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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2008, 11:38:13 AM »
"instead of typing out some dumb reply to this post, go make some art, smell your own body, mate with your own hand, take a picture of your penis when it is in half-boner-mode and post it on slap." Tony

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2008, 11:42:09 AM »
Oh i know, I always carry 2 fake nipples incase I run into a set, that way I can just plop them on and pretent theres 4.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2008, 11:45:32 AM »
You're not one to miss any opportunity. I can appreciate that.
"instead of typing out some dumb reply to this post, go make some art, smell your own body, mate with your own hand, take a picture of your penis when it is in half-boner-mode and post it on slap." Tony

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« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2008, 11:48:43 AM »
Oh i know, I always carry 2 fake nipples incase I run into a set, that way I can just plop them on and pretent theres 4.
holy shit i wish i could gnar people right now

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2008, 12:54:36 PM »
to much irish in my blood leads me to have a very patchy redish brown mess on my face. if i try really hard i can make a wack attempt at somewhat legit facial hair, but usually i end up just looking like a dirt.
same here. and yet i try anyway.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2008, 01:24:59 PM »
I have a beard, and i'm hyped on it.

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« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2008, 01:46:28 PM »
I just shaved my beard and feel so much better. Shit was waaaaaay out of control.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2008, 01:48:15 PM »
beardds are fun, plus they make you look all deep and shit.


Did he eat Nikolas?

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2008, 01:59:56 PM »
That's a bit much. It's like he has something to hide...

I would post a pic of myself and my beard but I never want to be a victim of BB's photoshopping skills.
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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2008, 02:03:34 PM »
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2008, 02:12:57 PM »
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beardds are fun, plus they make you look all deep and shit.

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Did he eat Nikolas?
disregard that last post i typed "historic beard" into a search engine and thats what i found... my bad.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2008, 03:50:08 PM »
This is one of my homies

The Devolution of the Beard

http://www.elanvitalmusic.com/Devolution.swf

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #42 on: January 15, 2008, 04:00:32 PM »
Haha, that was great.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #43 on: January 15, 2008, 05:42:44 PM »
i went 105 days without shaving and took the same self portrait every day.  here's the before and after...


and here's the series...


and here's my work supervisor, we had a party for his beard's one year birthday a few months ago...

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #44 on: January 15, 2008, 05:44:08 PM »
I would post a pic of myself and my beard but I never want to be a victim of BB's photoshopping skills.

Man up, bro

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #45 on: January 15, 2008, 05:48:59 PM »
ive never had the chance to try, work doesnt allow it.
quit your fucking job!  gotta have your priorities, ya know?
after all beards are a poor man's sport...

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #46 on: January 15, 2008, 06:00:05 PM »
"instead of typing out some dumb reply to this post, go make some art, smell your own body, mate with your own hand, take a picture of your penis when it is in half-boner-mode and post it on slap." Tony

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #47 on: January 15, 2008, 09:09:03 PM »

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2008, 01:50:54 AM »
I have always wanted to, but never have, the in between is gross.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2008, 06:33:58 AM »
i went 105 days without shaving and took the same self portrait every day.  here's the before and after...


and here's the series...




thats awesome
a damn shame i dont have 105 portraits of you sucking my dick, vicky.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #50 on: January 16, 2008, 08:45:26 AM »
a damn shame i dont have 105 portraits of you sucking my dick, vicky.

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Re: beards apresh.
« Reply #51 on: January 16, 2008, 08:50:14 AM »
at least now you have 110 gnars