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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #180 on: August 23, 2008, 11:05:53 AM »
"When you see one-two, you know it's legit proof."-Chris Troy (i've used this one for drinking game so much)

"ROCKET!"-Koston in menikmati extras

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #181 on: August 23, 2008, 03:07:27 PM »
"Who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it...of course nobody did it, it's the mystery water"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #182 on: August 23, 2008, 11:07:58 PM »
"my cat can eat a whole watermelon"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #183 on: August 24, 2008, 01:22:28 AM »
"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish

So funny.  Who said it?  Sounds like Dollin.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #184 on: August 24, 2008, 01:31:27 AM »
"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish

So funny.  Who said it?  Sounds like Dollin.
I thought it was TK

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #185 on: August 24, 2008, 01:45:31 AM »
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"Oh shit! That nigga ain't no joke!" - Baker/Deathwish

So funny.  Who said it?  Sounds like Dollin.
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I thought it was TK
Maybe it was because it was a while ago and TK's voice wouldn't have been as deep as it is now.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #186 on: August 25, 2008, 10:37:09 PM »
"I've been skating for 7 years for the past 3 years"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #187 on: August 31, 2008, 02:19:04 PM »
Cairo how many boards have you broken
-Idk but if (ramped) fucking sucks

the reason

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #188 on: September 01, 2008, 11:45:18 PM »
Cairo how many boards have you broken
-Idk but it (ramped) fucking sucks

the reason

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fixed bro
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #189 on: September 03, 2008, 03:09:57 PM »
It's your boy young una! - TK Deathwish vid
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #190 on: September 11, 2008, 06:25:29 AM »
"I just feel more chocolaty"
-Richard Mulder

People talking in sate videos pisses me off for the most part.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #191 on: September 12, 2008, 01:24:49 PM »
"Skateboarding is so Mental" - Chad Tim Tim

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #192 on: September 13, 2008, 01:37:16 PM »
"My bad I was skating at the skatepark..." (Mike York, Hot Chocolate Tour)

"I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A HAIRCUT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!" (Caswell Berry, Bag Of Suck extras)

"How are you feeling?"
"I feel like shit. I've got a nice little tie-dyed blood shirt. Uhmm...Redbulls are losing their effect. There's a weird pain in my head but I don't know where it came from. My batteries dead in my car, I gotta jumpstart it. We have a 6 hour drive ahead of us. Life's looking lovely right now." (Richard Angelides,Transworld First Love)

"AHHGH!...............I fucked it up." (After Reynolds kickflip, This Is Skateboarding)

"I uhhh, my name is like I said, my name is Len. I astro-project. I astro-project. I go other places. I travel in time.....I'm sorry. I AM...I AM...ZERO...I AM...I AM" (Thrill Of It All)

"I'm goin to a Sugar Ray concert next week"
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
"....hip-hop." (Richard Mulder, Hot Chocolate)

"I FUCKING HATE RAILS!!!" (Kerry Getz, Skate More)

"Handplant!" (Biebel, Fully Flared)

"Ellington is green as shit, kid! For satan right here!" (Lizard King, Baker Has A Deathwish)

"See this 12-pack? It's gonna be a zero pack, bitch!" (TK & Greco, Baker Has A Deathwish)

"Hey, they're bitin' your style, man!"
"Yes! Yes! That's FUCKING......FANTASTIC!" (Ali Boulala, Sorry)

"Fuck you Rodney" (Jeremy Klein & Rodney Mullen, Rubbish Heap)

"You've been told so many times not to come here and you won't listen. Why do you guys think you can do this? Is this a skateboard park?"
"Is this a Go-Kart park?"
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!" (And Now)

"BUTTERED POPCORN!" (One of the KOTR videos, 2005 or 2006 I think)

"What you wanna do is you wanna chop-chop the 180 Ollie" (Diego from a Thrasher Trick Tip video)














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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #193 on: September 13, 2008, 05:35:56 PM »
"my cat can eat a whole watermelon"
god that was so funny when i first saw it, god i forget the name of the actual movie but its so good.


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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #194 on: September 15, 2008, 01:22:34 PM »
"Make me look skinny" in a really awkward voice, haha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csb-zJgKbbM (0:30)

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #195 on: September 15, 2008, 06:50:27 PM »
"we got rick the howard never a coward up in here right now and he just wants to let you guys know hell be skating later"


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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #196 on: September 15, 2008, 09:39:44 PM »
"Spitfire wheels fuckin' suck!"

