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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2007, 11:21:22 PM »
My first thought was she's had sex, yes I am a virgin.

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« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2007, 11:21:48 PM »
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16 is legal age in most states. i'd fuck the shit out of her.
16 is only the legal age of consent. It's still illegal to slay minors.

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« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2007, 11:36:44 PM »
It was The Vov.

nigga im tryina be K-Fed Jr.
need some bank to pay the child support now that that my bitch left me.
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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2007, 12:41:47 AM »
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i wish i was the dad
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yo think how loaded you would be...
imagine the skit where dave chappelle gets oprah pregnant, but replace oprah with someone thats actually kinda fine...
wow what a great way to put it, in this case... fingers crossed some how she got pregg from a toilet seat i happened to have come in contact with..
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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2007, 01:07:23 AM »
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"Paging Chris Hansen..."
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16 is legal age in most states. i'd fuck the shit out of her.



"Excuse me, why don't you take a seat.... oh, wait... oh man, i'm sorry, congratulations on the baby"

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« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2007, 07:02:17 AM »
OMG

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2007, 07:17:15 AM »
I'm actually suprised that she made it this far before she got pregnant. The spears are actually way behind the norm in Louisiana. If you don't have a kid by 15 then your and old maid.

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2007, 07:42:04 AM »
Jailbait MILF?


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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2007, 10:44:14 AM »
Did she sleep in her sisters bed without washing the sheets first, getting accidentally fertilised by her sisters unmopped seepage?

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2007, 10:48:35 AM »
I'm actually suprised that she made it this far before she got pregnant. The spears are actually way behind the norm in Louisiana. If you don't have a kid by 15 then your and old maid.
Haha, no doubt about it.
I have to give props to Kentwood, Louisiana though (the Spears spawning ground)... there are two places there that were practically made to skate. I think Kentwood has a Britney museum or something, but it's really best known for it's artesian water (Kentwood exports a lot of those big jugs of water for offices and shit).

For the sake of trivia, Kentwood water's biggest competitor is about 40-ish minutes away in Abita Springs, where you can also find some really good beer.

Sorry, all this shit is close by.

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« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2007, 11:19:14 AM »
my mom just moved 5 minutes away from the Spears'.  I'm hoping to run into this bitch at the grocery store, maybe help her get started on some siblings for that mutt she's about to pop out...

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #43 on: December 19, 2007, 11:27:40 AM »
wait she is 16? man i figured by now she was 18

and hannah montana, i never knew who this was until really recently, but i guess shes in like 9th grade

holy fuck

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #44 on: December 19, 2007, 11:55:26 AM »
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Shecks did it and him raising the little bastard will be the feature of season two.
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what a surprising turn of events! ! !

Shecks is a champion skateboarder......but is he a champion father? Stay tuned!

I think were all forgetting that Sheks "can't get a girl" but he can do a "360flip lip in front of thousands of screaming fans"

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #45 on: December 20, 2007, 04:06:30 AM »
apparently she's a ho too

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Jamie Lynn Spears announced she’s having the child of her “longtime” boyfriend Casey Aldridge. However, just before Thanksgiving when she supposedly revealed the pregnancy to her mom, Jamie told the Associated Press that she wasn’t in a relationship, according to US magazine:

"I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends."
In the same interview, Jamie Lynn — who said she eventually wants to study at Louisiana State University — added that she had no plans to follow in Britney's footsteps.
So this baby could be the child of any of her “bunch of guy friends,” but Casey Aldridge is talking the fall. At least until the paternity test results followed by a lengthy courtroom drama complete with media circus. Ah, the Spears girls. Mama done raised them right.

and here's the guy who knocked it down. i think the hand sign is for "gotcha bitch!" who wouldn't be stoked to knock up a spears...


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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #46 on: December 20, 2007, 05:22:04 AM »
Aye - that's the real meaning of "SpearMINT"

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #47 on: December 20, 2007, 05:04:44 PM »
Before and After:


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“…If we create campaigns trying to sway skateboarders they will possibly rebel against it and go even more to non branded boards”

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2007, 06:23:11 AM »
hit it and quit it



shit just keeps getting funnier

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #49 on: December 21, 2007, 06:24:28 AM »
hit it and quit it



shit just keeps getting funnier

slap raid time.

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #50 on: December 21, 2007, 06:31:12 AM »
Mood: blah

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #51 on: December 21, 2007, 06:46:51 AM »
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holy shit thats hilarious for some reason
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« Reply #52 on: December 21, 2007, 10:57:28 AM »
This just bums me out cause I know there are dudes boning her and I'm not one of them.

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #53 on: December 21, 2007, 11:32:32 AM »
Before and After:



i would have absolutely no problems with hitting the after version, and anyone who does (i.e. the guy who created the photo) is somewhat faggish.

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #54 on: December 21, 2007, 02:54:55 PM »

Wow. SHE was writing a parenting book?!? Yeah, publisher should probably shelve the guide to whoring out your daughters until they have a trashy whore meltdown
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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #55 on: December 21, 2007, 03:03:33 PM »
Jamie lynn is so fuckable!

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #56 on: December 21, 2007, 04:37:49 PM »
clearly

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #57 on: December 22, 2007, 03:48:28 AM »
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16 is legal age in most states. i'd fuck the shit out of her.

No it is not, dude should be charged with statutory rape unless the mother is fucked enough to have given him permission to fuck her daughter.

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #58 on: December 22, 2007, 04:06:02 AM »
she did. i cant prove it and wont try but fuck anyone who disagrees
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: brittney spears little sister pregnant wat
« Reply #59 on: December 24, 2007, 06:43:32 AM »
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"Paging Chris Hansen..."
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16 is legal age in most states. i'd fuck the shit out of her.
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No it is not, dude should be charged with statutory rape unless the mother is fucked enough to have given him permission to fuck her daughter.

you'd send a 19 year old guy to prison for having consensual sex with your 16 year old daughter?

that's seriously fucked.