone has tasted a dude right ....ha ha

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #106 on:** September 05, 2007, 07:14:39 PM »

Quote from: dave v-house on September 04, 2007, 11:25:01 PM

Quote from: Ali Atmaca on August 29, 2007, 06:43:26 PM
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life hammered
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Drunk in Canada drinking a beer called dude

I just had to post Jeah Dude V-House one more time. God, this pic is tits.

JahLIVES · « **Reply #107 on:** September 05, 2007, 07:43:50 PM »

Quote from: what the on September 05, 2007, 04:38:16 PM

thats a hard one,dont have any,i could make one up,ya those dude beers are funny,,,,got a extra black dude,someone calls who you with oh 6 dudes,so many what a lame beer,its gross is what i mean,of course everyone has tasted a dude right ....ha ha

slow down so we can understand you

MFS · « **Reply #108 on:** September 05, 2007, 08:58:53 PM »

Quote from: Dirk Wiggler on August 17, 2007, 02:09:23 AM

SATs are the ultimate barometer of awesomeness. You are uber-doober-awesome.

yes!

ahlee · « **Reply #109 on:** September 05, 2007, 09:07:59 PM »

Quote from: JahLIVES on September 05, 2007, 07:43:50 PM

Quote from: what the on September 05, 2007, 04:38:16 PM
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thats a hard one,dont have any,i could make one up,ya those dude beers are funny,,,,got a extra black dude,someone calls who you with oh 6 dudes,so many what a lame beer,its gross is what i mean,of course everyone has tasted a dude right ....ha ha
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slow down so we can understand you

ha, i still enjoyed it.

marty. · « **Reply #110 on:** September 05, 2007, 09:08:15 PM »

people are probably gonna call bullshit on this, although its totally true, but i have the master key to my old high school. it doesnt open every door, but probably 90% of them. i got it from a friend of mine whose friend was a summer janitor there. i dont really have any tales of cool hijinx though, just stupid stuff like stealing soda and whatnot. i was always afraid to use it, cause if you get caught with one you get expelled automatically and have to pay for all new locks for the school.

MFS · « **Reply #111 on:** September 05, 2007, 09:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Ali Atmaca on August 18, 2007, 09:59:20 AM

jayme you should consider smoking tons of weed.

here here

MFS · « **Reply #112 on:** September 05, 2007, 09:23:19 PM »

i stole a sixteen year olds really hot girlfriend at a house party and took her home and nailed her. if thats not a life hammer then what the fuck is?

MFS · « **Reply #113 on:** September 05, 2007, 09:25:27 PM »

i also spat in chad kroeger of nickelbacks bacon cheeseburger when i worked at cactus club. total life hammer

cold budweisers · « **Reply #114 on:** September 05, 2007, 09:40:14 PM »

the latter is truly, truly a life hammer.

Author Topic: life hammers (Read 7108 times)

brooklyn brawler

JahLIVES

jf

what the

brooklyn brawler

JahLIVES