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hey
« on: November 30, 2007, 10:57:11 PM »
any virgins on slap?

 just wonderin'

thanks

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Re: hey
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2007, 11:02:02 PM »
Bravo on the non stop prying into others lives.

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Re: hey
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2007, 11:02:30 PM »
been tryIn to meet chu
mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmm

Yeah, I really have nothing of relevance to add here, besides to say that I am not one.
I just wanted to get the Pixies reference in there before someone beat me to it.
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Re: hey
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2007, 11:15:46 PM »
Dammit. Tony what's up? You were lurking in this thread for like ten minutes, and I kept refreshing, thinking there was gonna be some awesome Tony sex post any minute, and then you just leave without posting anything? I'm bummed.
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Re: hey
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2007, 11:24:14 PM »
im sure there are plenty, getting them to fess up would be impossible.

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Re: hey
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2007, 11:35:35 PM »

my secret identity
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Re: hey
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 12:01:26 AM »
I'm one. I just suck at pretty much everything

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Re: hey
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 06:02:48 AM »
Holla.

I'm super awkward in real life.

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Re: hey
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2007, 07:54:22 AM »
I didn't kiss a girl or have sex until I was 19.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: hey
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2007, 08:38:02 AM »

my secret identity

Nigga, the only thing you will be busting, is my left nut on to your eye.

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Re: hey
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 10:20:48 AM »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Re: hey
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 10:48:15 AM »
I didn't kiss a girl or have sex until I was 19.
Damn, i thought it was awkward i didnt make out til i was 15

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Re: hey
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2007, 11:09:00 AM »
damn! the slimer account is fucking hillarious!

get em slimer!

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Re: hey
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2007, 11:19:13 AM »
I lost mine willingly, while drunk, by a chick that was legally too old to take it (not a teacher, unfortunately).
Nearly every dude I know was loaded when he finally got some. Anyway, if you're old enough to read this, you should go out right now and get rid of that pesky old virginity. Abstinence is unnatural and retarded.

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Re: hey
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2007, 11:23:48 AM »
I lost mine willingly, while drunk, by a chick that was legally too old to take it (not a teacher, unfortunately).
Nearly every dude I know was loaded when he finally got some. Anyway, if you're old enough to read this, you should go out right now and get rid of that pesky old virginity. Abstinence is unnatural and retarded.

wise words...

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Re: hey
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2007, 11:46:32 AM »
i dont understand how you can be a virgin with how girls are now. its fucking gross, girls really do feel under pressure to put out or whatever.

I guess thanks to you dudes that pressure girls and make them feel bad about not being on your dick constantly i cant take a girl out for dennys without having both her hands down my pants. not always a good thing.

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Re: hey
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2007, 12:09:04 PM »
i dont understand how you can be a virgin with how girls are now. its fucking gross, girls really do feel under pressure to put out or whatever.

I guess thanks to you dudes that pressure girls and make them feel bad about not being on your dick constantly i cant take a girl out for dennys without having both her hands down my pants. not always a good thing.

way to sneak in getting played with at denny's. haven't we all been there before?

i'll agree many girls are tainted nowadays but that doesn't mean there isn't a right way to meet a girl play hide the salami.

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Re: hey
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2007, 12:25:02 PM »
I just hope you're all keeping things 18+ here. It's a beautiful thing for two consenting adults to copulate, but it's a different story when a grown man preys on a young boy or girl using the world wide web. I'm Chris Hansen, I've seen things you wouldn't understand. Losing the V-card is something no child should ever know about. The only foreign objects that should penetrate a young child's orifices are G.I. Joes while playing in a bath tub and learning about their own bodies on their own terms, or in some cases a pediatrician might need to check things out under the hood, and that's alright with me too. I'm Chris Hansen.

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Re: hey
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2007, 12:27:19 PM »
I just hope you're all keeping things 18+ here. It's a beautiful thing for two consenting adults to copulate, but it's a different story when a grown man preys on a young boy or girl using the world wide web. I'm Chris Hansen, I've seen things you wouldn't understand. Losing the V-card is something no child should ever know about. The only foreign objects that should penetrate a young child's orifices are G.I. Joes while playing in a bath tub and learning about their own bodies on their own terms, or in some cases a pediatrician might need to check things out under the hood, and that's alright with me too. I'm Chris Hansen.

that was the most touching shit since "the lion king".
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Re: hey
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2007, 12:29:01 PM »
im sure some of those guys on "how to catch a predator" are pretty touching
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: hey
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2007, 12:32:02 PM »
damn i should be a pediatrician

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Re: hey
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2007, 12:35:57 PM »
No, the only "touching" is off camera when I ask the local law enforcement to hold them down while I begin the rehabilitation process by beating the sex offender right out of them with the tire iron from my Land Rover.

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Re: hey
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2007, 12:37:38 PM »
damn i should be a pediatrician

Well as long as you have the childs well-being and health on your mind and not stuffing their small hole with your smaller penis, that's fine by Chris Hansen.
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Re: hey
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2007, 01:12:15 PM »

my secret identity

Nigga, the only thing you will be busting, is my left nut on to your eye.


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Re: hey
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2007, 02:38:25 PM »
Hola bitch but im pretty young so ya know.

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Re: hey
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2007, 03:31:01 PM »

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Re: hey
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2007, 05:59:23 PM »
Gimme the weekend and we'll see if I'm still eligible for this thread.

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Re: hey
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2007, 06:04:03 PM »
good luck.

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Re: hey
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2007, 06:09:25 PM »

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Re: hey
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2007, 12:36:40 AM »
Gimme the weekend and we'll see if I'm still eligible for this thread.

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