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Well Hello There
« on: December 11, 2007, 05:20:22 AM »
I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 05:23:24 AM »
well, do you skateboard?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 05:26:31 AM »
I have given it a go a few times. Do you like Whitney Houston? Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Ah Lee?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 06:05:59 AM »
Shit, I know now.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 06:17:29 AM »
Get a god-damn job Ah Lee
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 06:29:40 AM »
I'm at work right now.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 06:32:15 AM »
my apologies then. well i must go. I have to return some videotapes.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 06:32:45 AM »
what tapes?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 06:35:43 AM »
I'd prefer that to be my private business Ah Lee, thank you
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 06:37:46 AM »
oh cmon :(
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 06:41:22 AM »
a skateboarding videotape actually, Streets on Fire, and a pornographic film. i like to eat muscle because the meat is tough
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 06:42:23 AM »
skate trixxx?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 06:59:41 AM »
actually no, its the one where the guy is fucking ET. A riot to say the least
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 08:07:37 AM »
Patrick, why do your business cards look so cheap?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 08:10:00 AM »
Quote from: #1 Asshole on December 11, 2007, 08:07:37 AM
Patrick, why do your business cards look so cheap?

I want you to clean your vagina.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2007, 08:22:44 AM »
Quote from: n0torious on December 11, 2007, 08:10:46 AM
You fake account fuckers are getting lazy.

That's just what I was thinking.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2007, 08:55:08 AM »
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2007, 09:37:08 AM »
well,their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2007, 09:38:49 AM »
Huey's just a little too black sounding for my tastes*




*This is not really my opinion. I just enjoy quoting Patrick Bateman in American Psycho
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2007, 09:40:36 AM »
Quote from: Theotis Beaglesly on December 11, 2007, 09:38:49 AM
Huey's just a little too black sounding for my tastes*




*This is not really my opinion. I just enjoy quoting Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2007, 09:44:52 AM »
Whats with all the newspapers? You got a dog? A little Chow running around?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2007, 09:49:10 AM »
Quote from: Theotis Beaglesly on December 11, 2007, 09:44:52 AM
Whats with all the newspapers? You got a dog? A little Chow running around?

no, theotis
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2007, 09:51:00 AM »
lol.

are you going to kill me?
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2007, 09:52:35 AM »
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lol.

are you going to kill me?

nevermind that. ask me a question
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2007, 10:32:42 AM »


"Are you dating anyone?"
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2007, 10:34:15 AM »
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2007, 11:06:41 AM »
save me the IMDB search and just tell me who patrick bateman is.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2007, 11:11:46 AM »
character from fictitious movie film, "American Psycho"




now quote.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2007, 11:14:21 AM »
your fake account would be better if you got the pic of pat bateman thats on the book, not christian bale.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2007, 09:25:59 PM »
don't look at it, eat it
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