Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3627158 times)

stevewonders · « **Reply #25140 on:** December 14, 2018, 04:34:44 PM »

this story made me laugh!

So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

JB · « **Reply #25141 on:** December 16, 2018, 06:29:41 AM »

Quote from: cosmicgypsies on December 16, 2018, 03:12:56 AM

dl/ed the palace font to do some shitty ripoff graphic and one thing lead to another and somehow slap and ONLY slap loads with the fucking palace font

i have no idea

Jagr · « **Reply #25142 on:** December 17, 2018, 04:32:19 PM »

Quote from: stevewonders on December 14, 2018, 04:34:44 PM

this story made me laugh!

So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

classic

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #25143 on:** December 18, 2018, 06:48:37 AM »

Quote from: stevewonders on December 14, 2018, 04:34:44 PM

this story made me laugh!

So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

you can't make something like that up. very good story

FROTHY · « **Reply #25144 on:** December 18, 2018, 06:58:10 PM »

https://youtu.be/8v8ujFKWl5k

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #25145 on:** December 18, 2018, 09:02:39 PM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on December 18, 2018, 06:48:37 AM

Quote from: stevewonders on December 14, 2018, 04:34:44 PM
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this story made me laugh!

So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
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you can't make something like that up. very good story

Beeda, why you gotta troll us

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-hare-dryer/

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #25146 on:** December 19, 2018, 04:02:41 AM »

Quote from: Pabst on December 18, 2018, 09:02:39 PM

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on December 18, 2018, 06:48:37 AM
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Quote from: stevewonders on December 14, 2018, 04:34:44 PM
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this story made me laugh!

So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
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you can't make something like that up. very good story
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Beeda, why you gotta troll us

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-hare-dryer/

I am more gullible than a grandma

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #25147 on:** December 19, 2018, 12:03:12 PM »

this girl at work was helping me set up for a photoshoot and randomly told me she listened to Insane clown posse for the first time and that she really liked it. i couldnt help but burst out with laughter followed by immediately judging her.

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #25148 on:** December 19, 2018, 05:51:52 PM »

I was watching a quarter snacks best of 2018 and guy ollies out of a truck his board shoots out and and fucks up this middle aged cyclist who FLIES!! thru the air, eats total shit and hes fuckin jaded AF!! I love it! -dying laughing at that.

ungzilla · « **Reply #25149 on:** December 19, 2018, 06:55:18 PM »

that was my friend isaac, miss you isaac

straight · « **Reply #25150 on:** December 19, 2018, 08:27:18 PM »

my three year old just told me to settle down bitch

Bagelskate · « **Reply #25151 on:** December 19, 2018, 11:32:06 PM »

Quote from: straight on December 19, 2018, 08:27:18 PM

my three year old just told me to settle down bitch

How do you even come back from that lol

childhood · « **Reply #25152 on:** December 20, 2018, 06:01:17 AM »

He's the dad now, dawg. Turn in your letter of resignation to your wife before the end of the day.

Dark Knight · « **Reply #25153 on:** December 20, 2018, 08:25:09 AM »

Quote from: somethingmustbreaknow on December 13, 2018, 11:58:01 PM

Quote from: brycickle on December 13, 2018, 06:41:28 PM
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miss you, tobey.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrmvfqQFlcP/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=15m53e7bohqwv

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #25154 on:** December 20, 2018, 09:31:14 AM »

This old east indian dude who s nuts, nuts like he ususally has a half litre of drool in his beard nuts (he shouts at allah outside my pad at all hours cause i live beside a moske -it sucks) anyway i landed a trick while street skating and i hear a crazy aggressive HEY!! and i looked up and that motherfuckers giving me the thumbs up from across the square for my step hop.

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #25155 on:** December 20, 2018, 06:41:45 PM »

Was watching Scrooged with some friends and forgot about this part, I laughed

https://youtu.be/YVvkj7jL-RM?t=1m20s

brycickle · « **Reply #25156 on:** December 22, 2018, 09:22:05 AM »

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/guidelines-for-female-protagonists-in-hallmark-christmas-movies?fbclid=IwAR2QnpMV1Dlic5kGZf2n94yt841nGXeZaj1V7Be6zYQUkTMfgTmdjCucgdU

Pigeon · « **Reply #25157 on:** December 22, 2018, 07:44:19 PM »

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiqPDlBH876/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=k72hximu8ubq

dirtyweemidden · « **Reply #25158 on:** December 24, 2018, 12:47:46 AM »

On Saturday night I dreamt I had to take my car in for service, when i got to the garage the dude said theyre closed because someone is shooting a movie in the workshop. so he took me back into the workshop to have a gander.

when I got there I saw the camera man filming a mechanic who was under one of those car lifts working on a motor above his head, Only what was on the lift was not a car, it was a woman, completely naked except for a really shitty home made cardboard cut out of a car taped to her sides.
dude underneath her is going at it trying to change her oiil with a toolbox full of dildos

Carrolls Chesthairs · « **Reply #25159 on:** December 24, 2018, 08:30:46 AM »

Quote from: brycickle on December 13, 2018, 06:41:28 PM

classic

Bagelskate · « **Reply #25160 on:** December 26, 2018, 01:54:09 AM »

Quote from: dirtyweemidden on December 24, 2018, 12:47:46 AM

On Saturday night I dreamt I had to take my car in for service, when i got to the garage the dude said theyre closed because someone is shooting a movie in the workshop. so he took me back into the workshop to have a gander.

when I got there I saw the camera man filming a mechanic who was under one of those car lifts working on a motor above his head, Only what was on the lift was not a car, it was a woman, completely naked except for a really shitty home made cardboard cut out of a car taped to her sides.
dude underneath her is going at it trying to change her oiil with a toolbox full of dildos

Send that shit to brazzers asap.

Your vision must be fulfilled!

straight · « **Reply #25161 on:** December 28, 2018, 05:20:51 PM »

when he goes “after the show baby” i died

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kpBzUQHYtM

HHH · « **Reply #25162 on:** December 29, 2018, 02:13:12 AM »

Bit late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGsvj7mdbP0

VHS ERA · « **Reply #25163 on:** December 31, 2018, 10:24:32 AM »

Important:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsCl_3XiEEt/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=lhjulyq5o4ps

Coffee Shop George · « **Reply #25164 on:** January 01, 2019, 05:13:45 PM »

A stray cat was cleaning itself while it was on its back. Some other stray cat, who is orange, licks the cat in the genitals. The cat freaks out and chases Orangey around. A couple minutes later, Orangey is cleaning itself. Then, that other cat comes and licks the orange cat’s ass. Orangey got pissed off and chased that cat. They’ve been doing this a couple times and it’s some weird play fight thing. It’s kind of cute and really amusing for some reason.

tkp · « **Reply #25165 on:** January 01, 2019, 09:19:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/theironfight/status/1079854628085350400

JameBUYv · « **Reply #25166 on:** January 05, 2019, 05:55:29 AM »

Talk about a short lived disappearance huh.
Well, i'm back and there are a few things i need to take care of.
wasn't even gone that long

childhood · « **Reply #25167 on:** January 05, 2019, 07:25:46 AM »

Glad you're back though, JameBUYv.

pizzafliptofakie · « **Reply #25168 on:** January 05, 2019, 07:36:48 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHUNtkyooiQ

yapple dapple · « **Reply #25169 on:** January 08, 2019, 12:07:43 AM »

This gif I made.

Inspiration from the mini Weatberry gif from the Bam house party thread that I can't seem to find.

Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3627158 times)

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