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"Hotel Chevalier"
« on: September 26, 2007, 02:36:59 PM »
you can download it for free off of I-Tunes.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewMovie?id=265079483&s=143441

it stars Jason Schwartzman and Natalie Portman...and it serves as a prequel of sorts to Wes' upcoming film "The Darjeeling Limited"




Oh, and FYI: this film is going down in history as the first movie to feature Natalie Portman nude.
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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2007, 03:07:02 PM »
very, very curious. I'm downloading it now. and thank you in advance.

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2007, 04:25:38 PM »
for some reason i dont have an apple id, kinda bummed, i like w.a. and that weird actor guy

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2007, 04:38:13 PM »
Awesome.  Downloading it now.

Darjeeling limited should be pretty good.

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2007, 05:27:27 PM »
Oh, and FYI: this film is going down in history as the first movie to feature Natalie Portman nude.

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2007, 05:31:40 PM »
I really want to see Natalie Portman's teets but I can't get an Apple ID going.

yeah dude!

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2007, 05:41:43 PM »
I really want to see Natalie Portman's teets but I can't get an Apple ID going.

We all do, however most of use we'll only see her arse.

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2007, 05:47:02 PM »
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I really want to see Natalie Portman's teets but I can't get an Apple ID going.
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We all do, however most of use we'll only see her arse.

this is a video of the "good parts".



http://rapidshare.com/files/58485850/NataliePortman.avi

The first 3 minutes of the movie are cut off.

(i couldn't find any other links of the entire film besides the I Tunes one)
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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2007, 05:51:27 PM »
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I really want to see Natalie Portman's teets but I can't get an Apple ID going.
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We all do, however most of use we'll only see her arse.
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this is a video of the "good parts".



http://rapidshare.com/files/58485850/NataliePortman.avi

The first 3 minutes of the movie are cut off.

(i couldn't find any other links of the entire film besides the I Tunes one)

No, I saw it on iTunes. I just meant you don't see her tits.

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2007, 06:10:50 PM »
yea, dont get your hopes up
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2007, 07:28:46 PM »
Well where I come from, "nude" means full frontal teet exposure...

I was misled by a penis monster.

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2007, 08:04:56 PM »
why not sheryl crowe part 2 with brandon ree?

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2007, 08:06:29 PM »
Looks like I'll have to finally install itunes.

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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2007, 08:10:18 PM »
Well where I come from, "nude" means full frontal teet exposure...

I was misled by a penis monster.

i was misled too.

I based the amount of nudity in the film from all the reviews i read...

..then i actually watched the film and was somewhat letdown (besides, i'm sure everyone is familiar with the topless beach photos of Natalie that surfaced on the internet a couple years back. So we aren't missing much)

Although, im kinda bummed they didnt show any bush.


Despite the deception, im still planning on watching Darjeeling when it comes out. Come to think of it, a lot of good movies are coming out in the next couple of months.
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Re: "Hotel Chevalier"
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2007, 08:16:00 PM »
portman or portable pussy? 8)