Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3628480 times)

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #25200 on:** January 28, 2019, 06:27:14 PM »

Not where you'd expect to find a spitfire logo... The underground is indeed LIT!

Dwyck · « **Reply #25201 on:** January 28, 2019, 06:41:31 PM »

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #25202 on:** January 28, 2019, 06:45:05 PM »

Quote from: Pabst on January 28, 2019, 06:27:14 PM

Not where you'd expect to find a spitfire logo... The underground is indeed LIT!

It's totally where I'd expect to find one. Like almost exactly.

Bagelskate · « **Reply #25203 on:** January 28, 2019, 09:40:50 PM »

Quote from: Joust Ostrich on January 28, 2019, 06:45:05 PM

Quote from: Pabst on January 28, 2019, 06:27:14 PM
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Not where you'd expect to find a spitfire logo... The underground is indeed LIT!
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It's totally where I'd expect to find one. Like almost exactly.

Saw some good ole boys riding around with a ton of camo spitfire stickers on their pickup. They’ve adopted it as their own

ChrisLambe94 · « **Reply #25204 on:** January 30, 2019, 03:00:46 PM »

Haha

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #25205 on:** January 30, 2019, 06:57:54 PM »

Just a story my buddy told me. When he was a teen he was in the bushes shooting at cars with a pellet gun. Ended up unintentionally shooting this old women in the neck and shes the granma of the islands main dealers. The womans family figured out who it and they were allowed to punch my buddy as hard as they each could once. That was all my buddies father would allow and the dealer family had to listen to him cause of who he was. Probably just sounds sad but to hear him phrasing the part about shooting this woman in the neck you'd have laugh i swear.

Bagelskate · « **Reply #25206 on:** January 31, 2019, 04:34:36 AM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on January 30, 2019, 06:57:54 PM

Just a story my buddy told me. When he was a teen he was in the bushes shooting at cars with a pellet gun. Ended up unintentionally shooting this old women in the neck and shes the granma of the islands main dealers. The womans family figured out who it and they were allowed to punch my buddy as hard as they each could once. That was all my buddies father would allow and the dealer family had to listen to him cause of who he was. Probably just sounds sad but to hear him phrasing the part about shooting this woman in the neck you'd have laugh i swear.

Reminds me of these two kids I went to middle school with. Their townhouse was right off the main road in our little community and they also enjoyed hiding on their balcony or in the bushes out front to pop cars when they went by. Cops were called but they were too lazy/didn’t care to actually find them. Until they shot an off duty cops window out while he was driving, continued to drive in the direction it came from and chased these kids down. They ended up with community service.

Also the one kid who prank called a cop without using a blocked number and not knowing it was a cop. Cop showed up at his door half an hour later to yell at him.

childhood · « **Reply #25207 on:** January 31, 2019, 08:02:09 AM »

childhood · « **Reply #25208 on:** January 31, 2019, 04:11:35 PM »

Hmmmm Nice Bike · « **Reply #25209 on:** February 02, 2019, 05:05:30 AM »

Quote from: childhood on January 31, 2019, 08:02:09 AM

WPG · « **Reply #25210 on:** February 02, 2019, 12:15:24 PM »

I was watching this Barstool Sports inbred boxing PPV last night and NY Jets QB Sam Darnald was bragging about pushing mongo for some fucking reason

shalom · « **Reply #25211 on:** February 03, 2019, 04:16:15 PM »

received a dm on here saying the payment for shalom stickers was sent + mailing address

ChrisLambe94 · « **Reply #25212 on:** February 03, 2019, 04:41:23 PM »

That I can't drink coffee out of a clear cup

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #25213 on:** February 03, 2019, 08:47:34 PM »

From curbs

Quote from: Bagelskate on January 04, 2019, 12:15:58 PM

I just rub bricked and salva sauced a parking block outside my work so I can skate while the ovens heat up, I’ll put up a pic when I can.

BallDontLie · « **Reply #25214 on:** February 03, 2019, 09:57:59 PM »

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #25215 on:** February 04, 2019, 06:39:13 AM »

Quote from: whitemanjazz on February 03, 2019, 09:57:59 PM

At face value we have a man here working out some issues, on his own. I could laugh too but tomorrow could bring a set a circumstances that'd have me doing the funky chicken too. It hasnt happened to me yet but lifes been good to me so far. But literally one or two things could happen randomly to anyone and theyd be fucked. Human beings have thresh holds.

