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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2008, 09:23:20 AM »
I have the dinosaur arm.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2008, 09:24:25 AM »
i agree with briden, fuck those kids

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2008, 09:25:38 AM »
i am getting sick of people trying to be stylisch by kicking their backfoot back as far as possible when doing 360 flips

you gotta be fucking retarted to think thats bad steeze

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2008, 09:31:45 AM »
I like to tick tack or grab my board frontside when I land something sketchy. I'm totally faking when I do it.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2008, 09:34:37 AM »
this thread is lame >:(

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2008, 10:09:57 AM »
I love when kids fake the shock like they landed a monster off their below knee high boardslide. It only makes them look dumb, pretty entertaining if you ask me.

I also love the over exaggerated drop-in that really little kids do, this probably can't even be considered fake steez but It makes me chuckle.


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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2008, 10:19:22 AM »
I see lots of salami arms. Anyone remember Molly Shannon in that Seinfeld episode?

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2008, 11:36:35 AM »
i skeet on a spot

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2008, 12:11:07 PM »
I didn't even read past the title and I already know this thread sucks.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2008, 01:22:41 PM »
my left hand is a fist during a trick : [

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2008, 01:28:40 PM »
I skate with my hands in my pockets, or in handcuffs behind my back....mad steez

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2008, 02:34:24 PM »
\ Its sad to see all of these people having an identity crisis at the skatepark.

probably the best thing in this thread.  for some reason the wording is priceless.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2008, 02:46:12 PM »
i hate the fake "relaxed" style that SO many kids are trying to pull off.

"spread eagle" 360 flips also suck.

i cant figure out this faking of style anyways, i have enough trouble with the trick, let alone thinking about how my arms might look or something.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2008, 02:58:30 PM »

i subconsciously point while doing tricks.. e.g. on mini at the coping

no attempts at steez.. too busy trying to get the trick down at all.. !

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2008, 03:41:17 PM »
my left hand is a fist during a trick : [

so is jerry hsus

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2008, 04:21:31 PM »
I try to channel Cards style when I skate....










....I fail, miserably.
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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2008, 04:59:12 PM »
Lately I just see alot of kids carrying their boards around, walking by while I'm skating. I don't get it.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2008, 05:25:45 PM »
I have no style, i don't land shit.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2008, 06:01:26 PM »
I have no style, i don't land shit.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2008, 06:08:09 PM »
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i am getting sick of people trying to be stylisch by kicking their backfoot back as far as possible when doing 360 flips
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you gotta be fucking retarted to think thats bad steeze

fake steeze is bad steeze

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2008, 06:13:15 PM »
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I have no style, i don't land shit.
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please explain to me how this makes even the slightest bit of sense?

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2008, 06:19:59 PM »
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my left hand is a fist during a trick : [
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so is jerry hsus

I've got that stee too and I kinda hold my left arm a little wanky. It all stemmed from a bad arm break/skating in a cast for a long time. And I can't shake that shit no matter what I do.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2008, 06:23:46 PM »
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i am getting sick of people trying to be stylisch by kicking their backfoot back as far as possible when doing 360 flips
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you're not down with sheir?

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2008, 06:25:30 PM »
i just usually yell whenever i dont land something to make it look like i should have landed it first try.

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2008, 06:26:40 PM »
I sometimes accuse my dog of having fake style cause he always looks down at the ground

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2008, 06:27:18 PM »

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2008, 06:56:16 PM »
i cant help but think that everyone who says this thread is lame is guilty of having fake style.
do you feel called out fellas?

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2008, 06:57:55 PM »
I incorporate the "Flying Tomato" steeze a.k.a. the bowlegged, my feets are attached to the board, it's like skating a big giant snow halfpipe!!


Lately I just see alot of kids carrying their boards around, walking by while I'm skating. I don't get it.
TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2008, 07:25:41 PM »
talking about style is like talking about being cool. either you got it or you don't either you are it or you're not, but you don't need to talk about it... at least not all the time

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Re: today's fake style
« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2008, 08:43:32 PM »
it's all about who's better at pretending