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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24690 on: January 17, 2018, 08:19:40 PM »
I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24691 on: January 18, 2018, 04:52:53 AM »
Bickering bandmates. Never really knew about the smashing pumpkins in band dynamic. kinda interesting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1oyYkYms

Kinda funny. I've never been on twitch before, but I'd probably be mad too, if I was a gaming nerd losing out to women with beach-ball boobies. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWlK6Ymi3oM

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24692 on: January 18, 2018, 08:47:53 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24693 on: January 18, 2018, 09:08:58 PM »
I found out my shitty old roommate got a DUI in a parked car.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24694 on: January 18, 2018, 09:31:03 PM »
Bickering bandmates. Never really knew about the smashing pumpkins in band dynamic. kinda interesting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1oyYkYms


Man thats some pent up sexual tension right there! They dated in the late 80s so that might explain some of it.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24695 on: January 19, 2018, 08:53:54 AM »
Got into the Skately wormhole today, eventually through linking from one obscure brand to another I ended up at Clockwork Skateboard and noticed that they used Brian Patch's mugshot as his photo on the site hahah.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24696 on: January 20, 2018, 02:54:50 PM »
Got into the Skately wormhole today, eventually through linking from one obscure brand to another I ended up at Clockwork Skateboard and noticed that they used Brian Patch's mugshot as his photo on the site hahah.



Hahha that's hilarious!

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24697 on: January 22, 2018, 05:51:28 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq8an3w6jRs

I know it's late but merry christmas.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24698 on: January 23, 2018, 01:15:41 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24699 on: January 23, 2018, 11:13:55 AM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24700 on: January 23, 2018, 04:47:34 PM »
when larry jabs at the books.  at 1:23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdvDKTXJazU

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24701 on: January 24, 2018, 09:25:41 AM »
One of my co-workers is an Arab guy who plays shitty, electronic music, and sings along to the chipmunk vocals. He got really excited when he made a sale and shouted, “I’m making money like a Jew!” I cracked up, and he said, “No, I didn’t mean that in a bad way!”

There’s also a guy who reads out the sex stories from the newspaper.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24702 on: January 24, 2018, 03:32:01 PM »
A neural network generated these fake band names for a fake Coachella lineup. There are too many good ones but I like "Ow" and "Hissing in the Suite" and most of the other ones too.



Some explanation of the science here https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2018/1/23/16924680/coachella-lineup-botnik-studios
« Last Edit: January 24, 2018, 03:34:03 PM by Bobby Peru »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24703 on: January 24, 2018, 03:56:23 PM »


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24704 on: January 24, 2018, 04:31:22 PM »
A neural network generated these fake band names for a fake Coachella lineup. There are too many good ones but I like "Ow" and "Hissing in the Suite" and most of the other ones too.



Some explanation of the science here https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2018/1/23/16924680/coachella-lineup-botnik-studios

That reminds me of the Kimmel Show interviewing people with fake names and all the idiots pretending they know them. Dr. Schlomo and the GI Clinic always gets me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_IzYUJANfk


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24705 on: January 24, 2018, 05:26:07 PM »
I'm super into Creepwell, then Sleepwell and Hissing in the Suite.

It's crazy how funny and on-point a lot of those are (Horse Choir is basically Band of Horses, and Johnny is High is basically Rick Eat Acid), definitely interested in reading that article you linked.


For about the last week, my mom has been getting increasingly mad at me for not texting her back, and for not returning her calls.

Today, she finally realized that she accidentally blocked me, so I've only been able to see the texts she sends me, and can't call her back.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24706 on: January 25, 2018, 04:50:32 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24708 on: January 25, 2018, 12:33:35 PM »
I saw Hosoi in a Chevy commercial

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24709 on: January 26, 2018, 11:41:48 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24710 on: January 26, 2018, 11:46:47 AM »
we've hit peak box logo

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24711 on: January 26, 2018, 11:52:17 AM »
I hope Supreme sues him.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24712 on: January 26, 2018, 12:33:59 PM »
I saw Hosoi in a Chevy commercial
Saw that too, he seemed genuinely interested in that test drive.

HYPOCRITE.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24713 on: January 26, 2018, 01:01:55 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24714 on: January 26, 2018, 04:14:39 PM »

White fragility bums me out big time. Super sucks that every time somebody says something ignorant about race and I'm there, I have to become his personal history and ethics teacher. Racism is so goddamn tiring and such an uphill battle. You can spend a lot of effort informing one person because you think they're worth it because everyone is worth it. Then you realize millions of others are locked up in their cultural/internet echo chambers and then a white supremacist ends up in the fucking white house.


On a wholly unrelated note (probably not), I hate Tinder and having people tell me how easy it is makes me irrationally depressed. Actually, I don't know if it's irrational to be depressed with the ever-mounting evidence that I'll always be alone. That's on me though. Not stoked!

Stoked to have my apartment to myself after my roommate left for an out of state job. No offense to him, though. He was as good as I could have hoped a roommate to be. Not stoked on fielding potential new roommates from craigslist and other stupid sites and apps. You don't gotta send me thirty texts, I don't give a shit about your lifestyle, you already know the reputation of this neighborhood, and goddamn it, I said only one tenant very specifically in the ad! Just look at the room and show me the fucking money!


edit: Hey if any slap heads are looking for a place in San Diego, pm my dumb ass.

This guy must be fun to be around. 😃

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24715 on: January 26, 2018, 04:45:11 PM »
^Shut the fuck up. It's 2018, we on the new grind and we love and support each other on here

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24716 on: January 26, 2018, 04:54:54 PM »
^Shut the fuck up. It's 2018, we on the new grind and we love and support each other on here
Keep on trucking Tobey. 😂

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24717 on: January 26, 2018, 06:57:33 PM »
L33tG33k a real one 😤 FOH

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24718 on: January 27, 2018, 06:45:24 PM »
I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.

The transient/homeless scene in arcata/eureka is on another level. I work right on the 101 in Eureka and the shit I see on a daily basis is incredible.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24719 on: January 27, 2018, 09:30:10 PM »
A neural network generated these fake band names for a fake Coachella lineup. There are too many good ones but I like "Ow" and "Hissing in the Suite" and most of the other ones too.



Some explanation of the science here https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2018/1/23/16924680/coachella-lineup-botnik-studios

House of the Gavins haha!