The concept has a lot of promise, but that wasnt really that funny.
The first time I fingered a girl was in the playground at the end of the street on a summer night. She was carrying around one of those like light up lightsaber things that collapse and than woosh open when you whip it around. That should have also been the first time I "used the force" on a vagina. I remember smelling my fingers later that night and getting the biggest smile on my face.
That was probably also almost my first lay too, except my mom kept calling me to come home and she meant business. I had to break up our dry hump sesh and ride my bike home. She begged me not to go. God I was such a noob. Though it was probably for the best because she was kind of a big slut and had already fucked like 6 dudes by the time I ever even touched a vagine. And she was a year or two younger than me.
This almost sounds like a Kevin Arnold post.
Topic: "Letter to first girl I fingered" (Read 2524 times)