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IF I DID IT
« on: November 27, 2007, 08:12:47 PM »
it would have to have been because I loved her very much, right?

do you guys agree?
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2007, 08:15:48 PM »
i loved you in the naked gun movies

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2007, 08:16:43 PM »
Ofcourse, you could have killed her out of Love because you thought she was suffering.

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2007, 08:17:43 PM »
The juice can do no wrong in my eyes.

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2007, 08:23:20 PM »
well i didnt kill her, lets make that clear. but i was telling my golf buddies the other day that, i mean, golly, she kinda deserved it. if you think about it. the nerve of that bitch. i payed for her tits for christ sakes!fucking ungrateful bitch. i just loved her so much i had to do it..........love her i mean, she was worth loving
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2007, 08:25:36 PM »
funniest fake account all week for sure. keep it up

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2007, 08:30:55 PM »
funniest fake account all week for sure. keep it up

look here buddy. this is not a laughing matter
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2007, 08:33:11 PM »
no man that was that good could have killed somebody for no reason

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2007, 08:33:26 PM »
funniest fake account all week for sure. keep it up

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2007, 08:38:20 PM »
no man that was that good could have killed somebody for no reason

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I LOVED THAT WHORE! AND SHE STARTS FUCKING A WAITER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?HES DRIVING MY FUCKING CAR? SUCKING ON TITS I PAYED FOR?!?!?!?IM GONNA FIND THAT HITMAN AND HES GONNA PAY FOR WHAT I DID I MEAN WHAT HE DID
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2007, 08:52:52 PM »
Dude, OJ, 420

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2007, 09:11:49 PM »
i will find that son of a bitch that kooked me. YOU THINK YOU CAN KOOK MY SHIT? YOU THINK YOU CAN COME INTO MY THREAD AND KOOK MY SHIT? I ALWAYS THOUGHT SLAP PALS WERE STRAIGHT SHOOTERS!
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2007, 09:13:38 PM »
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you think you can steal my shit?

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2007, 09:21:58 PM »
im trying to stack gnars here! i already got money! i still got lesbian nielsen money, or whatever the fuck his name is, anyway i got money from doing that shit. im lampin like ikea. but what i really want is some gnars. media tried to portray me like a bad guy. i mean if i did it, shouldnt i get praised for it? a fucking double murder, and i walk out free, aris isotoner gloves and all, which by the way did not fit. thats some gangster shit. im gangster brother
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2007, 09:31:57 PM »
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2007, 09:50:32 PM »
If the glove doesn't fit, I didn't kill the bitch

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2007, 07:55:27 AM »
dont squeeze the juice

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2007, 08:02:32 AM »
the work here has been done for me

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2007, 08:06:12 AM »
i don't think Chris could handle the juice.  he killed his ex-wife, he didn't try and take advantage of some pre pubescent slut on myspace and or facebook.

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2007, 08:09:02 AM »
he didn't try and take advantage of some pre pubescent slut on myspace and or facebook.

hey now. ive had some days. dating hasnt been goin so well since the criminal trial. and then the civic! jeez
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2007, 08:13:19 AM »
he didn't try and take advantage of some pre pubescent slut on myspace and or facebook.

hey now. ive had some days. dating hasnt been goin so well since the criminal trial. and then the civic! jeez

im not hating on ya, juice. but you got a lot of shit going on right now, i think the last thing you need to to show up at some 15 year olds house with a back pack full o' horrible things, and then see Chris Hansen.  Hopefully you still have some of that speed from your football days.

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2007, 08:17:25 AM »
he didn't try and take advantage of some pre pubescent slut on myspace and or facebook.

hey now. ive had some days. dating hasnt been goin so well since the criminal trial. and then the civic! jeez

im not hating on ya, juice. but you got a lot of shit going on right now, i think the last thing you need to to show up at some 15 year olds house with a back pack full o' horrible things, and then see Chris Hansen.  Hopefully you still have some of that speed from your football days.

I WAS CLEAN YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU DONT KNOW ME! GET SOME!
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2007, 12:28:42 PM »
hows the trial going today?
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2007, 01:14:14 PM »
OJ is a murderer pile of shit who deserves to be beaten to death. If you think he's innocent check this site...http://www.bobaugust.com/photo.htm

He had the victims blood in his car. He had their blood on his sock. He had unexplainable injuries to his hands( typical from a guy who stabbed someone) and was unaccounted for during the time of the murders. There are pictures of him wearing the shoes and size the suspect supposively worn and also the gloves. Ron was killed like a normal stabbing. Nicole's neck was nearly severed and that has rage killing written all over it. Those type of murders are committed by ex lovers usually. In fact, there's not one shred of evidence that would prove his innocence, just fantasizing lies.

Hope he dies a brutal death.
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2007, 01:15:43 PM »
if the glove dont fit you must acquit
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2007, 01:18:04 PM »
someone must have photoshopped those on him in the pic then. Damn rascist cops!
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2007, 01:57:50 PM »
http://www.getjuiced.com/

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2007, 02:06:18 PM »
OJ is a murderer pile of shit who deserves to be beaten to death. If you think he's innocent check this site...http://www.bobaugust.com/photo.htm

He had the victims blood in his car. He had their blood on his sock. He had unexplainable injuries to his hands( typical from a guy who stabbed someone) and was unaccounted for during the time of the murders. There are pictures of him wearing the shoes and size the suspect supposively worn and also the gloves. Ron was killed like a normal stabbing. Nicole's neck was nearly severed and that has rage killing written all over it. Those type of murders are committed by ex lovers usually. In fact, there's not one shred of evidence that would prove his innocence, just fantasizing lies.

Hope he dies a brutal death.

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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #28 on: November 28, 2007, 02:22:17 PM »
Blood evidence was found in Simpson's white Bronco.

Evidence -- Blood found on Bronco Driver Door Interior #23*
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on Bronco instrument panel #24*
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on Bronco instrument panel #25*
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on the steering wheel #29
 Match -- Simpson, and Brown (a mixture)

 Evidence -- Blood found on the center console #30
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on the center console #31
 Match -- Simpson and Goldman (a mixture)

 Evidence -- Blood found on driver's side wall #34
 Match -- Simpson

 Evidence -- Blood found on Bronco Carpet #293
 Match -- Nicole Brown
 This blood was from a shoe print on the drivers side. The pattern was matched to the bloody shoe prints at the murder scene. All were made from size 12 Bruno Magli shoes with a Silga sole.

 Evidence -- Blood found on the Bronco center console #303
 Match -- Simpson and Goldman, and a smaller amount of
 Nicole Brown (a mixture)

 Evidence -- Blood found on the Bronco center console #304
 Match -- Simpson and Goldman, & a smaller amount
 of Nicole Brown (a mixture)

 Evidence -- Blood found on the center console #305
 Match -- Simpson and Goldman, & a smaller amount
 of Nicole Brown (a mixture)

 
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Re: IF I DID IT
« Reply #29 on: November 28, 2007, 02:25:09 PM »
yeah, but all that blood evidence is totally racist.  ::)