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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #150 on: March 11, 2008, 11:56:12 PM »
Please, ignore me, MFS. Move on, you shit.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #151 on: March 12, 2008, 12:00:44 AM »
im just trying to give you the right advice gangster fred, i suggested killing yourself because your clearly a fucking waste of oxygen. id rather see you get proper guidance than just ignore you.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #152 on: March 12, 2008, 12:03:08 AM »
Well, I hope you like pulling teeth.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #153 on: March 12, 2008, 12:04:36 AM »
Quote from: RockForLight on March 11, 2008, 11:37:43 PM
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i had to take my kitty to the vet at 10pm the other night, she came inside with huge gashes on side and a fucked up leg. turns out she got attacked by a racoon and it bit her shoulder, thats why her leg was all fucked. i freaked and rushed her to the vet, cost me $350 but at least shes okay.
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oh dear, get well soon lil kitty.  raccoons are really bad.  back in burnaby we never let our cats out very early in the morning or after dusk because of them (and coyotes too)
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A racoon bite of my mema's cat's tail. Like clear off then it got all this green gang shit, but frankie is alive and well.
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Dude, I'm sorry bout your cat and all, but im gonna have to quote that as my sig.
Thats tight, I edited it to proper english. The cats so cool she's had tons of baby kittens and shes still super tight.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #154 on: March 12, 2008, 11:17:13 AM »
Something about imagining a cat fighting a raccoon seems so epic to me. My old cat had a scar on his ear from a battle in the forest, he was a badass. His name was Alfred.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #155 on: March 12, 2008, 11:24:08 AM »
What would you rather fight?

1) a 115 lbs. house cat
2 a 60 lbs. racoon
3) a 30 lbs. bear
or 4) a 160 lbs. 10 year old
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #156 on: March 12, 2008, 11:35:45 AM »
4. 160 pounds ten year old
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #157 on: March 12, 2008, 12:13:52 PM »
Options 1 and 2 would be scary as fuck.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #158 on: March 12, 2008, 12:23:35 PM »
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #159 on: March 12, 2008, 12:26:29 PM »
Are we talking about a 30 pound bear cub, or a full grown, 7 foot tall, 30 pound bear? Cuz the latter would be pretty funny to see.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #160 on: March 12, 2008, 12:49:27 PM »
Would I get in trouble for fighting a ten year old? Because if so, I'd fight the bear. I played Shadow of the colossus, so I know it's all about grabbing on to the fur, climb up and stab stab stab.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #161 on: March 12, 2008, 05:01:00 PM »
Quote from: brooklyn brawler on March 12, 2008, 11:24:08 AM
What would you rather fight?

1) a 115 lbs. house cat
2 a 60 lbs. racoon
3) a 30 lbs. bear
or 4) a 160 lbs. 10 year old


Okay, so who would win in a fight if all four were put in an octagon?
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #162 on: March 12, 2008, 05:06:18 PM »
#4 would eat them all.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #163 on: March 13, 2008, 11:47:40 AM »
Quote from: SW33TS on March 12, 2008, 05:06:18 PM
#4 would eat them all.

hahahaha!sfa
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #164 on: March 13, 2008, 02:52:34 PM »
flash loves to pose:




ps.  here are some synchronized waterfowl

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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #165 on: March 13, 2008, 06:15:33 PM »
My cat has this stupid thing now where his belly smells like piss. I think he grew so much pubic fur this winter that his dink can't make it past the fur and he just pisses all over himself.

Is this normal?
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #166 on: March 14, 2008, 06:04:45 PM »
shave him, duh.




my cat is bad ass, she takes shit from no one. she hisses and chases all of my friends and all the cats in the neighbourhood.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #167 on: March 23, 2008, 07:42:04 PM »
midnight ladybug hunt:



bagged after all the adventure:



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mmm, im delicious:

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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #168 on: April 04, 2008, 04:39:19 PM »
I comment your fantastic photography of your cat.

I'm about to adopt this one epic cat from PetSmart. Hopefully they don't try to charge me a ton of money to get him. Photos when he's chillin' at the crib.

Yeah I'm excited.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #169 on: April 04, 2008, 09:13:55 PM »
taz:
max:
max and taz:
they're just like any other kittens.. cute and mischievous.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #170 on: April 04, 2008, 10:00:13 PM »
Quote from: FakieFlipCG on April 04, 2008, 09:13:55 PM

they're just like any other kittens.. cute and mischievous.

and smell real good, especially their little cat armpits
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #171 on: April 08, 2008, 10:30:06 AM »
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #172 on: April 08, 2008, 11:35:34 AM »
my fucktard roommate let the cat out and he hasn't come back. now it's raining and i'm so worried about the little guy. please be ok cat.
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« Reply #173 on: April 08, 2008, 09:39:11 PM »
i hope he turns up good and scared and never runs out again.

theres a pair of sweet cats who live like 15 doors down from us -- "vincent" and "poof" -- and they come visit sometimes to smoke on the porch with my girl and look in the windows at flash and spark.  super nice cats, and they love roaming around.  so tongiht i went for a little walk tonight and found this sweet kitties sitting in front of a store on bloor street, which is a really, really busy toronto street.  why he was ther ei have no idea, but i picked him up and carried him all the way home.  he didnt squirm once until i got  im to the steps of his house.  id hate for anything to happen to him...
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« Reply #174 on: April 08, 2008, 10:16:10 PM »
How small is he? I'll take him.


Captain is getting his shots and grooming done this weekend.
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« Reply #175 on: April 09, 2008, 07:16:27 AM »
heh, if you promised to keep him inside id almost help you kidnap him.  they are two of the nicest cats ive ever come across and although i really like it when the come visit us (we even let them inside a few times this winter to thaw out), i hate seeing them out on the street with all the cars, people walking dogs, raccoons, etc.

is captain going to get blow dried?  a professional "pants" trimming?
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #176 on: April 09, 2008, 07:29:40 AM »
Quote from: CUDDLEMONSTER on April 08, 2008, 11:35:34 AM
my fucktard roommate let the cat out and he hasn't come back. now it's raining and i'm so worried about the little guy. please be ok cat.

let us know when he comes back!
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« Reply #177 on: April 09, 2008, 10:45:08 AM »
I think they're giving him the "lion cut". He's got dreads so deep in, that I think they're going to really shave him.

Also, I think they might give him a sedative, but I'm going to ask if I can have an extra hour of him knocked out so I can play and take photos of him on my shoulder all passed out.
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #178 on: April 10, 2008, 06:31:03 PM »
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Re: your kitty cat thread.
« Reply #179 on: April 10, 2008, 07:12:08 PM »
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my fucktard roommate let the cat out and he hasn't come back. now it's raining and i'm so worried about the little guy. please be ok cat.
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let us know when he comes back!
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