We did a school trip to versailles (next to paris/france) and we were living in these caranvans on a campsite. Unnessecary to say we weīre shitfaced every single night...anyways, my roommate (caravanmate) was really drunk one night and I was already asleep. I suddenly woke up because I heard some noise. It sounded like a pipe was broken and like water was drippling. I was still halfasleep/drunk and stretched my arms out of the bed when I felt a warm water sensation tickling on my hand and arm...I turned on the light and there was my homie standing in the middle of the room, basically pissing on my shoes and trousers on the floor. I yelled at him but he didt even realize it. He just kept pissing. I pushed him and he was like "nooo,nooo, itīs nothing, itīs alright man" and I said "fuck you, fuck itīs alright, you fucking pissed all over the place" and he just again said in this sleepy/drunk/calm voice "noo, no no, itīs alright, nothing happened" like he tried to hypnotize me or shit I dunno. Anyhows, he fell onto the bed annd wouldnīt move no matter what we did. He was just totally in coma, half dead asleep.
So this other roommate and me had to clean that shit up. Next morning Leo (the peeweeguy) was like "what the fuck happened last night, Iīm still drunk" and I told him he had peed on my clothes. And then the thing happened that really got me mad, he said I was making it up and he hadnīt done anything and I was just trying to make him look bad. He couldnīt remember shit. And I had to listen to this motherfucker saying I was a bad friend after whiping his piss from the floor. Then he told the other guys from my class that I was talking shit on him even though I hadnīt even planned on telling anyone, because really, heīs my homie and itīs not something you can be very proud of. Anyways, he kept telling people I was talking shit on him so I finally did what any friend would have done and beat the shit out of him. Funny thing is next day he was drunk again and he could suddenly remember everything...
Anyways, thatīs the only peestory iīve got, I bet you guys can come up with better stuff...
Oh, I love it when pissing feels so awesome that it gives me shivers...itīs great...