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evan_7

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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2007, 11:41:41 PM »
hey pat, any tips on how best to drop chainsaws on bitches from the top of staircases? im assuming thats an aquired talent.

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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2007, 06:59:49 AM »
hey pat, any tips on how best to drop chainsaws on bitches from the top of staircases? im assuming thats an aquired talent.

well first my friend, you might want to be naked and covered in blood, and get yourself a good pair of sneakers. they will come in handy when you need to chase that ugly bitch down and give her what she deserves, that fucking useless whore. also anticipate where shes going to be.

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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2007, 08:38:53 AM »
Your skin looks great pat.

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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2007, 08:46:03 AM »
i knew i recognized that dude from something. movie was good, christian bale is boring. hes on the same level as that dude from the matrix, acts the same for every single movie hes in.
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« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2007, 09:38:47 AM »
Your skin looks great pat.

Thanks.I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2007, 11:44:50 AM »
i knew i recognized that dude from something. movie was good, christian bale is boring. hes on the same level as that dude from the matrix, acts the same for every single movie hes in.
Yeah, but it really works well in Am. Psycho.
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2007, 12:10:16 PM »
http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=16553.30

Can we please turn this into a Quote "American Psycho Thread"

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.


Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.


Patrick Bateman: Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

Patrick Bateman: You are a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

I think there are too many to even start listing.




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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2007, 12:13:02 PM »
clay easton is pissed.

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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2007, 12:30:22 PM »

"Feed me a stray cat"
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Re: Well Hello There
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2007, 05:13:09 PM »
i knew i recognized that dude from something. movie was good, christian bale is boring. hes on the same level as that dude from the matrix, acts the same for every single movie hes in.

I think if you stay, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you?

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« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2007, 10:15:47 AM »
"A wave of sheer panic raises over me as I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park, and is obviously more expensive than mine."
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