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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #60 on: December 09, 2007, 05:28:36 PM »
"What's going on with your video part?"

"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"

"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"

"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"

"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."

"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"

"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"

"Well yes..."

"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"

"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."

"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."

"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"

"You know what the last part means?"

"I dooooo!"

"Its the curtains"


yes!

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #61 on: December 09, 2007, 06:45:07 PM »
"Well, if it isn't the legendary Todd Falcon..."
"In the flesh!"

"Todd Falcon's tricks... ARE GAY!"
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #62 on: December 09, 2007, 06:48:23 PM »
"What's going on with your video part?"

"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"

"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"

"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"

"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."

"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"

"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"

"Well yes..."

"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"

"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."

"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."

"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"

"You know what the last part means?"

"I dooooo!"

"Its the curtains"


wow. you actually transcribed that whole thing

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #63 on: December 09, 2007, 07:21:56 PM »
"Just watch my fuckin backside pivot"

"you're doin em all wrong, you're like out here dude"

"N-n-No im on top, I do my pivot the correct way"

"No, I dont think so"

"Dude you better get your ass back to school, Watch my fuckin L Block"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2007, 09:05:07 PM »
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heart of a shark jason ellis
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Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!
such a good video cause of him ellis has always ripped ever since he was on media

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #65 on: December 10, 2007, 01:26:35 AM »
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heart of a shark jason ellis
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Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!
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such a good video cause of him ellis has always ripped ever since he was on media
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #66 on: December 10, 2007, 08:37:58 PM »
"Mustaches are bad luck"

"Fuck yah dude"

"You either look hella tough or hella gay.... I look gggaaayyy"

- Wu-Welsh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch3pqCR96IU
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #67 on: December 10, 2007, 08:41:51 PM »
"come here and kiss me bitch".-James Kelch a.k.a. the dirty bird the real video
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #68 on: December 11, 2007, 03:40:50 PM »
"Best ride I've seen, best ride I've seen. That was great man, that was great. I especially like the FLIP of the board"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #69 on: December 11, 2007, 11:42:41 PM »
shico blenhez shico blenhez
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #70 on: December 12, 2007, 10:55:36 AM »
"its raining mike, its raining."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #71 on: December 16, 2007, 05:07:25 AM »
"bout to attack this double set, yo"
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
[quote author=drunk link=topic=46570.msg125

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #72 on: December 18, 2007, 05:39:32 PM »
"Best ride I've seen, best ride I've seen. That was great man, that was great. I especially like the FLIP of the board"

Random passer-by to Pat Duffy in Virtual Reality

that's what i was going to say
eat like a bird and drink like a whale

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #73 on: December 18, 2007, 06:09:41 PM »
I was watching Badass Meets Dumbass earlier and I found it funny when McCrank hopped out of the bowl and said "Not much to be seen here, folks." in the credits. Just something about it.
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LUTZKA SUCKED HIS OWN DICK OFF
NOW HIS PUSSY IS 120 GRIT SOFT
I PEELED THAT NIGGAS SKIN OFF LIKE GRIPTAPE
ALIEN UNDERNEATH, EXPLODED JIZZ IN HIS BITCH'S FACE!

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #74 on: December 18, 2007, 06:12:46 PM »
Who deed it, who deed it!?!!!
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2007, 10:26:41 PM »
"bout to attack this double set, yo"

god i was waiting for someone to mention that one. so many good ones from Real to Reel

Max: "Yeah we got this group called the nor cal barneys"
Cairo: "Oh..."

Mark: "can i, can i,  get a ollie pop? ollie pop lord, ollie pop lord..."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #76 on: December 19, 2007, 07:49:35 PM »
"I love titties, i fuckin love titties, i love big titties, i love big titties and fat booties"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #77 on: December 20, 2007, 03:30:51 AM »
shico blenhez shico blenhez
skatemore?

Have you ever had this here on your lens?

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #78 on: December 23, 2007, 12:41:33 AM »
" i was at the fucking bank and carroll was terrorizing it" "i'm about to jump on my skateboard a try to terrorize this shit man" - Gonz

"Dude, I'll give you a hundered bucks and take you out to benihana's if you slide that 75 foot handrail. I'll give you 600 tries. I'll be back next week." - Jason Lee



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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #79 on: December 23, 2007, 06:05:12 AM »
"YOU'RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE!
...EVERSOLE. Make me look skinny!"
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #80 on: December 23, 2007, 11:28:12 AM »
"Oh My God, lakers are gonna win that's the worst thing I've ever heard!" - Kenny Hoyle - Kayo It's official

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #81 on: December 23, 2007, 11:03:17 PM »
"YOU'RE ON ANOTHER LEVEL! GIVE THIS GUY A RAISE!
...EVERSOLE. Make me look skinny!"

haha, yes forgot about that.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #82 on: December 24, 2007, 12:21:27 AM »
"what, didnt u have your weaties this morning u pansy" Mark Gonzales

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #83 on: December 24, 2007, 11:09:18 AM »
"what, are you gonna' roll around on skates your whole life ya fairy?!!?"
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #84 on: December 24, 2007, 02:46:03 PM »
hi.....my name is binky"
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
[quote author=drunk link=topic=46570.msg125

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #85 on: December 24, 2007, 09:45:44 PM »
"What am I doing? IM SITTING HERE"

i love this quote. it's so great.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #86 on: December 25, 2007, 12:10:21 AM »
"Cheer up, have a fuckin' bagel alright (cat?)!!" - R.I.P.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #87 on: January 01, 2008, 02:41:07 PM »
"Hallelujah, praise the Lord!, hallelujah, praise the Lord!, praise the Lord!, praise the Lord!" - Virtual Reality.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #88 on: January 01, 2008, 04:16:30 PM »
"Mr....
You.
With the hat on."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #89 on: January 03, 2008, 01:30:33 PM »
"I'm supposed to deal with all this bitchin' stuff and they got me running around chasing skateboarders, which is bullshit. Allright, youre outta here, no more calls today!"
SD cop in The Questionable Video - Plan B

you left out the best part: shef sayin, "thats the whitest black cop ive ever seen."