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Joshewuhh

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Fuck Christmas
« on: December 01, 2007, 06:28:29 PM »
Not celebrating it this year.
Instead, taking the money saved from not buying a lame ass tree, lame ass gifts, and all the other christmas bullshit, and putting that cash towards my summer vacation in Europe.

Anyone else saying fuck christmas this year?

Its just another bullshit commercial holiday, which the true meaning behind it is basically forgotten by shopping malls.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2007, 06:38:34 PM »
We have decided to keep it low key this year, the grandparents will spoil the kids, we cut our own tree so it was cheap.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2007, 06:39:34 PM »
My parents are basically broke, just like me. So christmas this year will probably be the best one ever. hardly any presents and thus hardly any "wow, great, thank you so much, this is so awkward, i hate that present but I don't hate you so I'll just keep on thanking you for wasting such a lot of money on something I will never ever use."
This time I really just look forward to seeing my grandmother and sister and everyone I don't get to see throughout the rest of the year. And the food of course.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 06:47:30 PM »
yeah we just use christmas to go hang out with my family and relax.
I learned a long time ago that I can buy myself almost anything I need. 

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 07:13:37 PM »
Nahz.

Christmas is awesome. Sit by the fire, watch A Christmas Story, drink hot chocolate with tons of marshmallows, out for school, get shit you want. It rules.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 07:40:43 PM »
I stopped doing anything for the holidays a long time ago.  My family hates me.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 07:49:41 PM »
OOOOOOOOOOOHH FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDGGGGEEE!!!
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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 07:51:10 PM »
yeah we just use christmas to go hang out with my family and relax.
I learned a long time ago that I can buy myself almost anything I need. 

ture, I don't really care for christmas anymore.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2007, 08:09:22 PM »
I am definitely not a christmas person. Im not a holiday person actually.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2007, 08:22:03 PM »
Worst holiday ever.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 11:38:02 PM »
once you move out of your house christmas pretty much loses its awesomeness.  The day off of work is pretty legit though.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 11:55:26 PM »
When you\'re a kid, it\'s simple. Christmas is magic. It\'s a time of miracles, when reindeer can fly, and Frosty never melts. Then you get older. Somehow, things change. The magic begins to fade. Until something happens that reminds you, at Christmas time... miracles still can be found. Sometimes in the most unexpected places.
I remember a place...a town, a house like a lot of other houses....a yard like a lot of other yards...a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is....after all these years, I still look back...with wonder.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2007, 12:45:54 AM »
Christmas is the best, spending quality time with family, eating good food, giving presents..

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2007, 01:12:04 AM »
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I stopped doing anything for the holidays a long time ago.  My family hates me.
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 Shut the fuck up guys. Its just fucking annoying.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2007, 02:55:12 AM »
Nope, not skipping christmas, just got back from a christmas party, cant fucking miss out on the holidays

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2007, 07:34:28 AM »
hahaha

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2007, 07:43:09 AM »
When you\'re a kid, it\'s simple. Christmas is magic. It\'s a time of miracles, when reindeer can fly, and Frosty never melts. Then you get older. Somehow, things change. The magic begins to fade. Until something happens that reminds you, at Christmas time... miracles still can be found. Sometimes in the most unexpected places.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2007, 02:55:19 PM »
Its just another bullshit commercial holiday, which the true meaning behind it is basically forgotten by shopping malls.

whats the true meaning again?
"Front row tickets to a bomb ass play"
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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2007, 03:34:14 PM »
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Its just another bullshit commercial holiday, which the true meaning behind it is basically forgotten by shopping malls.
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whats the true meaning again?

It's the day Jimmy Buffet was born.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2007, 03:50:07 PM »
Im sorry I like christmas, go figure right?

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2007, 05:24:57 PM »
OOOOOOOOOOOHH FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDGGGGEEE!!!

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2007, 06:11:29 PM »
Wheres the america #1 account to say hating Christmas is anti-american?

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2007, 06:18:11 PM »
once you move out of your house christmas pretty much loses its awesomeness.  The day off of work is pretty legit though.

Having kids around during the holidays makes things even more awesome than when you were one.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2007, 06:30:46 PM »
You must be new to the Skateboard game.  This is real industry talk.  "It's all about who you know".  And that's real.  So, I know a few people that can make it happen.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2007, 07:00:05 PM »
My folks always get crazy with the food, so I'm stoked on all that. We try to hook up whoever we can when money's good, but this'll be me and my girl's first Christmas without her parents, so this one is going to be pretty sad. We used to make rounds to visit all the folks, so it's going to be weird without that tradition. We enjoy giving gifts when we can, though.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2007, 07:02:37 PM »
I'll be watching Fox News 24-7 to keep up with all the latest on the war on christmas.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2007, 07:17:04 PM »
I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2007, 07:17:47 PM »
but this'll be me and my girl's first Christmas without her parents, so this one is going to be pretty sad.

 :(
I hope you two make the best of it still.

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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2007, 07:28:50 PM »
I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS.

Seriously. I don't know what it is, since I don't really follow any religious stuff, but the week of Christmas I'm in the best mood of the whole year.
Too bad that's the only part of winter I'm actually happy for. It's like a happy island in the middle of a sea of drunkeness and hating everything.
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Re: Fuck Christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2007, 07:30:11 PM »
my girl goes all polish christmas crazy with the multiple dishes...   both on the 24th and 25th.  urgh, i already feel overweight and cant even bear to think of it...  maybe i can talk her into having christmas salad instead?
anyway, im fucking totally broke and cant afford to get much of anything for anyone.  worse, i have no idea what to get for anyone, even if i did have some money.