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THE thread
« on: October 29, 2007, 06:47:14 PM »
this is THE thread. the thread of all threads. you come here if you cant quite find the thread to express what you need to convey, or, dont feel like finding that shit and just want to get to the point

1. does anybody watch americas top model just to see the bitches? jeezy does.

2. does anybody here not give a fuck if they never see the birdhouse video?

3.does anybody here miss being able to fuck high school girls with out fear of incarceration?

4. what about cleavage is so damn delicious?

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2007, 06:50:21 PM »
How come pizza rolls don't taste like real pizza?

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2007, 06:55:47 PM »
How come pizza rolls don't taste like real pizza?

you know, jeezy wishes he could answer that question. but with all preservatives and bullshit nowadays, nothings real anymore son
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 07:09:59 PM »
I am starting to love the Jeezy account.

Why is it almost november and still 80 degrees out during the day?

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 07:11:30 PM »
I am starting to love the Jeezy account.

Why is it almost november and still 80 degrees out during the day?

global warming. i mean if al gore won a fuckin peace prize, shit hes saying must have some kind of substance i would think
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2007, 07:14:10 PM »
Does anyone else ever feel the urge to immediately leave work/school to go home and watch a (insert your equivalent show) Sponge Bob, Rocko's Modern Life, or Home Movies marathon? A lot of times during the day I just want to go chill and watch a cartoon marathon.

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 07:14:24 PM »
I can't blame global warming here bro.
This is Louisiana.
Fucked up climates are a way of life, but a confusing way.

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 07:16:32 PM »
I can't blame global warming here bro.
This is Louisiana.
Fucked up climates are a way of life, but a confusing way.

hmm, i dont know why you would ask why its 80 degrees(its still october by the way), you live in the south!jeezy has lived in the south his whole life, weather here is like a bitch with mood swings
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2007, 11:50:17 AM »
heres another one. why is it when a nigga is on the rise i get kooked out the ass? fuck who ever is tryin to stop my ascent. and another. why does element have like 2 million flow skaters? what the fuck! jesus how many people can you fuckin sponsor? and do these people actually rock element shit with a straight face?
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2007, 11:54:44 AM »
Does anyone else ever feel the urge to immediately leave work/school to go home and watch a (insert your equivalent show) Sponge Bob, Rocko's Modern Life, or Home Movies marathon? A lot of times during the day I just want to go chill and watch a cartoon marathon.

i pretty much always wish i could watch rocko's modern life

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2007, 12:03:54 PM »
I have my first weekday off in months on Thursday and I'm honestly giddy about being useless and playing video games all day.

Has anyone else here accepted that they like being a piece of shit?

jeezy has enjoyed being unemployed. shit it introduced him to this place. but good things dont last forever, and i need a job, and to get away from you fucks ;D
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2007, 01:03:15 PM »
i want to suck titties for the rest of my life
im sure it would be a nice change from all the dicks you suck.

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2007, 01:44:19 PM »
Why do I look for spots that I wish I could skate, rather than ones I actually might be able to?

Why does beer taste the best, when drank ice cold in a hot shower, when you're getting ready to leave the house?

How rad are hotdogs?

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2007, 01:47:50 PM »
Why do I look for spots that I wish I could skate, rather than ones I actually might be able to?

Why does beer taste the best, when drank ice cold in a hot shower, when you're getting ready to leave the house?

How rad are hotdogs?

I dont know, the lovers, the dreamers and you?

It's beer and you're in the shower drinking it.

Hebrew National are the best!

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2007, 01:52:49 PM »
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Why do I look for spots that I wish I could skate, rather than ones I actually might be able to?

Why does beer taste the best, when drank ice cold in a hot shower, when you're getting ready to leave the house?

How rad are hotdogs?
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I dont know, the lovers, the dreamers and you?

It's beer and you're in the shower drinking it.

Hebrew National are the best!

I think we should date.

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2007, 01:54:43 PM »
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Why do I look for spots that I wish I could skate, rather than ones I actually might be able to?

Why does beer taste the best, when drank ice cold in a hot shower, when you're getting ready to leave the house?

How rad are hotdogs?
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I dont know, the lovers, the dreamers and you?

It's beer and you're in the shower drinking it.

Hebrew National are the best!
[close]

I think we should date.

If you're ever in CO pm me and I'll see if I can lose the gf for a night or two.
*insert winking emoticon*

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2007, 01:56:55 PM »
Why is okay to be gay on the internet? No homo.

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2007, 01:59:07 PM »
Why is okay to be gay on the internet? No homo.

It's better than e-bullying.



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Re: THE thread
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2007, 02:07:02 PM »
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Why do I look for spots that I wish I could skate, rather than ones I actually might be able to?

Why does beer taste the best, when drank ice cold in a hot shower, when you're getting ready to leave the house?

How rad are hotdogs?
[close]

I dont know, the lovers, the dreamers and you?

It's beer and you're in the shower drinking it.

Hebrew National are the best!
[close]

I think we should date.
[close]

If you're ever in CO pm me and I'll see if I can lose the gf for a night or two.
*insert winking emoticon*


Bareback Mountain type shit..."Let's go skate." *wink, wink*
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2007, 02:31:55 PM »
"instead of typing out some dumb reply to this post, go make some art, smell your own body, mate with your own hand, take a picture of your penis when it is in half-boner-mode and post it on slap." Tony

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2007, 02:59:37 PM »
Every fake account after Jeezy has been boring. Case in point:

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I would do anything to have a bigger cock
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jeezy resents being called a fake account. CHEA! THATS RIIIIIIGHT!
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2007, 03:03:22 PM »
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2007, 03:18:03 PM »
this is THE thread. the thread of all threads. you come here if you cant quite find the thread to express what you need to convey, or, dont feel like finding that shit and just want to get to the point

1. does anybody watch americas top model just to see the bitches? jeezy does.

2. does anybody here not give a fuck if they never see the birdhouse video?

3.does anybody here miss being able to fuck high school girls with out fear of incarceration?

4. what about cleavage is so damn delicious?




I got superhead on my dick nigga! you ever hit that shit?

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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2007, 03:20:13 PM »
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this is THE thread. the thread of all threads. you come here if you cant quite find the thread to express what you need to convey, or, dont feel like finding that shit and just want to get to the point

1. does anybody watch americas top model just to see the bitches? jeezy does.

2. does anybody here not give a fuck if they never see the birdhouse video?

3.does anybody here miss being able to fuck high school girls with out fear of incarceration?

4. what about cleavage is so damn delicious?


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I got superhead on my dick nigga! you ever hit that shit?

that bitch is a snitch. i fucked keyshia cole, in fact, i still fuck keyshia cole
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« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2007, 03:31:21 PM »
 i just get the bitch to suck my dick. that bitch all wore out. pussy look like a sad face and shit

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« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2007, 03:33:26 PM »
i just get the bitch to suck my dick. that bitch all wore out. pussy look like a sad face and shit
was trina's pussy good?
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2007, 03:35:05 PM »
you guys wanna gay down or what?
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Re: THE thread
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2007, 04:41:18 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2007, 05:10:57 PM »

3.does anybody here miss being able to fuck high school girls with out fear of incarceration?




So, do you girls like to, uh, party?

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Re: THE thread
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2007, 06:12:16 PM »
heres a good one for yall. why niggas wanna hate jeezy?
i got all i need except some jeezy in my life