Author Topic: Sheckler strikes back? (Read 81391 times)

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #30 on:** February 09, 2008, 09:02:14 AM »

Evan Hernandez's was worse. He made out with a teenager at the park for his intro.

wjphoto · « **Reply #31 on:** February 09, 2008, 09:02:54 AM »

Quote from: TYRONE73 on February 09, 2008, 08:38:02 AM

that's a dope photo, though.

it is not, it's post processed as hell and looks like complete shit.

magnet · « **Reply #32 on:** February 09, 2008, 09:31:59 AM »

Rather watch Dave Chappelle skate than him.

Whatever he thinks a lot of people are thinking about him he can't win by dissing them. It's not like we're going to change our mind no matter how many contests he wins since we don't care about them. I've filed him in the same category as Andy Mac and Shaun White long ago and the only reason I'd check their sponsors websites would be to find out what products not to buy.

Someone film Tim O'Connor reading that mag with a Sharpie!

The Mess · « **Reply #33 on:** February 09, 2008, 09:59:35 AM »

Quote from: boobtube on February 09, 2008, 12:28:56 AM

My money's on a TWS let down. Even if there was anything good about the slap boards in it, I don't think they would ever let it be run.

StokedTaco · « **Reply #34 on:** February 09, 2008, 10:01:20 AM »

Quote from: The Mess on February 09, 2008, 09:59:35 AM

Quote from: boobtube on February 09, 2008, 12:28:56 AM
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My money's on a TWS let down. Even if there was anything good about the slap boards in it, I don't think they would ever let it be run.
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yeah prlly a letdown, but you know when it does happen you will still read it.

Rocuronium · « **Reply #35 on:** February 09, 2008, 10:27:47 AM »

What three things would shecks have to do to earn your respect and " shut you up"?
One just would not be enough

Here are mine:

1. Find Osama Bin Laden and skin him alive with a metal brush, then dump him inside a port-a-poty shithole to die of shit-drown or sepsis or both
2. Hook me up with Fiona Apple, film our three day ecstasy-fueled love sesh, send it to TMZ for all to celebrate
3. Move over to fruitbooting

p5 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 09, 2008, 10:35:06 AM »

George Bush probably has a better chance of shutting up his detractors

heckler · « **Reply #37 on:** February 09, 2008, 10:37:08 AM »

Quote from: magnet on February 09, 2008, 09:31:59 AM

Someone film Tim O'Connor reading that mag with a Sharpie!

That would be great.

Guinness · « **Reply #38 on:** February 09, 2008, 10:59:36 AM »

Quote from: Rocuronium on February 09, 2008, 10:27:47 AM

What three things would shecks have to do to earn your respect and " shut you up"?
One just would not be enough

Here are mine:

1. Find Osama Bin Laden and skin him alive with a metal brush, then dump him inside a port-a-poty shithole to die of shit-drown or sepsis or both
2. Hook me up with Fiona Apple, film our three day ecstasy-fueled love sesh, send it to TMZ for all to celebrate
3. Move over to fruitbooting

start break dancing professionally.

heckler · « **Reply #39 on:** February 09, 2008, 11:15:10 AM »

Quote from: Guile on February 09, 2008, 08:53:29 AM

hes just going to claim that everyones jealous and we are all "haters". that seems to be everyones comeback when you talk shit to them. there has never been a point in his life where he wasnt a joke, even before all the gay myspace pics and back tattoos, he was that gross little kid on world doing benihannas and kickflip indys with a giant helmet on. and dont forget the embarrassing intro to his digital part where he drops his helmet and pads in a garbage can at the park, like some butterfly emerging bullshit.

Don't forget that awesome outkast song he skated to!

MikeyPioggia · « **Reply #40 on:** February 09, 2008, 11:25:03 AM »

Quote from: boobtube on February 09, 2008, 12:28:56 AM

My money's on a TWS let down.

