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Haiku Hour.
« on: November 23, 2007, 09:14:05 AM »
Thank You #3 ranked Japan for the art of haiku. What they lack downstairs, they make up for upstairs. Let's share some of our visual writings. I'LL GO FIRST.

A Calming Whisper

Why Are We The Best?
Home To Big Dicks And Thick Chicks
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER


A Haiku Of Love

Big Dick God Of Mine
Jesus Horrifying Christ
You Are My Best Friend


I'm A Street Fighter Character That Can't Handle A Dose Of His Own Medicine

Canadian Bitch
Lying About Messages
You Cannot Hang Bro

5-0 Let's Roll

Police Want Your Blood
They Fuck You Up In My Land
You Suck Cock They Rock



Thank You Mother

Yo Big Dicks Let's Roll
We're 'Merican We Eat Hearts
We Are Number One


SHARE SOME OF YOURS. Bleed Your Heart In. The tide is high, but i'm holding on. I'm Gonna be your #1.
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2007, 09:46:12 AM »
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
You Know I'm Better Than You
Be A Patriot
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2007, 10:31:46 PM »
Yes

When I Look Below
Red, White And Blue Dick Behold
Animals Are Wowed
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2007, 12:11:51 AM »
too cold to street skate
no indoor park in this town
too much internet
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2007, 12:50:26 AM »

I'm holding on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
I'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a sound
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down, but wait
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothin new
I loved you with a fire red-
Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

Bridge (guitar/piano)

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
It's too late to apologize, yeah
I said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
I'm holdin on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground...
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2007, 01:05:30 AM »
USA it was funny at first.
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2007, 01:24:49 AM »
vugmna givagina vagna
vgingas viagin
vigan ciganiane
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2007, 12:25:54 PM »
Skaturbation

Fully Flared PM
Beat My Dick Red White And Blue
Thank You Joshua
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2007, 12:31:32 PM »
Lame
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2007, 12:33:54 PM »
Hey fuck up fake account, how are you supposed to be american if you write haikus?
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2007, 12:34:30 PM »
LAME?


Vegans Live Longer
But Have Dicks Like Wet Lettuce
Meat Eat Dicks Stay Strong
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2007, 12:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Cuban Linx on November 24, 2007, 12:33:54 PM
Hey fuck up fake account, how are you supposed to be american if you write haikus?

WHAT BITCH?! JAPANLAND IS #3, SO THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS. HAIKU'S ARE ABOUT NATURE, AND IT'S MY GODDAMN NATURE TO BE THE AMERICAN MAN. FUCKER. SMARTASS. YOU BETTER SIT DOWN AND FEAR OUR GOD AND PRAY THAT I DON'T BITE OUT YOUR COLLARBONE.
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2007, 05:24:07 PM »
Quote from: USA #1, Motherfucker. on November 24, 2007, 12:36:55 PM
Quote from: Cuban Linx on November 24, 2007, 12:33:54 PM
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Hey fuck up fake account, how are you supposed to be american if you write haikus?
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WHAT BITCH?! JAPANLAND IS #3, SO THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS. HAIKU'S ARE ABOUT NATURE, AND IT'S MY GODDAMN NATURE TO BE THE AMERICAN MAN. FUCKER. SMARTASS. YOU BETTER SIT DOWN AND FEAR OUR GOD AND PRAY THAT I DON'T BITE OUT YOUR COLLARBONE.

Worst.  A real American wouldnt admit that another country has good ideas.
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2007, 09:13:57 PM »
Don't Get Me Confused With Dubya. You're ASKING FOR A REAL AMERICAN DICKIN'. ASSHOLE, MOUTH, NAVEL, OR SKULL? YOU CHOOSE!
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2007, 09:15:34 PM »
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2007, 09:25:44 PM »


SAY IT TO MY FACE, BITCH.
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2007, 09:28:24 PM »
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2007, 09:30:06 PM »
Covering Up That Big American Dick, With The Map Of The US? I Like Your Style, Bro!
Let's Chill. I'll Message You After The Game Tomorrow.
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2007, 11:22:19 PM »
i bet you this guy's canadian
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2007, 11:22:55 PM »
and if you're so American why would you do something based on Asian culture
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2007, 11:28:58 PM »
Because AMERICANS DO IT BETTER, dumb shit. Damnit, I Really Want To Taste The Iron In Your Blood.
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2007, 11:31:15 PM »
what the fuck happened to the ignore button?
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Re: Haiku Hour.
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2007, 11:40:31 PM »
I'm Gonna Bleed The Bitch Of You, Bro. Fuck Ignore.
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