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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15481 on: November 14, 2011, 04:36:49 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15482 on: November 14, 2011, 05:21:41 PM »
http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4
don't know whythefuck it won't embed..
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15483 on: November 14, 2011, 06:32:04 PM »
sending this to people of fb, i dont know why hahaha

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=penile+fracture&l=1


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15484 on: November 14, 2011, 08:37:24 PM »
Bill Hicks everytime
Bill Hicks rips Jay Leno
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15486 on: November 15, 2011, 09:58:51 AM »
sending this to people of fb, i dont know why hahaha

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=penile+fracture&l=1

THAT IS SO FUCKIN BRAS

what the fuck

WHY
did u just send that to me

thts disgusting

just some of the responses i got, this is fun

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15487 on: November 15, 2011, 11:51:01 AM »
http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4
don't know whythefuck it won't embed..
Use the long url.......by the way, amazing!!!
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

and this, WTF!?!?!?!?!
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15488 on: November 15, 2011, 02:29:44 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15489 on: November 15, 2011, 02:38:14 PM »
"Every time I read one of your shitty posts I wonder why I am wasting my time looking at SLAP."

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15490 on: November 15, 2011, 02:59:45 PM »

sending this to people of fb, i dont know why hahaha

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=penile+fracture&l=1


This

important information, you might be helping people avoid injury.
a psa from a semen gargler.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15491 on: November 15, 2011, 11:40:31 PM »
"Bake me a pie of love" - Steve Winwood


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15492 on: November 16, 2011, 12:45:32 AM »
Bill Hicks everytime
Bill Hicks rips Jay Leno

Bill Hicks reminds me of an over excited overly teased nerd who's gettting some attention for once in his life. He gets really fucking annoying, it's like he over identifies with cynicism and imbitterment in a somewhat forced manner. Like he'll be discribing something and then go an a tangent and become to aggressive, yeah man people laugh when you say fuck really angry the first few times but then you just sound like you're having a meltdown. He just laments over things for too long and loses his audiance, or at least he loses me.
Don't get me wrong I love cynical comedy too, Louis C.K. is one of my favorites, but Bill Hicks just don't cut it.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15493 on: November 16, 2011, 12:51:04 AM »
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Bill Hicks everytime
Bill Hicks rips Jay Leno
[close]

Bill Hicks reminds me of an over excited overly teased nerd who's gettting some attention for once in his life. He gets really fucking annoying, it's like he over identifies with cynicism and imbitterment in a somewhat forced manner. Like he'll be discribing something and then go an a tangent and become to aggressive, yeah man people laugh when you say fuck really angry the first few times but then you just sound like you're having a meltdown. He just laments over things for too long and loses his audiance, or at least he loses me.
Don't get me wrong I love cynical comedy too, Louis C.K. is one of my favorites, but Bill Hicks just don't cut it.

Gotta say I'm with you, I've never gotten through a Bill Hicks bit.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15494 on: November 16, 2011, 02:15:51 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15495 on: November 16, 2011, 04:11:17 AM »
This summary of the internet

Google
When I was young and I wanted to know something, I was beaten for being too inquisitive. That's the problem with the young people today, they have a google answer for everything. If they had to walk to their local library every time they had something stupid to ask they would ask a lot less stupid questions.


Google Images
Google Images is useless. I used it once to search for a photo of farm equipment and it showed me twenty thousand pictures of horse dicks.


Blogging
I read a blog once by someone who had bought a scarf and he went on for about three hundred paragraphs about his scarf and where he bought it and how it made him feel. The last time I bought a scarf I wore it. End of story. I didn't write a novel about it.


Chatrooms
If I wanted to chat with strangers, I would pick up the phone and press random numbers. I tried a chatroom once and was talking to guy who claimed he was an obese fifty three year old man living in a caravan park but there is no way of knowing if these people are telling the truth.


Twitter
Why would I want anybody I don't know knowing what I am doing? I don't yell out to everyone in the supermarket "I am buying oranges" so why would I want to do it on my internet? When I was young, I lived in a small village where everybody knew each other and knew what everyone was up to. There was a fat italian kid who lived next door to me named Tony. One day I shot him in the leg with a home made bow & arrow from my treehouse that overlooked his yard and his parents called the police. Within hours the entire village was calling me William Tell. Having escaped the small town mentality for the last fifty two years, I am hardly going to advertise my movements now.


The Bath Mat
I realise this is not internet related but I cannot understand why it is so hard for people to hang the bath mat over the bath when they are finished using it. I don't leave the mat all soggy for other people to walk on after I have been in there.


Facebook
I have a photo album on my bookshelf full of faces of people I know which I haven't opened since 1982 so why would I want their faces on my internet? None of them are even very good looking. I tried facebook to see what all the fuss was about and was only on there five minutes before some idiot poked me. It is easy to be brave when you are on the internet.


Reddit / Digg
These sites are the online equivalent of walking down the street, finding a rock shaped like a frog and holding it up in the air while yelling for all my neighbours to come out and tell me what they think of my frog shaped rock. My neighbours can all go to hell. Especially Mrs Carter in number three who leaves her bins out all week. If I did find a rock shaped like a frog, I would throw it at her cat.


eBay
If I wanted a house full of cheap, dirty, second hand rubbish, I would go to a garage sale in Klemzig.


Email
People are always sending me all kinds of rubbish. Why would I want dozens of pictures of lots of love cats? I hate cats. I went away for a week recently and when I got back and checked my email, I had eight hundred and forty three messages. Eight hundred and forty of these were adverts for viagra and the other three were pictures of lots of love cats. I bought a 'no junk mail' sticker and stuck it on my modem but nobody has taken any notice.


