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Mad Lauder

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #270 on: October 17, 2009, 11:49:14 PM »
"your fucked carrol your fucked"-  rick howard

That sounds like koston to me.
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #271 on: October 21, 2009, 06:03:10 PM »
"He disastered that last step. Is that a trick?"
-Gonz

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #272 on: October 21, 2009, 06:09:21 PM »
"He disastered that last step. Is that a trick?"
-Gonz
Uhhh, Phelps?



"your fucked carrol your fucked"-  rick howard

That sounds like koston to me.
My favorite Koston quote ever is in the Menikmati bonus where he's trying the back noseblunt nollie heel out, lands grip-side down and just matter-of-factly says "That's the wrong side..."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #273 on: October 24, 2009, 05:34:54 AM »
"no you don't"
the small black kid after reynolds flip melon


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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #274 on: October 27, 2009, 05:02:10 PM »
"I'm pro."
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #275 on: October 28, 2009, 02:26:15 AM »
"no you don't"
the small black kid after reynolds flip melon


Is that from the end where they slomo his voice and it sounds all tweaked?

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #276 on: October 28, 2009, 11:13:21 AM »
yep

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #277 on: October 31, 2009, 09:47:37 PM »
"fuck!" who knows that one? Hint:person is frustrated...

Me, every time I read one of your posts.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #278 on: November 01, 2009, 02:41:07 PM »
"Geoff lets fuckin get outa here I fell cause of fred's gay ootfit."
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #279 on: November 13, 2009, 08:24:48 PM »
this probably has been posted but i like this one.

"who didit?! who didit?! who didit?! who didit?! who did it?!"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #280 on: November 14, 2009, 02:42:30 PM »
fuck man i just want to fucking kill myself right now i hate fucking everything
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #281 on: November 16, 2009, 03:33:51 PM »
"is it a go-kart park?" - melcher
« Last Edit: November 17, 2009, 08:38:02 AM by baconeggandcheese »
I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #282 on: January 10, 2010, 01:49:54 AM »
I didn't read everything but:
"aahw !! that was my body" Fowler-Cataclysmic Abyss

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #283 on: January 12, 2010, 10:22:44 AM »
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #284 on: January 15, 2010, 10:02:25 AM »
all the dialogue in that one old Shorty's video where the Muska is like saying shit about why he picked them for the team all puts a smile on my face.
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #285 on: February 07, 2010, 08:29:08 AM »
Like one time at eight i was like......but i like i just fucking held it in and FUCKING TOOK SOME WATER DOWN BABYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #286 on: February 21, 2010, 06:56:32 PM »
"if you fall, then start going again and half way through you line yell 'fuck' for the fall that you fell 5 minutes before" -Danny to Colin in the Questionable credits

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #287 on: February 24, 2010, 05:42:57 PM »
I'm gonna beat this goddam street sweeper

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #288 on: February 26, 2010, 04:36:36 PM »
"break ya leg, i hope god makes you break ya leg right now!"  -church guy at satva lueng, welcome to hell

"get on your shred stick and get ill"  -bryce kanights voiceover, sick boys

"twanked my elbow, danked my wrist...shoulder's begeeged"  -ray underhill, animal chin

"no way, you coulda got electroshocked"  -gonz

and i can't think of just one from tim o'conners voiceover section in mosaic, but some that stick with me are

"stefan's got that stoney-man style"
"ha ha it's me poppalardo, i got yer back!"
"kerry getz, has got a small actual head"
"oh god danny, oh god danny"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #289 on: March 03, 2010, 10:52:54 PM »
"I do the tricks not you!" -Gonz yelling at his shoe in Real to Reel

"Man, we aint found shit" -Black guy in Spaceballs after combing the dessert with an afro pick 

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #290 on: March 10, 2010, 07:01:30 AM »
Cataclysmic Abyss

"talk about stick" - Fowler

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #291 on: March 22, 2010, 05:58:38 AM »
"Where are you going..?"

"That was tight!"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #292 on: March 22, 2010, 09:07:41 PM »

"ha ha it's me poppalardowenning, i got yer back!"


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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #293 on: March 23, 2010, 07:34:04 AM »
"No skateboarding!"

"Couple more tries?"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #294 on: March 24, 2010, 05:00:32 AM »
'all of a sudden jahmal gets on top of the caddilac, started doin' a headspin'

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #295 on: March 24, 2010, 09:24:01 AM »
"Next thing you know Bjork is flipping tables over and Kenny Anderson is getting called to the dance floor to do backspins"

Probably not those exact words, but the previous had me bugging on the similarity.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #296 on: March 28, 2010, 04:23:12 PM »

"ha ha it's me poppalardowenning, i got yer back!"


Yeah I know what you're thinking of, but the quote I was talking about is at the end during the credits, someone, maybe selego, ollies over a bump to bar, then poppalardo does it too, and tim o'conner says it in this funny high voice.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #297 on: March 28, 2010, 04:27:53 PM »
He has been flirting with the girl in makeup..no no but she likes him though. -Gonz

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #298 on: April 03, 2010, 02:12:51 PM »
'it's a lovely day
the birds are singing
the sun is shining
what more can you ask for'
combined with ben raemers' lisping prepubescent voice it's hilarious (this and that)

and
'you be cautious sunshine. the last time somebody opened that door they were pogoing around the world for a month. and they only started 3 shoe companies and wore long socks with shorts!'
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #299 on: April 03, 2010, 05:43:58 PM »
Were getting hostile?
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