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07harriso

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injuries
« on: September 06, 2007, 12:23:54 PM »
name some. here are mine.

broken ankle
broken finger
loads of sprained ankles
broken a few toes
knocked out my front tooth 4 years ago. teeth are always worst injuries.

not many really.

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Re: injuries
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2007, 12:27:35 PM »
right now my hip is so swollen i have a j.lo ass and can barely walk, a huge swellbow and my jaws fucked up. im very hurting right now.

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Re: injuries
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2007, 12:29:04 PM »
broken heart  :o  :-*  :-*  :-*
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Re: injuries
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 12:36:34 PM »
skiing...
broken teeth

running from the cops...
broken sternum
bruised organs

skating...
broken shoulder
broken wrist
broken ribs

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Re: injuries
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 12:38:15 PM »
when i first started skateboarding i went to the local park with some friends and didnt realize you needed pads and helmets and all, so i rented some grimy one from there. Literally, the next day i wake up and ive got this like...this is gonna sound kinda gross but, you know how rasberries are all red and bumpy? it looked like i had a rasberry growin out of my face, next to my right eyebrow. i went to two or three doctors and none of them knew what it was. eventually that turned into a scab, and about a month later the scab went away and i was left with this weird scar that looks like a crooked x, which i still have. every time i go to the doctors they try to get me to get it taken off, but i like it, makes me look gnar.

not exactly an injury, but a good cautionary tale for the youth about the perils of renting helmets
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Re: injuries
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 12:41:43 PM »
Hockey:
front teeth knocked out

Skating:
about 27 sprained ankles per foot
1 broken foot


All in all, not too bad... (knocks on wood)

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Re: injuries
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 12:43:45 PM »
about 27 sprained ankles per foot
sprained wrists too. I now work on computers all day and typing can be a bitch. My wrists are jacked.

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Re: injuries
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2007, 12:57:39 PM »
fractured ankle
a few rolled ankles
partially torn acl (physical therapy was the worst)
ingrown toenail, which is some serious shit. it hurt like a mother but i kept skating on it for months and i eventually got surgery to have half my toenail removed
every so often i fall on my ass and walk like an old man for days for no reason
bombed a hill and ran it out into a house, fucked my back up, couldnt skate for a couple weeks

all this and i consider myself very lucky

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Re: injuries
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2007, 12:59:24 PM »
Hockey: broken right wrist (arm got caught between my body and the boards, wrist just snapped)
            a few concusions
Lacrosse: Bruised kidney (teamate cross checked my in the ribs on a hospital pass), included pissing blood that night
Skating: Shattered left radial head resulting in replacement surgery and a titanium golf-tee looking prosthetic inside my elbow
            perma-hipper and swellbows
Misc: My friend kicked my left pinky when i was playing soccer on a trampoline with a net around it when i was 14...broken growth plate

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Re: injuries
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2007, 03:29:08 PM »
-numerous sprained ankles
-stitches in chin from hanging up on a jump ramp (my chin broke my fall on the asphalt)
-torn labrum in my shoulder that led to countless dislocated shoulders.  had to have surgery to correct it
-various permanent lumps under the skin near my hip
-razortail board to the eyebrow (should have gotten stitches, but didn't)
-gash on knee from an angle iron ledge (should have gotten stitches, but didn't)
-arthritis (symptom of ulcerative colitis).  It usually happens in my knees, but now I've got it in my left shoulder, left elbow, both hands, and my right ankle.  it comes and goes (had it in my left knee for the last 3 months)

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Re: injuries
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2007, 03:45:29 PM »
i dont know about anyone else, but im not about to spend the time to read all of the slap pals crying about their injuries.
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Re: injuries
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2007, 03:46:38 PM »
but you'll post?   ???   


you're a funny dude, a bit weird but hey, who isn't? 

