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I suck....
« on: December 29, 2007, 06:07:36 PM »
i was con'd into playing skate for keeps tonight at the skate park with this guy i usually skate with named tony.
the deal was
i win i get his new $lave board he wins he gets my headphones
so i lose
then it's
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets my new satori wheels
i lose
i wanted to play again
this time
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets  $5, my food, and my shoes
i lost again
now im out some headphones,my best pair of shoes,$5,a bag of doritos,and my wheels
i have a new era Boston hat that i'm gunna bet him tomorrow...


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Re: I suck....
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2007, 06:20:14 PM »
At one point i respected you as a poster.

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2007, 06:23:43 PM »
I lost your respect because of one post?

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2007, 06:27:17 PM »
you do suck

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2007, 06:28:45 PM »
i know...
i wish i didnt...
I did my first pole jam today.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2007, 06:31:36 PM by *BargainShopper* »

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2007, 06:31:40 PM »
I lost your respect because of one post?

make a new topic about, queer!
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2007, 06:32:30 PM »
I lost your respect because of one post?

make a new topic about, queer!
i did, pal

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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2007, 06:36:41 PM »
bet your viginity to him tomorrow, he'd like it

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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2007, 06:40:19 PM »
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2007, 06:45:24 PM »
i was con'd into playing skate for keeps tonight at the skate park with this guy i usually skate with named tony.
the deal was
i win i get his new $lave board he wins he gets my headphones
so i lose
then it's
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets my new satori wheels
i lose
i wanted to play again
this time
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets  $5, my food, and my shoes
i lost again
now im out some headphones,my best pair of shoes,$5,a bag of doritos,and my wheels
i have a new era Boston hat that i'm gunna bet him tomorrow...



kill yourself

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2007, 06:49:36 PM »
i was con'd into playing skate for keeps tonight at the skate park with this guy i usually skate with named tony.
the deal was
i win i get his new $lave board he wins he gets my headphones
so i lose
then it's
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets my new satori wheels
i lose
i wanted to play again
this time
if i win i get his board if he wins he gets  $5, my food, and my shoes
i lost again
now im out some headphones,my best pair of shoes,$5,a bag of doritos,and my wheels
i have a new era Boston hat that i'm gunna bet him tomorrow...



kill yourself
dude, please don't fucking talk to me you fucking waste of life
i know you're the kid at the park with a world- industries board,i'm with stupid t-shirt,pushing mongo, and getting in everyone's way you piece of shit faggot

« Last Edit: December 29, 2007, 06:53:37 PM by *BargainShopper* »

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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2007, 06:50:23 PM »
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

you have a sister! tell her i say hi

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2007, 06:51:24 PM »
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

you have a sister! tell her i say hi
yes sir, in the mood for that young stuff, huh?

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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2007, 06:55:08 PM »
bet your viginity to him tomorrow, he'd love that.

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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2007, 06:56:29 PM »
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

you have a sister! tell her i say hi
yes sir, in the mood for that young stuff, huh?

no... i just want to know whats up dood

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2007, 07:00:57 PM »
no, i have a better idea, my sister's virginity.

you have a sister! tell her i say hi
yes sir, in the mood for that young stuff, huh?
on that note, she says "hi"

no... i just want to know whats up dood

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Re: I suck....
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2007, 07:23:18 PM »
I did my first pole jam today.
bet your viginity to him tomorrow, he'd like it
One good pole jam deserves another.
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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2007, 08:47:54 PM »
why do you want a slave board so bad? its all the same shit.

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« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2007, 09:25:24 PM »
At any point during this ordeal did it cross your mind that your awful at skating? If you had just realized that this all could have been avoided.

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« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2007, 09:30:52 PM »
yeah you suck

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« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2007, 10:46:39 PM »
I lost your respect because of one post?


See the thread 'things you're not stoked on' ?

There's no need for this thread.
Make a blog, then everyone can ignore that instead of on here.

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« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2007, 12:03:40 AM »
the idea isn't that bad, but the investment is way too high.

we kida play it that way too. sometimes (it happened like 5 times the last summer ...) everybody throughs 50 eurocent in a cup and the winner takes it all. the money you lose doesn't hurt and if you win you can buy yourself 2-3 cheeburgers or something.

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« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2007, 12:35:52 AM »
Do front shuv variations and 180s. People always fuck those up when you're playing skate.

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« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2007, 07:39:47 PM »
I did my first pole jam today.
bet your viginity to him tomorrow, he'd like it
One good pole jam deserves another.

oooo... burn.

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« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2007, 08:37:31 PM »
what the fuck man

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« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2007, 11:13:04 PM »
Bargain, lets get a blow by blow of one of the games.
Maybe we can help you with your tact.
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« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2007, 11:19:51 PM »
Do front shuv variations and 180s. People always fuck those up when you're playing skate.

this one kid would con me into playing
then do the grossest backside flips that would kill some ants on the way around
and said they counted even though he landed completly still, then just pivoted around.
fuck him and his dvs's

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« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2007, 04:28:28 AM »
practise?

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« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2007, 08:29:04 AM »
my advice is learn all the heelflip variations. no one likes em enough to learn em all.
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« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2007, 10:15:45 AM »
I used to just bet a buck a stair.  Usually everyone about breaks even by the end of the day