Guinness · « **Reply #41 on:** February 09, 2008, 11:42:38 AM »

tws started to get a bit better with the nollie tre cover. it seems like they always fuck them selves over like the vov cover 50 to basejump is that even skateboarding?

SKATEBOARDING ! · « **Reply #42 on:** February 09, 2008, 12:11:58 PM »

i don't think transworld can ever bounce back from this.

MyUserName · « **Reply #43 on:** February 09, 2008, 12:24:15 PM »

what do you think sheckler would do with a clone of himself? i always thought this would bring up some funny responses.

i can't believe tws follows up the herm cover with this trash. that nollie tre should have been on the skateboard mag, instead.

Koston is a Scientologist · « **Reply #44 on:** February 09, 2008, 12:42:41 PM »

he would fuck his clone . i want to grab hold of shexs' cock

dalycitymassive · « **Reply #45 on:** February 09, 2008, 12:44:28 PM »

j....soy..... · « **Reply #46 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:38:14 PM »

i think i heard sheckler on america's top 40 or something today...

Stephen Astephen · « **Reply #47 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:46:01 PM »

Two words...

Law... suits.

Your IP's have been tracked, we know who you are and where you live. You better start saving your lunch money and mowing some lawns, because the happy-go-lucky Slap Pals are about to be ravaged with fines of epic proportions.

Casey · « **Reply #48 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:46:28 PM »

OH SNAP.

Gretchen · « **Reply #49 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:47:34 PM »

Quote from: Stephen Astephen on February 09, 2008, 01:46:01 PM

Your IP's have been tracked, we know who you are and where you live. You better start saving your lunch money and mowing some lawns, because the happy-go-lucky Slap Pals are about to be ravaged with fines of epic proportions.

Heheh I bet they're not too "stoked" on that!

Randy Sheckler · « **Reply #50 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:48:51 PM »

That backside flip is so mobbed.

Come on Ryan, you've gotta step it up a notch.

artichoke · « **Reply #51 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:02:06 PM »

This thread just took a turn for the worse, and that's saying something since it was already about TWS and Shex.

that dude · « **Reply #52 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:08:12 PM »

shex is going to take off his shirt and fight all of you. I'm pretty sure he's going to do what Jay and Silent Bob did and track down all of you and beat you down. Or at least attempt to. Don't forget with his t-shirt off.

boyan · « **Reply #53 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:18:53 PM »

Quote from: that dude on February 09, 2008, 02:08:12 PM

shex is going to take off his shirt and fight all of you. I'm pretty sure he's going to do what Jay and Silent Bob did and track down all of you and beat you down. Or at least attempt to. Don't forget with his t-shirt off.

don't want that pink shirt to get stained!

quit · « **Reply #54 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:20:05 PM »

He should consider pulling a Bobby Fischer...dissapear for like 30 years then die.

Bruce Wayne · « **Reply #55 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:23:39 PM »

in the end, the only question should be: if it were possible to make a jessica alba/adriana lima hybrid, would she take it in the butt? I would like to think so.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #56 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:27:58 PM »

Even if he's wearing flannel with cords and vulcs, drinking beer with Worrest, and getting a Slayer tat on his forearm, I will still think he's a gaylord.

boyan · « **Reply #57 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Bruce Wayne on February 09, 2008, 02:23:39 PM

in the end, the only question should be: if it were possible to make a jessica alba/adriana lima hybrid, would she take it in the butt? I would like to think so.

most likely

that dude · « **Reply #58 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:30:56 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on February 09, 2008, 02:27:58 PM

Even if he's wearing flannel with cords and vulcs, drinking beer with Worrest, and getting a Slayer tat on his forearm, I will still think he's a gaylord.

genius

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #59 on:** February 09, 2008, 02:39:09 PM »

Nieratko, can you ask Sheckypoo if he could ever get Red Bull to sponsor one of these?

That's if you're not too "soft" on him.

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