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Re: injuries
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2007, 05:36:49 PM »
split the bridge of my nose open horizontilly
duct taped gaping chin hole, twice
2 or 3 real gnarly head hits
undiagnosed knee injury, I think dislocated
dislocated elbow
broken finger

and I think that's it, skate-wise
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Re: injuries
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2007, 05:47:09 PM »
skating:
i broke my wrist the first time i tried to skate a real pool
i sprain my wrists  every couple of months
strained legs
i had a heel bruise that took me out for a month and a half because i kicked out skating a twelve stair in vulcs
sprained ankles
i tore the ligaments in one of my ankles, i could even hear it tear
concussions
playing baseball when i was younger:
broken thumb
snowboarding:
got knocked out and all i really can remember is that i touched my face and my gloves were covered in blood, and time flew by(hours seemed like seconds)

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Re: injuries
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2007, 05:48:55 PM »
i gotz the bees knees

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Re: injuries
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2007, 05:50:43 PM »
Broken Cheekbone

Dislocated Shoulder

Broken Thumb

Shattered elbow

Broken Ankle

Tendon Tears

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Re: injuries
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2007, 07:25:09 PM »
broken wrist , while i had this broken wrist i got my pointer finger cut open , 7 stitches and a little finger cast along with my arm cast , got the nickname war amp for a little while.

fractured right ankle in four places and utterly destroyed leg ligaments , this was five days deep into escaping a cold canadian winter , back to -35 , two months in a cast and another two rebuilding muscle.

rolled both ankles more times then i can remember , the most recent one trying to kickflip frontside wallride on this bank and just wedged my foot where the bank and flatground met

i was trying to do a frontside smith across this pyramid box and i jumped out of it and cut my right shin open very deeply and the edge of the sharp sharp end of the angle iron , that one was fun.

there was this wallride obstacle at the park that had like three parts , it went from the normal bank , to steeper bank , then to about 5 feet of wall.
I was trying to wallride it backside , came down wrong slid on my knee and cut it open on a nail sticking out

i was trying to 50-50 this very skinny bike rack , flew off near the end and gouged my left shin on the end of it

i have a scar on my back from getting stabbed running from a crazy fight in my neighborhood

scar on my head from when i was walking home drunk one night in my hometown last month and got jumped by 10 kids and bottled twice running at top speed

busted open top and bottom lip from getting in a crazy fight at some bush party , got my right front tooth knocked out but it was just dangling there. worst thing was , before i would get this root canal that had to follow in 6 weeks , they put a sediment on my right front tooth so it was glued to my front left one , it looked like i had one giant tooth for 6 weeks , this was in grade 11 to , sucked so bad , root canal wasn't to fun either.








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Re: injuries
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2007, 09:24:04 PM »
broken ankle
numerous sprained ankles
two broken fingy's
2 concusions
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Re: injuries
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2007, 09:14:45 AM »
fractured ankles many times, my left foot is turned outward when i walk now.
fractured wrists.
fractured collar bone.
torn ankle ligament

other than skating

fractured tibulas (lower leg bones?)
fractured skull in 3 places
broken nose
broken knee caps
displaced shoulder
broken fingers, all but 2 of them

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Re: injuries
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2007, 09:27:49 AM »
Bruised my kidney, pissed blood for a week, just laid around fucked up on prescribed darvocet watching the first satori video loop over and over because I was too drugged up to move.

Prank called a kid about 20 times a day when I was 16. He found out it was me and headbutted me, breaking my nose. I kinda had it coming.

Fell down a waterfall in the grand canyon, blew out my knee, got helicoptered out. Have since been mocked for being so dumb that I fell into the grand canyon.

Here's a good one. Drunkenly fingerboarding with a knife as an obstacle, cut my finger open. Didn't do anything about it. It got infected, puss everywhere. Still have a fingerboarding scar.

Hippers are kind of fascinating to me. Anybody ever had one and had it blow up on you? Gross, and made me queesy, but in the end you get healed pretty good.
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