Jehoshaphat Augustus · « **Reply #25216 on:** February 04, 2019, 07:54:05 AM »

https://www.wsbtv.com/amp/news/local/ice-arrests-rapper-21-savage-says-hes-actually-from-uk/914024181

They arrested 21 Savage after finding out hes from the UK and not from da A like he say. One of the most preposterous things someone could never make up

BallDontLie · « **Reply #25217 on:** February 04, 2019, 09:51:19 AM »

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on February 04, 2019, 06:39:13 AM

Quote from: whitemanjazz on February 03, 2019, 09:57:59 PM
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At face value we have a man here working out some issues, on his own. I could laugh too but tomorrow could bring a set a circumstances that'd have me doing the funky chicken too. It hasnt happened to me yet but lifes been good to me so far. But literally one or two things could happen randomly to anyone and theyd be fucked. Human beings have thresh holds.

But we’re shaloming with him. Not at him....

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #25218 on:** February 04, 2019, 02:06:37 PM »

Quote from: whitemanjazz on February 04, 2019, 09:51:19 AM

Quote from: givecigstosurfgroms on February 04, 2019, 06:39:13 AM
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At face value we have a man here working out some issues, on his own. I could laugh too but tomorrow could bring a set a circumstances that'd have me doing the funky chicken too. It hasnt happened to me yet but lifes been good to me so far. But literally one or two things could happen randomly to anyone and theyd be fucked. Human beings have thresh holds.
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But we’re shaloming with him. Not at him....

Uh huh. Well im not throwing guilt, just being mr. Reminder guy.

hangontoyourego · « **Reply #25219 on:** February 04, 2019, 06:11:47 PM »

Quote from: Jehoshaphat Augustus on February 04, 2019, 07:54:05 AM

https://www.wsbtv.com/amp/news/local/ice-arrests-rapper-21-savage-says-hes-actually-from-uk/914024181

They arrested 21 Savage after finding out hes from the UK and not from da A like he say. One of the most preposterous things someone could never make up

what in the shit is da A?

Sanka Coffie · « **Reply #25220 on:** February 04, 2019, 08:00:14 PM »

Quote from: hangontoyourego on February 04, 2019, 06:11:47 PM

Quote from: Jehoshaphat Augustus on February 04, 2019, 07:54:05 AM
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https://www.wsbtv.com/amp/news/local/ice-arrests-rapper-21-savage-says-hes-actually-from-uk/914024181

They arrested 21 Savage after finding out hes from the UK and not from da A like he say. One of the most preposterous things someone could never make up
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what in the shit is da A?

baroque_0bama · « **Reply #25221 on:** February 05, 2019, 12:40:11 PM »

Bagelskate · « **Reply #25222 on:** February 05, 2019, 05:31:39 PM »

Gf asked me why I have a picture of a black guy. It was TK. Didn’t really know how to explain it so I shalomed and left it at that.

Mundungus · « **Reply #25223 on:** February 06, 2019, 07:52:25 AM »

FuckJerry: Easier to Steal

This guy is such a dork, but check out those sick Palace threads.

straight · « **Reply #25224 on:** February 07, 2019, 04:16:57 PM »

muhfuxker parked his scooter like this

Bagelskate · « **Reply #25225 on:** February 07, 2019, 04:59:17 PM »

Quote from: straight on February 07, 2019, 04:16:57 PM

muhfuxker parked his scooter like this

Hide it in the pickup

childhood · « **Reply #25226 on:** February 08, 2019, 08:25:28 AM »

Some real estate agent thinking it's a good idea to include like a dozen pics of all the bondage furniture in the listing for this 3/4 of a million dollar house.
https://www.redfin.com/PA/Ambler/1612-Norristown-Rd-19002/home/38907751

Larry Dallas · « **Reply #25227 on:** February 08, 2019, 10:02:27 PM »

This idiot DM'd me because I called him on his bullshit.

givecigstosurfgroms · « **Reply #25228 on:** February 09, 2019, 07:15:39 AM »

A bum was asleep in the alley beside my crib and so a
i putt a mad pile of bubble wrap on him covered with a sheet to keep him from freezing to death. It made me laugh for some reason. I ended up ringing 911 anyway to be sure. Pretty sure i saw him today up and at em' (cans that is).

feedmeseymour · « **Reply #25229 on:** February 09, 2019, 11:09:25 AM »

All my friends that don’t skate think I’m Jewish now cause I post about shalom on insta

Author Topic: things that made you laugh today (Read 3628480 times)

ChrisLambe94

Hmmmm Nice Bike

shalom

ChrisLambe94

hangontoyourego

Larry Dallas

feedmeseymour