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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25080 on: June 19, 2018, 09:14:29 AM »
My sardonic humor and how I wish this was a dream are we really happy?
Evolution has brought us so far
And still - look where we are
Creating life and taking life
All in the same conceited breath
We are appointing ourselves to gods
Whereas declaring him for dead
If this is the best we can be
Then please let it end with me
Evolution has brought us so farÖ

And by the thawing winds of the morning sun,
I pray that our existence will be washed away by dawn

Let the tide rise above
Under a sea of our own greed
Oh but I still canít see
How this evolution has brought us so far
Creating life and taking life
But denying the results and continue to thrive
I am raising myself to god (but god is dead)
Cause this is the best I can be (and still I'm disappointed)
We have reached our goal (but we will never be satisifed)
Our purposed has been served (and still we continue to thrive)
But still I canít believe that this is the existence that shall be
We are not the existence that shall be (I can't believe)

If this is the best we can be
Then please let it end with me

I am disappointed in us, I am disappointed in me
If weíre not here for a reason, what is the existence that shall be?
Is this really the best that we can be?
Then please have mercy and let it end with me
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25081 on: June 19, 2018, 10:25:34 AM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj8iiFXhtDf

Damn itís so earnest and beautiful it becomes hilarious

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25082 on: June 19, 2018, 12:35:02 PM »
during fathers day dinner at my family's house, i was eating corn on the cob and my grandma looked at me with such jealousy and said "you kids and your teeth..." then looked bummed. i laughed pretty hard.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25083 on: June 19, 2018, 03:46:30 PM »
Finally watched the Slap one in a million with Forrest Edwards. Holy shit that was so funny.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25084 on: June 20, 2018, 02:58:52 PM »
MIKE V came up as an ad on instagram for me today

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25085 on: June 20, 2018, 03:08:54 PM »
I watched season 2 of the Handmaid's Tale completely backwards. Like the last episode first, second to last episode 2nd, etc. It actually wasn't that confusing until I realized what happened and now I no longer have any idea what I watched

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25086 on: June 20, 2018, 06:22:28 PM »
I watched season 2 of the Handmaid's Tale completely backwards. Like the last episode first, second to last episode 2nd, etc. It actually wasn't that confusing until I realized what happened and now I no longer have any idea what I watched

My girl is pretty adamant that we watch it together. But I'm usually pretty stoned and don't understand what's happening
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25087 on: June 21, 2018, 02:22:55 PM »
I watched season 2 of the Handmaid's Tale completely backwards. Like the last episode first, second to last episode 2nd, etc. It actually wasn't that confusing until I realized what happened and now I no longer have any idea what I watched

My girl is pretty adamant that we watch it together. But I'm usually pretty stoned and don't understand what's happening

Yeah if I had eased off on the sauce I might have realized sooner too

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25088 on: June 22, 2018, 07:08:55 AM »
I was at the park skating my Fucking Awesome Fred Gall board. A kid who was ripping and seemed older looked at my board and said, "Nice board, Sean Pablo?" I told him it was Fred Gall and he said, "I don't know who that is," and proceeded to kill the park. All I could think of after that was how blasphemous his statements were in the eyes of Slap.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25089 on: June 22, 2018, 08:04:15 AM »
That's why I walk around with a picture of Fred in my wallet trying to convert anyone unfamiliar with him to the Church of Gall in exchange for a Heine or a single use Bondo

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25090 on: June 22, 2018, 08:41:52 AM »
It better be the penis tuck photo.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25091 on: June 22, 2018, 10:19:46 AM »
I was at the park skating my Fucking Awesome Fred Gall board. A kid who was ripping and seemed older looked at my board and said, "Nice board, Sean Pablo?" I told him it was Fred Gall and he said, "I don't know who that is," and proceeded to kill the park. All I could think of after that was how blasphemous his statements were in the eyes of Slap.

It would be pretty funny if he was just fucking with you.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25092 on: June 22, 2018, 10:51:16 AM »
I was at the park skating my Fucking Awesome Fred Gall board. A kid who was ripping and seemed older looked at my board and said, "Nice board, Sean Pablo?" I told him it was Fred Gall and he said, "I don't know who that is," and proceeded to kill the park. All I could think of after that was how blasphemous his statements were in the eyes of Slap.

It would be pretty funny if he was just fucking with you.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25093 on: June 22, 2018, 11:07:26 AM »

is biebel skateboardings longest running gag?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25094 on: June 22, 2018, 12:04:14 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25095 on: June 24, 2018, 10:44:03 AM »
Steve Olson on The Nine Club Father's Day episode.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25096 on: June 24, 2018, 11:05:23 AM »
A kid asked what I was riding at St Pauls in London last weekend, i mumbled 'a 8.4 Antihero' and he said he didn't know what that was and walked off with his parents
When discussions spiral into shit like this it's time to drop 250ug lsd and stare at a lake for a minute.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25097 on: June 24, 2018, 10:15:30 PM »


Skate or die, BITCH!!

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25098 on: June 26, 2018, 10:50:46 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25099 on: June 27, 2018, 11:23:02 AM »


Skate or die, BITCH!!
saw this on a sponsored IG post and came here to post it...wonder how much money theyíre going to lose
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25100 on: June 27, 2018, 01:54:47 PM »
All. All of the monies.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25101 on: June 27, 2018, 02:06:51 PM »
Make out time!
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25102 on: June 27, 2018, 04:45:22 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25103 on: June 27, 2018, 05:55:14 PM »
« Last Edit: June 27, 2018, 08:05:37 PM by ihatejulio »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25104 on: June 28, 2018, 12:13:06 AM »
This reminded me of Todd Falcon's garage clips lol


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25105 on: June 28, 2018, 03:37:42 PM »
Frankie Spears turned pro and no one on SLAP gave a shit.   ;D

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25106 on: June 28, 2018, 05:05:59 PM »
This reminded me of Todd Falcon's garage clips lol




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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25107 on: June 29, 2018, 09:00:06 PM »
Toby went on instagram live with Weckingball today. Weck was giving him pointers on how to properly do push-ups.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25108 on: June 29, 2018, 11:05:34 PM »
It was a contest for a board or something. Toby did 30 something, I think. Pretty good for such a big dude. Some dude with one finger on his right hand did like 51. Some other guy pulled his car off the turnpike and tried. Pretty funny.




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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25109 on: June 30, 2018, 11:01:58 AM »
It was a contest for a board or something. Toby did 30 something, I think. Pretty good for such a big dude. Some dude with one finger on his right hand did like 51. Some other guy pulled his car off the turnpike and tried. Pretty funny.




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