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SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« on: December 06, 2007, 09:27:42 PM »
Well I've decided that every turd on here is a shitbag. I realized this after you anuses spoil every video, bitch about everything, complain about pro's and how you think you know them through useless skateboarding propaganda -that knowing only makes you less of a real skateboarder. Your all fake,lazy,piles. Go out and skate, even if your not wearing the new coolest thing. Go ahead and go skate for the wrong reasons, feel shitty about your outdated products that are shitty cause your favorite "pusher" switched teams. Since when did people start getting homo about skateboarding? Ohh I like his push, his cheeks kinda turn me on as he ssssskates away. Fuck all yall. Skateboarding is ruined for you. You will never think of yourself the same ever again.

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 09:29:13 PM »
[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 09:32:07 PM »
chongo gettin mad cuz i got me some bathin apes

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 09:33:54 PM »
I ain't mad, Sorry is the truth hurts. Skateboarding is over for you now.

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 09:35:49 PM »
fett????

from supreme?
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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 09:36:47 PM »
Supreme, another bullshit place, sorry dickhead, i dont wear $300 hats.

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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 09:36:53 PM »
[Soulja Boy:] Aye Rab mayne i just got back from the mall mayne guess what I got?
[A-Rab:] What you get Soulja Boy
[Soulja Boy:] Mayne I got me some bathing apes

[Chorus x4]
I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes
I I I I I

[Verse]
Check out my Bathing Apes
I'm fresh to def and you like me
Don't try to cop my style
Mayne stick to dem Nikes
Green, white,black inside dese
Super clean Bathing Apes
My shoes like my chain
Shine hard they might hurt your face
And I'm clean in this thang
B-A-P-E-S up on my feet
Fresh fade wit the waves
30/30 Boyz up on my tee
You want to get them YEP
But you can't get like me NO
Asking me Soulja Boy
Where you get your shoes from (ay)

[Chorus x4]
I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes
I I I I I

Bathing Apes on my feet
And you niggas wearing kicks
Purple yellow white like my Kobe Bryant jersey
you aint never seen these shoes
Then let me tell u something son
You see how fresh these bitches is
These are not no fucking ones
Step up on the stage with my mouth on froze
Bathing Apes on my feet
Put the crowd on hold
Hatas see them on my feet
I know they get mad
Lil Arab rocking mo colors then a bag of skittles

[Chorus x4]
I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes
I I I I I

Bathing Apes on my feet
So I got to keep it moving
Step up on the scene
Tell the hoes to start choosing
Start choosing hoe
Start choosing hoe
Start choosing hoe

Bathing Apes on my feet
So I got to keep it moving
Step up on the scene
Tell the hoes start choosing
Start choosing hoe
Start choosing hoe
Start choosing hoe (YA)

[Chorus x6]
I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes
I I I I I

I got me some bathing apes
I got me some bathing apes
I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 09:37:03 PM »
I ain't mad, Sorry is the truth hurts. Skateboarding is over for you now.

your correct the truth really hurts me, i will totally rethink skateboarding and perhaps put down slap forever.

Fuck you.
If you get inspired to skate a certain way, how concerned are you with its popularity or acceptability within the skate world
I thought skating was popular and acceptable in the skate world. Maybe I didn't get that press release.

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 09:40:45 PM »
Well I've decided that every turd on here is a shitbag. I realized this after you anuses spoil every video

All I got to say is, Steiner and Puleo riding down NYC, Handrails to Manuals, Renaud last part.



you bitch about everything, complain about pro's and how you think you know them through useless skateboarding propaganda -that knowing only makes you less of a real skateboarder.

That song he used in that transworld video was the worst thing i've ever heard. Skates slow as fuck anyways. I think i could pull a 4 trick combo bullshit trick if i was frozen in time also. I still dont know how mariano does smith to switch crooks though, amazing.

I would love to see this canadian gangster skate in Miami at the liberty city ledge. He would probably pull out a hockey stick and shoot some pucks before he got his brains stomped. Dudes way too into himself and how he looks. dgk is gay

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 09:42:23 PM »







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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 09:52:36 PM »
I would love to see this canadian gangster skate in Miami at the liberty city ledge. He would probably pull out a hockey stick and shoot some pucks before he got his brains stomped. Dudes way too into himself and how he looks. Shits gay, Renaud would school him in gangsterness anyways. dgk is gay

that was the shittiest hate ive read in a while. atleast make fun of his jersey or his earings. shoot pucks before he got stomped, this is slap for fuck sakes, atleast bring the heat if you're gonna try.

