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Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« on: January 03, 2008, 07:48:40 AM »
now that's some gourmet popping corn.
what are ya'lls favorite mascots/spokespersons?

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 08:45:30 AM »
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 10:57:59 AM »
Orville redenbacher is that cheap shit that pops in a brown paper bag

I'm only down for fresh movie popcorn or fresh kettle corn you get at the fair and whatnot.

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 11:57:00 AM »
its like beautifull and rawbertson were taken away and repleaced with this guy

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 12:22:06 PM »
Orville redenbacher is that cheap shit that pops in a brown paper bag

I\'m only down for fresh movie popcorn or fresh kettle corn you get at the fair and whatnot.

Hush up, pussy. God damn low fiber pussy.

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 12:26:24 PM »
Orville redenbacher is that cheap shit that pops in a brown paper bag

I'm only down for fresh movie popcorn or fresh kettle corn you get at the fair and whatnot.
umm no you fucking dipshit
orville has the the microwavable popcorn movie style,plain,and kettle corn
i'm a fan of his actual popping corn that you buy in the jar and pour into the pop corn machine, which i got for christmas

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 12:35:08 PM »


Fuckin Middle Ages had all the cool mascots

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 02:51:09 PM »
The little eye-rolling dude at the end makes it extra awesome

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 02:53:02 PM »
extra awesome like some jiffy pop
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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 03:41:34 PM »
my friend's dad invented this cart where he sits and bikes in place, and the energy from that is used to pop a huge amount of delicious popcorn. tommy edison all over again

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2008, 03:53:18 PM »
my friend's dad invented this cart where he sits and bikes in place, and the energy from that is used to pop a huge amount of delicious popcorn. tommy edison all over again

His middle name was Alva and Alva basically invented the frontside non stinkbug air right?
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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2008, 03:57:11 PM »
Orville redenbacher is that cheap shit that pops in a brown paper bag

I\'m only down for fresh movie popcorn or fresh kettle corn you get at the fair and whatnot.

Hush up, pussy. God damn low fiber pussy.

Ah shucks J I'm about to get my jack on and my dick is limp, what juice regimen would you recommend?

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 03:59:18 PM »
my friend's dad invented this cart where he sits and bikes in place, and the energy from that is used to pop a huge amount of delicious popcorn. tommy edison all over again

His middle name was Alva and Alva basically invented the frontside non stinkbug air right?

, uhhhhh?

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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2008, 04:01:24 PM »
oh, and as for the stinkbug:


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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 04:04:37 PM »
Orville redenbacher is that cheap shit that pops in a brown paper bag

I\\\'m only down for fresh movie popcorn or fresh kettle corn you get at the fair and whatnot.

Hush up, pussy. God damn low fiber pussy.

Ah shucks J I\'m about to get my jack on and my dick is limp, what juice regimen would you recommend?

Grape, celery, apple, carrot and a hint of thyme for bite.  You dick will be on rock and stay on rock for quite awhile; a fiberdick of sorts. You better be certain about this self love and have an empty house. :D




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Re: Orville Redenbacher Apreesh
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2008, 07:12:12 PM »
Microwave popcorn can eat my shit.