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masturskater

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #210 on: October 20, 2008, 06:55:12 AM »
"FUCK!!!  MY ASS!!!"
"i don't wanna fuck your ass"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #211 on: October 20, 2008, 12:40:45 PM »
"you're doing it all wrong, you're like out here D00D"
"no i'm on top, i'm like my... I do the pivot the correct way"
"no i don't think so"
"DUDE YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS BACK TO SCHOOL, WATCH MY FUCKING ..*drops in*.. PARTY!!!"

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"he put the capital B in boss nigga"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #212 on: October 20, 2008, 05:15:30 PM »
"i just scream like a little bitch when jerry skates"
marc johnson, bag of suck

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #213 on: October 21, 2008, 03:36:48 PM »
white balance?
more like yellow balance.

im an artist go away

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #214 on: October 21, 2008, 03:38:58 PM »
"my mind is a garden"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #215 on: October 28, 2008, 06:38:11 PM »
"Oh my god look at my finger.............ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.........(SLOWED DOWN) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMM"

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« Reply #216 on: November 03, 2008, 03:31:35 PM »
I love clenching my teeth and saying in my gruffest voice "Yo what's good it's ya boy slim thugga da boss ya watching It's Fern."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #217 on: November 07, 2008, 05:39:27 AM »
abp? but heath talking to that cop at the beginning of his part in the emerica video is pretty epic

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #218 on: November 18, 2008, 01:59:56 PM »
weed saves lives
Braydon Szafranski in BAker 3

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #219 on: November 18, 2008, 05:11:26 PM »
abp? but heath talking to that cop at the beginning of his part in the emerica video is pretty epic
that was sick. "Where do you want us?"

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« Reply #220 on: November 18, 2008, 11:02:28 PM »
this was in a mikey taylor compilation i found on youtube. sorry if it was already posted, wasn't trynda read through 8 pages at this hour.

Berra(sitting in back of van)-"who's driving right now?!"
Mikey Taylor(Driving)-"Mikey!"
Berra-"its so weird that your driving right now"
Mikey Taylor- "I'm killin it though, right?!"

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« Reply #221 on: November 18, 2008, 11:58:54 PM »
this was in a mikey taylor compilation i found on youtube. sorry if it was already posted, wasn't trynda read through 8 pages at this hour.

Berra(sitting in back of van)-"who's driving right now?!"
Mikey Taylor(Driving)-"Mikey!"
Berra-"its so weird that your driving right now"
Mikey Taylor- "I'm killin it though, right?!"
HAHAHA
i need to see this..

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #222 on: November 23, 2008, 07:45:29 AM »
"fuck, i did not come here to break your fucking fisheye mayne."- jesus fernandez, FF

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #223 on: November 23, 2008, 06:06:25 PM »
"I feel like my ankle is dangling by a piece of bone marrow"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #224 on: November 25, 2008, 03:53:28 AM »
clyde singleton in the aesthetics video:

"YOU GOT CHICKEN STAINS ON YO SHIRT!"

asian lady: "Im married"
clyde: "To what, tobacco!?"

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« Reply #225 on: November 25, 2008, 04:35:47 AM »
clyde singleton in the aesthetics video:

"YOU GOT CHICKEN STAINS ON YO SHIRT!"

asian lady: "Im married"
clyde: "To what, tobacco!?"

haha, that's so good. i'm gonna watch that tonight, thankyou!
what else does he say to that chinese dude?

"dude, i'm gonna jump on my skateboard and terrorize this shit man!"
"FUCKING TERRORIZE IT ARGHHHH"
"take it like a man mothefucker"
"no, no hacky sack sponsorship, noooo"

haha, so many good quotes in super champion funzone. there's four from the gonz off the top of my head. rick howard's a funny dude, too. when he's explaining his violet diaherra, bahahaha.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #226 on: December 06, 2008, 12:38:53 PM »
"Owww!"
"Ahhh!"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #227 on: December 06, 2008, 11:21:19 PM »

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #228 on: December 08, 2008, 06:52:00 PM »
i got hit by a mac truck last night
ha chomp was such a great movie fuckin scumbag bastards
Who the fuck spends more than $5 at taco bell?
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #229 on: December 08, 2008, 07:31:29 PM »
"Can I get an Ollie Pop? Ollie Pop, Ollie pop"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #231 on: December 09, 2008, 12:45:14 PM »

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My fav:

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HAHAHAHAHA

It was filmed by the Cool Aid jug.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #232 on: December 09, 2008, 12:58:17 PM »
not even all the caffeine is this cup of coffee could prepare you for the intensity in this next 411 wheels of fortune...All hail the brothers Pappas, Tas and Ben.

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Scott Johnston is the rippingest skater in town!
SJ's like my favorite skater dude.

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Not a quote so much, but the song in Balance in the World of Chaos...

JTMR: what's gonna pop off?

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Koston with a K?  this whole thing is golden:

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Also super hyped on all the sound bites from mixtape...

--your stance is firm, your jump is powerful, it's really excellent...

--the idea of style and competing for the best style is the key to all forms of rocking

--shit, i got styles already that's more complex that nobody know about....(wild style)
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
Quote from: The Kitten!
get wasted and pass out.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #233 on: December 09, 2008, 03:03:50 PM »
juliens science experiment dialogue in spitfire
jason dills "shoots another guy, really fast" stuff in mosaic

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #234 on: December 13, 2008, 11:40:06 AM »
Reda "scumbag bastards" and "cmon yo" in chomp
Who the fuck spends more than $5 at taco bell?
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #235 on: December 19, 2008, 02:03:45 PM »
"carter, it is fucking friday, the fucking tenth."

"off the NOSE!"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #236 on: December 21, 2008, 02:20:56 PM »
"You can take something thats just pure thought and you can make it reality"  Marc Johnson Modus Operandi

Man, we can totally eat that pig.  that pig can be in us right now.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #237 on: December 22, 2008, 05:40:37 PM »
mj seems to like to think hes a philosopher, then again, maybe thats just the image i got from his mulititude of inane nonsensical rambles

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #238 on: December 28, 2008, 11:00:55 AM »
"Fuck you Baca" - Lizard King mid kickflip in Pig - Slaughterhouse.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #239 on: March 17, 2009, 05:38:22 PM »
"Yeah I know how to skateboard, you know why? Because I invented the skateboard, I am....Surfer Dude!"