You're the last person on Earth. Do you still skate?

[switchfakie]

definitely not

i have a hard time skating skateparks/spots alone. I think the social part of it is definitely a big thing for me

just two monkeys seeing who can do a trick first is peak cheap entertainment

[sle_epy]

definitely not

i have a hard time skating skateparks/spots alone. I think the social part of it is definitely a big thing for me

just two monkeys seeing who can do a trick first is peak cheap entertainment

Agree. I don't care about actual like American style competition but I love a trick battle.

[Mean salto]

What is the reason I'm the last person left on earth?
Thought about it and if it's like just a flash and every other person disappears then I prob won't skate because the world will be too fucked up (thinking about every car that's driving on the planet all crashing at once and all the planes falling out the sky etc just for starters)
If it's like some global pandemic thing then all the supply chains have already gone to shit for some time so just finding food will prob take up all of my time.
Roaming packs of starved confused dogs will no doubt be a big problem

[livin on a speyer]

I would put skatestoppers to ledges.

[Hastings]

PRO AF!!!

[cowboy_unit]

I would bomb hills. Not having to worry about cars. Deers running around in the city would probably be the new problem, but rather a deer than a car.

[Giftedly Hater’d]

Consumed by sheer force of will, I would navigate the desolate hellscape against all odds. With grit, raw instinct, and a little luck I would make one last cry to the heavens on behalf of all mankind. And by that, I mean I would transport the Woodward foam pit to the bottom of Wallenberg and I would have my glory. For the homies.

[devils acrobat]

I read this book called "Die Arbeit der Nacht/night work" by Thomas Glavinic and it is exactly about that topic minus the skating part. Based on the book I would say I would skate everything besides regular spots to keep me entertained for a while. Stuff like an airport and other spots usually not accessible. I would probably go there with a Ferrari I found somewhere going full speed. I am not a car guy but would need some excitement. At some point I would get so bored and desperate that I would try to jump the springfield canyon and die.

[JANUS]

I don’t think I could pass up the chance to be the best skater on Earth.

Edit: are there corpses strewn all over the place, or did everybody else get raptured off this bitch and vanish? For the former, will a street sweeper move corpses, or do we need to do the first pass with a snow plow?

[Terminal]

Where's Provolone when you need him...

[radcunt]

It'd be hard to do much while surrounded by millions of dead people

[c-dock]

I'm extremely introverted, so I could possibly do okay in this scenario. Probably just get a couple dogs and that's my crew. As long as I could still find product to skate when shit gets worn down then yeah I'd never stop. I would worry a little extra about injuries though, so maybe only tricks I know I won't get too hurt trying.

Gotta make home base somewhere in a warm climate so living off the land would be easier, but I would also want an indoor park to skate on rainy days. As for sobriety, I doubt I'd drink/do hard drugs but I'd probably grow a bunch of weed. Also gives something to keep up with day to day and track progress. Tampa would be the perfect place for all this but I don't fuck with the idea of gators running around without human intervention

EDIT: This could only work if there aren't dead bodies all over the place like others said. Could not mentally handle that

[swongolianbbq]

Rebuild love park

Send skate videos into space

[KGB]

Yes, but I will spend most of my free time riding motorcycles and going to different department stores until I find that truly special someone.