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I spent a good hour on this site and still have no idea what it is for. All I could work out is that I am apparently a newfag and cannot triforce but am unsure as to why I would need to triforce in the first place. I asked some of the people on there for their advice regarding triforcing but the only answer I seemed to get was 'nigger'.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15496 on: November 16, 2011, 08:54:04 AM »
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sending this to people of fb, i dont know why hahaha

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=penile+fracture&l=1
[close]

THAT IS SO FUCKIN BRAS

what the fuck

WHY
did u just send that to me

thts disgusting

just some of the responses i got, this is fun

hahah the best one I got was "yeah so um....im going to defriend you kbai" to which I sent it to her again


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15497 on: November 16, 2011, 12:51:06 PM »
Brotherly Love

 and a lot of other things on his channel

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15498 on: November 16, 2011, 01:46:12 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15499 on: November 17, 2011, 04:53:28 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15500 on: November 17, 2011, 09:21:36 AM »
This summary of the internet

Google
When I was young and I wanted to know something, I was beaten for being too inquisitive. That's the problem with the young people today, they have a google answer for everything. If they had to walk to their local library every time they had something stupid to ask they would ask a lot less stupid questions.


Google Images
Google Images is useless. I used it once to search for a photo of farm equipment and it showed me twenty thousand pictures of horse dicks.


Blogging
I read a blog once by someone who had bought a scarf and he went on for about three hundred paragraphs about his scarf and where he bought it and how it made him feel. The last time I bought a scarf I wore it. End of story. I didn't write a novel about it.


Chatrooms
If I wanted to chat with strangers, I would pick up the phone and press random numbers. I tried a chatroom once and was talking to guy who claimed he was an obese fifty three year old man living in a caravan park but there is no way of knowing if these people are telling the truth.


Twitter
Why would I want anybody I don't know knowing what I am doing? I don't yell out to everyone in the supermarket "I am buying oranges" so why would I want to do it on my internet? When I was young, I lived in a small village where everybody knew each other and knew what everyone was up to. There was a fat italian kid who lived next door to me named Tony. One day I shot him in the leg with a home made bow & arrow from my treehouse that overlooked his yard and his parents called the police. Within hours the entire village was calling me William Tell. Having escaped the small town mentality for the last fifty two years, I am hardly going to advertise my movements now.


The Bath Mat
I realise this is not internet related but I cannot understand why it is so hard for people to hang the bath mat over the bath when they are finished using it. I don't leave the mat all soggy for other people to walk on after I have been in there.


Facebook
I have a photo album on my bookshelf full of faces of people I know which I haven't opened since 1982 so why would I want their faces on my internet? None of them are even very good looking. I tried facebook to see what all the fuss was about and was only on there five minutes before some idiot poked me. It is easy to be brave when you are on the internet.


Reddit / Digg
These sites are the online equivalent of walking down the street, finding a rock shaped like a frog and holding it up in the air while yelling for all my neighbours to come out and tell me what they think of my frog shaped rock. My neighbours can all go to hell. Especially Mrs Carter in number three who leaves her bins out all week. If I did find a rock shaped like a frog, I would throw it at her cat.


eBay
If I wanted a house full of cheap, dirty, second hand rubbish, I would go to a garage sale in Klemzig.


Email
People are always sending me all kinds of rubbish. Why would I want dozens of pictures of lots of love cats? I hate cats. I went away for a week recently and when I got back and checked my email, I had eight hundred and forty three messages. Eight hundred and forty of these were adverts for viagra and the other three were pictures of lots of love cats. I bought a 'no junk mail' sticker and stuck it on my modem but nobody has taken any notice.


/b/
I spent a good hour on this site and still have no idea what it is for. All I could work out is that I am apparently a newfag and cannot triforce but am unsure as to why I would need to triforce in the first place. I asked some of the people on there for their advice regarding triforcing but the only answer I seemed to get was 'nigger'.
that was hilarious
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15501 on: November 17, 2011, 12:41:16 PM »
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

the visuals are also mad visual yo
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15502 on: November 17, 2011, 01:33:35 PM »
Watch these before they get taken down! Canadian police are taking them down to discourage "vigilantes". Hilarious.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15503 on: November 17, 2011, 01:59:17 PM »
Watch these before they get taken down! Canadian police are taking them down to discourage "vigilantes". Hilarious.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15504 on: November 17, 2011, 02:06:58 PM »
Watch these before they get taken down! Canadian police are taking them down to discourage "vigilantes". Hilarious.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15505 on: November 17, 2011, 02:34:51 PM »
Watch these before they get taken down! Canadian police are taking them down to discourage "vigilantes". Hilarious.

Batman To Troll A Predator S1E03


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15506 on: November 17, 2011, 03:16:14 PM »
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Bill Hicks everytime
Bill Hicks rips Jay Leno
[close]

Bill Hicks reminds me of an over excited overly teased nerd who's gettting some attention for once in his life. He gets really fucking annoying, it's like he over identifies with cynicism and imbitterment in a somewhat forced manner. Like he'll be discribing something and then go an a tangent and become to aggressive, yeah man people laugh when you say fuck really angry the first few times but then you just sound like you're having a meltdown. He just laments over things for too long and loses his audiance, or at least he loses me.
Don't get me wrong I love cynical comedy too, Louis C.K. is one of my favorites, but Bill Hicks just don't cut it.
couldnt agree with you more

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15507 on: November 17, 2011, 03:44:39 PM »
You loves you? Megatron.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15508 on: November 17, 2011, 07:16:35 PM »
nyt tullleee, Aja mut, rautakauppa. m? halluuun n?h? sorsia

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #15509 on: November 17, 2011, 08:26:44 PM »