From the "Spitfire" vid. It was a random skater who said that to John Cardiel, then ending up getting his ass kicked by Cardiel.


"Frank, Frank, could, could you not smoke weed in the hotel room tonight, cuz I couldn't skate good today"

Julien Stranger to Frank Gerwer in "Anti-Hero- Cash Money Vagrant".

"Yeah... Tony's good, if your in the market for a poorman's Koston"

Eric Koston on Tony Tave in "Circa- It's Time".


Hahaha, gotta go through some vids and catch some funny shit now.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #197 on: September 17, 2008, 01:35:29 PM »
"ain'tno lion came from no tiga and ain't no tiga came from no lion. they're two different animals in two different areas.  lions eat cantaloupes that run around an african bush. tigers eat people that ride on toppa elephants.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #198 on: September 20, 2008, 08:14:45 PM »
"BANG my board you know, then its like..go skateboarding and its like..../aww i shouldnt even say last try"

"Yo dude i'll drive, its my turn to drive ;D"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #199 on: September 20, 2008, 08:22:29 PM »
--"how many of those a day?"
  "at least six *BURP* maybe twelve"   - Ramp Champ

--"not fukking doing that again that wassssketchy"  - Gnarly Rowley, Really Sorry

--"crap crap crap...uhhhi didnt..really wanna land that one anyway"- koston YEAH RIGHT! Extras

--"but, who cares bout that, cos wer'll into street skating aint we wueehuhuhuh" --Sex Pistol

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #200 on: September 30, 2008, 10:16:22 PM »
Lizard King and Adam Dyet say GREEN ROOM in most of their videos


Ali Boulala "my has is out"
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #201 on: October 01, 2008, 08:09:29 AM »
"Who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it, who did it...of course nobody did it, it's the mystery water"

C'MON, YO!

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #202 on: October 01, 2008, 09:50:12 AM »
"put the butter on"

don't remember who said it, but it was in tactical manual and i still say it haha

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #203 on: October 01, 2008, 02:14:16 PM »
Ali Boulala "my has is out"

"i had a hard day, at the office."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #204 on: October 01, 2008, 02:19:58 PM »
"he put's the capital B in THE BOSS N***A"  TK

"See these little dots Ty? That means it's raining."  M.J.

"When i ask what tricks you got have an answer for me." Owen Wilson "Yeah Right"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #205 on: October 08, 2008, 11:28:54 AM »
"its like when you listen to jazz. your in the miles davis section and you look over and see kenny g. You know it shouldnt be there but it is. Thats how the X games is related to skateboarding" - Jason dill feedback bonusssss

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #206 on: October 11, 2008, 04:22:30 PM »
scene in credits of PJLWHL, getting kicked out of a spot:
"what did i tell you last week?"
"uh, that my hair looked nice"



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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #207 on: October 11, 2008, 04:43:12 PM »
scene in credits of PJLWHL, getting kicked out of a spot:
"what did i tell you last week?"
"uh, that my hair looked nice"




I like that one it always made me laugh

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #208 on: October 18, 2008, 09:39:17 PM »
"do you have insurance?"
"i'm covered by medicare"

actually any gonz quote is pretty much gold.

"i'll give you $2 if you get it down."
"ok"
(kid gets the board down)
"aaaahhhh!  two bucks"
(checks pockets, turns to filmer)
"you got two bucks?"

"i was thinkin about doin nollie kickflip"
"and then how would you flip it?"
"with your foot!  with your fuckin foot dumbass!!"
"i didn't see how you flip it though.  your foot didn't do anything.."
"SHUT UP!!"

"if you're gonna do nose wheelies, fuckin do nose wheelie bro"

"what do you think about when you're doin it?"
"what do i think about?"
"yea"
"harvey keitel"
"
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« Reply #209 on: October 20, 2008, 05:23:26 AM »
"ouch, that was my body"

lady- "we've got a lot of elderly people here and it just irratates them a lot okay, so you've got to take note for private propert okay?"
tony silva - "so... what are you trying to say?"

"i've never had a haircut in my entire life let alone a shaved head"
"ive never had a shaved head in my entire life!"

"who farted?"
"i did"
*classic caswell laugh*

"i'm bufffff!!!!!!!!!"

"you got your yager"

"motherfucker, you hit me in the fucking leg"
"i did not"
"give me one more try!"

baker 3 just has endless amounts of funny shit
same with bag of suck

"smoke time"

"butterballs for jerry"

fuck, i'm trying to remember the funny shit louie, cas and mj say. damn they crack me up.

"yo homie get that yellow balance!!"