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Re: Juno
« Reply #120 on: January 18, 2008, 04:55:46 AM »
I really hate ET253 so I'm very sad that I also prefer the british office

What'd I ever do to you dude? This is the problem with message boards people just come up with opinions about others without ever even knowing them. Had I never even been hated on for no reason in the first place I never would have said all this harsh shit about everyone on here and now I look like a big asshole simply for sticking up for myself. I'm not the one that says bullshit about people for noe reason other than to make myself feel big. That's how all this started, douchebags just tryna steal a base...

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Re: Juno
« Reply #121 on: January 18, 2008, 05:13:19 AM »
ET, If you went to a bar and there was a group of people sitting at the bar who are obviously locals and all know each other and you decided to check it out sit at the bar and join in on the conversation, would you still approach things the same way you did here?
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Re: Juno
« Reply #122 on: January 18, 2008, 05:16:01 AM »
If someone said outright that they hated me and told me to fuck off for no reason whatsoever (exactly the same as how the majority of people on here have approached me) then, ya, I probly would end up getting in a fight...

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Re: Juno
« Reply #123 on: January 18, 2008, 05:20:23 AM »
the dialog was a little hard to listen to at times.

glad to see i wasn't the only one...

painful and awkard at times but i still really enjoyed it. although according to my sister that is how younger people talk now and it was very consistent and real to life
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Re: Juno
« Reply #124 on: January 18, 2008, 05:30:33 AM »
sounds like it'd be more annoying than ever to be in high school right now

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Re: Juno
« Reply #125 on: January 18, 2008, 06:07:32 AM »
must not be good ecstasy

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Re: Juno
« Reply #127 on: January 18, 2008, 07:49:39 AM »
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

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Ya know that pretty sad that you know that...

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Re: Juno
« Reply #128 on: January 18, 2008, 08:02:35 AM »

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Re: Juno
« Reply #129 on: January 18, 2008, 11:49:22 AM »
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

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Ya know that pretty sad that you know that...

no, knowing about the holocaust is sad. autofellatio, not so sad.

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Re: Juno
« Reply #130 on: January 18, 2008, 12:10:43 PM »
Jeff says fuck Juno, watch There Will Be Blood. Believe me, there will be blood.
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Re: Juno
« Reply #131 on: January 18, 2008, 01:09:57 PM »
juno was dope. glad i burned it.
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Re: Juno
« Reply #132 on: January 18, 2008, 02:54:23 PM »
Juno is to movies as ET420 is to human beings.

Guile, YOU liked Juno?????????? What the fucking fuck????????????????????????????????

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« Reply #133 on: January 18, 2008, 03:03:21 PM »
i was really really high and also playing manhunt during the watch. ive already forgotten most of it. i remember a little girl getting pregnant and trying to prego hump her sugar daddy
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Re: Juno
« Reply #134 on: January 18, 2008, 03:51:29 PM »
Jeff says fuck Juno, watch There Will Be Blood. Believe me (J), there will be blood.
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Re: Juno
« Reply #135 on: January 18, 2008, 03:54:42 PM »
reference.com

Autofellatio
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of ones own penis as a form of masturbation. Most men do not possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science as a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.

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Ya know that pretty sad that you know that...

no, knowing about the holocaust is sad. autofellatio, not so sad.

I don't see how you could not know about the holocaust. Autfellatio on the other hand...

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Re: Juno
« Reply #136 on: January 18, 2008, 04:08:38 PM »

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Re: Juno
« Reply #137 on: January 18, 2008, 04:09:14 PM »
someday when you die cause God is gonna have your ass for all this negativity you revel in pointlessly spreading

lol

The thought of god hanging out on Slap is funny.
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Re: Juno
« Reply #138 on: January 18, 2008, 04:12:04 PM »
someday when you die cause God is gonna have your ass for all this negativity you revel in pointlessly spreading

lol

The thought of god hanging out on Slap is funny.

ahahahahaaaaaaaa

people on here arent dicks, some people just go out of their way to make themselves look like douches
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Re: Juno
« Reply #139 on: January 18, 2008, 04:13:50 PM »
ET, you believe in a God?

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Re: Juno
« Reply #140 on: January 18, 2008, 04:16:13 PM »
BLEEKER 8)
Ethan Bubblegum Tate - Captain of the Harlem Globetrotters, lecturer of Physics at Globetrotter University.
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Re: Juno
« Reply #141 on: January 18, 2008, 04:18:00 PM »
ET, you believe in a God?

You mean you missed this gem:

Well if that's truly what you think then feel fre to blow your brains out at any time. God obviously designed natural selection specifically for people like you...
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Re: Juno
« Reply #142 on: January 18, 2008, 04:20:39 PM »
If I were god you'd be dead by now.
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Re: Juno
« Reply #143 on: January 18, 2008, 04:21:39 PM »
ET, you believe in a God?

He\\\'s spoken directly to me, and changed things in this world specifically upon my request. He also gave me a gift that\\\'s been with me and astounded people all my life and has somewhat recently pinnacled in the field of video production...

Jeff has a feeling this guy (ET253) probably believes that post, and may even have it on a bulletin board in a bedroom.
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Re: Juno
« Reply #144 on: January 18, 2008, 04:24:39 PM »
Hahaha, holy shit. This is so fucking great. ET, do you realize that there are people from Tacoma reading these boards who know who you are? Do you understand that these people aren't going to want to work with you anymore or be in your godawful videos or give you the deals you demand from their shops? People hate you, in real life. You are a terrible human being.

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Re: Juno
« Reply #145 on: January 18, 2008, 04:26:33 PM »
Hahaha, holy shit. This is so fucking great. ET, do you realize that there are people from Tacoma reading these boards who know who you are? Do you understand that these people aren't going to want to work with you anymore or be in your godawful videos or give you the deals you demand from their shops? People hate you, in real life. You are a terrible human being.

Most of them have heard the story. It is pretty incredible. It's hard not believe when you have heard it.

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Re: Juno
« Reply #146 on: January 18, 2008, 04:28:48 PM »
Are ET and BargainShopper the same person? They're both annoying as shit, regardless.

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Re: Juno
« Reply #147 on: January 18, 2008, 04:29:13 PM »
ET, you believe in a God?

Hes spoken directly to me, and changed things in this world specifically upon my request. He also gave me a gift thats been with me and astounded people all my life and has somewhat recently pinnacled in the field of video production...

Jeff has a feeling this guy (ET253) probably believes that post, and may even have it on a bulletin board in a bedroom.

It didnt come without tribulation, however (the change I requested). Never have I been immediately stricken with such overwhelming physical pain for no apparent reason...

!! !! Jeff has the seven deadly sins toward how potent the weed you (ET253) have been cheefing.
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Re: Juno
« Reply #148 on: January 18, 2008, 04:32:16 PM »
You were attempting auto-fellatio one night, and like most other nights, you just couldn't reach. But then something different happened; you felt a warm presence embrace you, a benevolent partner was with you. In that moment you felt your ribs shift, but there was no pain, no discomfort, no awkwardness, just your own warm mouth enclosed around your own penis. And you knew, He was with you.

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Re: Juno
« Reply #149 on: January 18, 2008, 04:49:12 PM »
your godawful videos

Hey thanks for proving my point about the worthlessness of your life, by the way. people who are secure with themselves and what it is that they are doing with their lives don't say stupid shit like that. Kudos...

Are you kidding me? But I suppose that quotes like this:

Well if that's truly what you think then feel fre to blow your brains out at any time. God obviously designed natural selection specifically for people like you...

are a sign of security?

And also, please tell me more about your god experience, if Alex's diy blowjob theory is incorrect.
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