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El Vortex Appreciation
« on: December 24, 2007, 12:15:40 PM »
I was watching Elementality volume 2 and there he is skating with the "Fishtales" guy
I recognized him because he was a previous OIAM finalist....
I don't know what to say about this guy...
what do ya'll think?
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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2007, 12:31:34 PM »
el Vortex for president 2008!!!...

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2007, 12:40:31 PM »
Ron Paul!

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2007, 01:50:30 PM »
i will take el vortex's real name with me to the grave

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2007, 01:53:01 PM »
el Vortex for president 2008!!!...
one footed frontside rocks in fucking galoshes will get my vote every time.

i can't wait to see the reasons kids here will no doubt come up with to hate on him.

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2007, 02:31:27 PM »
i he will rape randy orton in the ring
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2007, 03:34:15 PM »
I love El Vortex!

Plus, he's from Fort Collins.

C - O, you know!!

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2007, 03:36:19 PM »
Ron Paul!

too bad its like 10 years till you can vote.

But yea El Vortex rules, best trick selection in the game.

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2007, 04:12:29 PM »
theres no doubt the guy rips
just its like hes a skateboard hermit though 
who are his sponsors?
is Coach any good?

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2007, 10:35:04 PM »
El Vortex is awesome. I seen him in the KotR video and I was instantly stoked on his masked-wrestler persona and mini-ramp skills. Love that dude.
you can hardly call them" skateboarding shows".more like "shows with skateboarders in silly situations".

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2007, 09:46:07 AM »
He's sick. His 1 foot frontside rocks are the shit.

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2007, 10:23:36 AM »

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2007, 12:36:39 PM »
i've never seen anything from him. where can i find this?

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2007, 12:44:26 PM »
i've never seen anything from him. where can i find this?
umm the only video of him skating that ive seen is on Elementality volume two during the fishtales skit
if you have itunes subscribe to the element podcast and download Elementality Volume 2 ( it's the longest video by element they have to download) or you can download Fishtales
I recomend downloading Elementality V.2 because theres more skating, just skip over Mike V's part.... El Vortex appears at 6:55 mark
he's the guy skating in a mexican luchadore get up

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2007, 02:29:34 PM »
I love El Vortex!

Plus, he's from Fort Collins.

C - O, you know!!

He's not from the fort, he is from a place deep in every man's soul. a place mere mortals fear to go.
AKA boulder.

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2007, 09:21:22 PM »
Check out almost any Meta Skateboards video.  I think he's had a part in every one so far although I haven't seen the newest release.

El Vortex needs to do more wrestle-grams.

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2007, 11:21:23 PM »
El Vortex, man, mystery animal of the 4 wheels. Union president and SPB member. dude kills it.

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2007, 02:17:48 AM »
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: El Vortex
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2007, 09:27:56 AM »
I love El Vortex!

Plus, he's from Fort Collins.

C - O, you know!!

He's not from the fort, he is from a place deep in every man's soul. a place mere mortals fear to go.
AKA boulder.

Ahaha! Nice!

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2007, 10:29:48 AM »
does anyone know where to find that old Wrestle'o'Gram he did to Curtis Colamonico in the "loose trucks loose women Real tour".

It was posted on the Dlxsf.com a long time ago.

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2007, 10:38:56 AM »
does anyone know where to find that old Wrestle'o'Gram he did to Curtis Colamonico in the "loose trucks loose women Real tour".

It was posted on the Dlxsf.com a long time ago.

pretty sure I have it on VHS somewhere....
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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2007, 11:41:07 AM »
wrestl - o - gram at underground watering holes.  those were the days of our lives.  one-foot por vida!  and coach rules, "manWHORE!"...

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« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2007, 01:21:25 PM »
wrestl - o - gram at underground watering holes.  those were the days of our lives.  one-foot por vida!  and coach rules, "manWHORE!"...

You could only be speaking of one place.... THE RACK.  Perhaps you were at my going away party there.

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2007, 02:20:51 PM »
wrestl - o - gram at underground watering holes.  those were the days of our lives.  one-foot por vida!  and coach rules, "manWHORE!"...

You could only be speaking of one place.... THE RACK.  Perhaps you were at my going away party there.

perhaps, unless you were one of the douchbags who started ruining the greatest bar on earth come 2002-3.

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2007, 02:52:13 PM »
wrestl - o - gram at underground watering holes.  those were the days of our lives.  one-foot por vida!  and coach rules, "manWHORE!"...

You could only be speaking of one place.... THE RACK.  Perhaps you were at my going away party there.

perhaps, unless you were one of the douchbags who started ruining the greatest bar on earth come 2002-3.

HAHA!!!  Oh, that's fuckin priceless, place went to crap after I left town.  All the good bars shut down.  Guess I was keepin 'em in business with my thirst for the brown nectar.
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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2007, 11:22:39 AM »
stevedave and brujochingon, we have to all know each other.
The Rack was my second home on the Hill.  It sucked when the place got blown out but not paying for drinks always kept me going back.  That and all my breaks from Deli Zone to have a shot.

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2007, 12:00:23 PM »
why aren't any of you fuckers in the Denver-ish area?
Forever old



TEXAS

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2007, 12:20:27 PM »
well... i know stevedave took on extra curricular-burnside activities. avter leaving Btown...

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2007, 12:31:09 PM »
stevedave and brujochingon, we have to all know each other.
The Rack was my second home on the Hill.  It sucked when the place got blown out but not paying for drinks always kept me going back.  That and all my breaks from Deli Zone to have a shot.

deli zone, huh?  what a bunch of drunk assholes.  and by that i mean, LEGENDS. 

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Re: El Vortex Appreciation
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2007, 12:37:29 PM »
sorry, this is more relevent to the thread.