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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 09:55:27 PM »
I'm the KRS ONE of this. I'll teach you fools how to act. Go ahead, quote me. Quote my correctness. Give the class a review. I'm too far ahead of you people. I'm playing chess, your all pawns. Go ahead waste your life on trying to prove me wrong. Learn something. Learn this. Its over for you. Your not real skateboarders.

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 09:59:36 PM »
if u krs1 then i biggie

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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 10:00:29 PM »
...16 posts, soon you'll be a full member.
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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 10:02:03 PM »
I don't need post status kid, I need you fools to realize that your all skating for the wrong reasons and you know it.

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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 10:03:33 PM »
Hey ISUCK have you downloaded Fully Flared yet?

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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2007, 10:03:58 PM »
I don't need post status kid, I need you fools to realize that your all skating for the wrong reasons and you know it.

You mean chatting for the wrong reasons?
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« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2007, 10:04:23 PM »
Hey ISUCK have you downloaded Fully Flared yet?

I bought it.
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2007, 10:04:33 PM »
I don't need post status kid, I need you fools to realize that your all skating for the wrong reasons and you know it.

don't go to the transworld forums or else you might spontaneous combust

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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2007, 10:07:50 PM »
jamie:

how much money did you make off me?

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« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2007, 10:07:57 PM »
I'm the KRS ONE of this. I'll teach you fools how to act. Go ahead, quote me. Quote my correctness. Give the class a review. I'm too far ahead of you people. I'm playing chess, your all pawns. Go ahead waste your life on trying to prove me wrong. Learn something. Learn this. Its over for you. Your not real skateboarders.

you spelled "your" wrong bobby fisher

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« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2007, 10:08:52 PM »
Hey Chongo, don't the dudes dress fresh in Miami?
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« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2007, 10:09:46 PM »
checkmate

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Re: SLAP HEADS RUIN SKATEBOARDING, that means you
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2007, 10:09:55 PM »
Well I've decided that every turd on here is a shitbag. I realized this after you anuses spoil every video, bitch about everything, complain about pro's and how you think you know them through useless skateboarding propaganda -that knowing only makes you less of a real skateboarder. Your all fake,lazy,piles. Go out and skate, even if your not wearing the new coolest thing. Go ahead and go skate for the wrong reasons, feel shitty about your outdated products that are shitty cause your favorite "pusher" switched teams. Since when did people start getting homo about skateboarding? Ohh I like his push, his cheeks kinda turn me on as he ssssskates away. Fuck all yall. Skateboarding is ruined for you. You will never think of yourself the same ever again.

Actually, I have quite a bit of experience in this industry and I'd have to say that the pickyness you are referring to is something that pros and mags have taught kids. Like myself, we were all average kids before skating. Then you start skating and notice the people who oppose it, which makes you feel like everything is against skating. Then you feel like an outcast to society or a rebel. And now it's ingrained in skating and along with that the culture was born.  Not to hate but pros seem to hand out advice to impressionable kids and they're horrible at it. I've always said that the mags preach the culture as being open minded yet they preach style to the point where a guy can actually suck but cause his style is good he's making it. Who fucking cares about a push? I rarely see pushes that are so horrible I have to comment on it.I thought openmindedness would lead me to believe that it's up to the viewer. I don't know, maybe that's why a lot of these young up and comers skate like robots. No flare and nothing to distinguish themselves from the next young up and comer. Maybe cause the protype mold that they were taught was the best is the same for everyone. My line of thinking isn't science. It's just being myself at all times. Do I look in a mag and decide to put on a flannel cause everyone "coincidentally" has one on. NO!

I can care less about the skating being a sport debate so I'll say it's not an "organized" sport but it is a sport, and all sports pros are subject to great criticism. It's the nature of the machine.
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« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2007, 10:11:26 PM »
Take the industry and shuv it up your ass

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« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2007, 10:15:35 PM »
Take the industry and shuv it up your ass

good advice.
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« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2007, 10:19:36 PM »
Take the industry and shuv it up your ass

I'm far from milking the industry looking tired getting sympathy credit. My life doesn't revolve around
industrialized skating. With people looking at fingers and pushing so closely I don't
want anything gay up my ass.
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« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2007, 10:19:47 PM »
jamie:

how much money did you make off me?

that much huh  :o

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« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2007, 10:30:19 PM »
Take the industry and shuv it up your ass

I'm far from milking the industry looking tired getting sympathy credit. My life doesn't revolve around
industrialized skating. With people looking at fingers and pushing so closely I don't
want anything gay up my ass.

fair enough.
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