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"No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« on: November 29, 2007, 02:30:07 PM »
Welcome to the skate video quotes thread. Just put down quote, who said it and name of vid, or whatever you know

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 02:47:44 PM »
" I love skateboarding, but it makes me the worst psycho-pathic maniac" -mike taylor

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 03:13:44 PM »
i love most of the talky bits from FIRST LOVE

especially Omar Salazar- "WOOOH!SO fun" etc etc, pure enjoyment

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2007, 03:27:47 PM »
"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2007, 04:29:29 PM »
"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"

which one? Didnt see it. Jesus, somebody's got a big head, like I'm "biting threads" or even the stupid fact that you're claiming something that has been done for hundreds or years, namely collecting quotes. Idiot.

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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2007, 04:31:42 PM »
"LETS JUST BITE DEEP'S THREAD, BUT THROW A LESS FUNNY TWIST ON IT"

which one? Didnt see it. Jesus, somebody's got a big head, like I'm "biting threads" or even the stupid fact that you're claiming something that has been done for hundreds or years, namely collecting quotes. Idiot.

how did i claim collecting quotes. why dont you learn how to read son. this thread is gay anyway

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2007, 04:34:31 PM »
Well me 'biting' your thread implicates that you're claiming it, since I'm the one here stealing. Where is the fucking thread anyway, I can't find it.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2007, 04:42:58 PM »
Didnt see it, what made me think up this thread was Guile quoting Owen Wilson in the Hollywood High thread:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19588.60

I was just thinking of good quotes from skate videos cuz there are dozens, but somebody got offended.......

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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2007, 04:45:07 PM »
Didnt see it, what made me think up this thread was Guile quoting Owen Wilson in the Hollywood High thread:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=19588.60

I was just thinking of good quotes from skate videos cuz there are dozens, but somebody got offended.......

its cool man i was just fucking with you. im gonna finish watching george lopez now

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2007, 04:46:15 PM »
enjoy

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2007, 06:06:13 PM »
i got hit by a mac truck last night
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2007, 07:13:58 PM »
wait isnt wilshire knobbed?

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2007, 08:30:29 PM »
i got hit by a mac truck last night

"That was kinda styley"

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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2007, 08:42:35 PM »
so sick styleeeeeee

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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2007, 01:25:12 AM »
so sick styleeeeeee

LOL. Momentum?

"It's crazy like" will always be in my heart. His whole speech, pretty much.

I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!

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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2007, 01:34:39 AM »
I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
Yeah I always wondered what they said. I just understand the my hair looks nice part. But your version sounds pretty legit.

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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2007, 04:04:57 AM »
i got hit by a mac truck last night

wheres this from?

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2007, 07:57:44 AM »
I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.
Yeah I always wondered what they said. I just understand the my hair looks nice part. But your version sounds pretty legit.

good one....

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2007, 02:09:07 PM »
i like after beibels nollie heel down that set in yeah right he claps then points at the camera and says 'that was for you baby'

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« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2007, 02:14:43 PM »
I thought it was for his mom.  ??? Read his lips. And unmute it.
LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!

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« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2007, 02:21:44 PM »
so sick styleeeeeee

LOL. Momentum?

"It's crazy like" will always be in my heart. His whole speech, pretty much.

I think in PJWHL some lady ask's a dude: "what did I tell you guys yesterday" or something along those lines, and then the guy replies: "Uuuuhh...that my hair looks nice?" Someone confirm. It'd be awesome.

Confirmed.
Some lady's witnissing someone off camera kicking them out
Guy - "What did I tell you guys yesterday?"
Lady - "No way!"
Filmer - "Uhhh that my hair looks nice"
Guy - "No."

"What am I doing? IM SITTING HERE"

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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2007, 03:06:05 PM »
Thanks for the thorough transcript and stuff!  :-*
LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2007, 03:09:13 PM »
Thanks for the thorough transcript and stuff!  :-*

 :-*

Haha what can I say? I watched PJ Ladd's Wonderful Horrible Life pretty much every day during my 'formative' (skateboarding wise) years.

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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2007, 03:25:53 PM »
"Let me tell you a little story 'bout a man named Jed...." *laugh* *pass out*

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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2007, 03:29:57 PM »
THIRSTY!

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2007, 05:41:17 PM »
i like after beibels nollie heel down that set in yeah right he claps then points at the camera and says 'that was for you baby'

Nooooo he says "Thats how we do it baby"