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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24900 on: January 26, 2018, 01:01:55 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24901 on: January 26, 2018, 04:14:39 PM »

White fragility bums me out big time. Super sucks that every time somebody says something ignorant about race and I'm there, I have to become his personal history and ethics teacher. Racism is so goddamn tiring and such an uphill battle. You can spend a lot of effort informing one person because you think they're worth it because everyone is worth it. Then you realize millions of others are locked up in their cultural/internet echo chambers and then a white supremacist ends up in the fucking white house.


On a wholly unrelated note (probably not), I hate Tinder and having people tell me how easy it is makes me irrationally depressed. Actually, I don't know if it's irrational to be depressed with the ever-mounting evidence that I'll always be alone. That's on me though. Not stoked!

Stoked to have my apartment to myself after my roommate left for an out of state job. No offense to him, though. He was as good as I could have hoped a roommate to be. Not stoked on fielding potential new roommates from craigslist and other stupid sites and apps. You don't gotta send me thirty texts, I don't give a shit about your lifestyle, you already know the reputation of this neighborhood, and goddamn it, I said only one tenant very specifically in the ad! Just look at the room and show me the fucking money!


edit: Hey if any slap heads are looking for a place in San Diego, pm my dumb ass.

This guy must be fun to be around. 😃

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24902 on: January 26, 2018, 04:45:11 PM »
^Shut the fuck up. It's 2018, we on the new grind and we love and support each other on here

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24903 on: January 26, 2018, 04:54:54 PM »
^Shut the fuck up. It's 2018, we on the new grind and we love and support each other on here
Keep on trucking Tobey. 😂

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24904 on: January 26, 2018, 06:57:33 PM »
L33tG33k a real one 😤 FOH

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24905 on: January 27, 2018, 06:45:24 PM »
I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.

The transient/homeless scene in arcata/eureka is on another level. I work right on the 101 in Eureka and the shit I see on a daily basis is incredible.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24906 on: January 27, 2018, 09:30:10 PM »
A neural network generated these fake band names for a fake Coachella lineup. There are too many good ones but I like "Ow" and "Hissing in the Suite" and most of the other ones too.



Some explanation of the science here https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2018/1/23/16924680/coachella-lineup-botnik-studios

House of the Gavins haha!

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24907 on: January 27, 2018, 09:47:12 PM »
p-90f got me

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24908 on: January 27, 2018, 10:04:02 PM »
I want to see large scale art installations by Benus Jackson and Aunt Luke.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24909 on: January 28, 2018, 09:57:41 AM »
I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.

The transient/homeless scene in arcata/eureka is on another level. I work right on the 101 in Eureka and the shit I see on a daily basis is incredible.


It may be warranting an IG account on par with Gerwer's. Or a quarterly zine.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24910 on: January 28, 2018, 11:10:48 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24911 on: January 28, 2018, 05:46:17 PM »
Ha!


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24912 on: January 28, 2018, 06:23:56 PM »
^ That video has been spreading like wildfire the past day on Instagram and I laugh every time I see it

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24913 on: January 28, 2018, 08:41:49 PM »
^ That video has been spreading like wildfire the past day on Instagram and I laugh every time I see it

Yeah! Every time I come across it I watch it like 20 times.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24914 on: January 29, 2018, 02:16:54 AM »
^ That video has been spreading like wildfire the past day on Instagram and I laugh every time I see it

Yeah! Every time I come across it I watch it like 20 times.

I loled at work. Pretty gangsta for a scooter loser.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24915 on: January 29, 2018, 11:50:55 PM »
I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.

The transient/homeless scene in arcata/eureka is on another level. I work right on the 101 in Eureka and the shit I see on a daily basis is incredible.


It may be warranting an IG account on par with Gerwer's. Or a quarterly zine.

There is one. It's @sexy_eureka

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24916 on: January 30, 2018, 12:10:29 AM »
This news story about some Toronto cops getting too high on edibles, after raiding a dispensary:
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/01/29/two-toronto-police-officers-accused-of-consuming-marijuana-edibles-while-on-duty.html

Reminded me of this classic youtube video, of a cop who stole pot, made brownies, got too high, and called 911. One of my favorites:

Best part is when he asks what the Red Wings score is, at 4:45.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24917 on: January 30, 2018, 04:42:49 PM »
I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.

The transient/homeless scene in arcata/eureka is on another level. I work right on the 101 in Eureka and the shit I see on a daily basis is incredible.


It may be warranting an IG account on par with Gerwer's. Or a quarterly zine.

There is one. It's @sexy_eureka


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24918 on: February 01, 2018, 02:51:26 PM »
Had a good laugh about this:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/434gqw/i-made-my-shed-the-top-rated-restaurant-on-tripadvisor


If you don't feel like reading, here's the video:


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Re: things that made you laugh today
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24921 on: February 14, 2018, 01:13:31 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24922 on: February 14, 2018, 01:36:13 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24923 on: February 14, 2018, 03:25:42 PM »
Getting called a human fedora by someone who actually rocks a fedora lol...
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24924 on: February 14, 2018, 04:02:55 PM »
What is your objective at this point? I'm asking genuinely. Is it annoying Bobby specifically, or all the mods, or the whole board, or what? It seems like maybe you should just quit SLAP and try to enjoy your life for a while.

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« Reply #24925 on: February 14, 2018, 04:13:33 PM »
Honestly, I want to post and not get banned.  I didn't do shit to deserve it, other than random disagreements with people over Trump shit. I started getting fucked with for asking a simple question, so fuck it, fuck with me, I'll fuck with you.  I really don't even care that much, but it seems to evoke a constant reaction so fuck it. Like I said, ignore me and I'll probably just go away, but this is the internet, and everyone needs to chime in and feel important.  That thread I started is 10 pages and I'm not even bumping it anymore, I might as well be Lil Stevie now...

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« Reply #24926 on: February 16, 2018, 03:05:21 PM »

A real ad from a former Michigan congressman, who is trying to get re-elected in 2018.

"I had him for a history class my sophomore year I believe, and he used to ask me and another female student to come over to his house and play with his reindeer all the time and said he would pay us to feed them and dress up as elves with them at Christmas time," she said.
http://www.theoaklandpress.com/article/OP/20120823/NEWS/308239921
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24927 on: February 16, 2018, 03:13:49 PM »
I want to see large scale art installations by Benus Jackson and Aunt Luke.

Gravy House!!!  I was into them before they got big.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24928 on: February 17, 2018, 07:52:15 AM »
 
I wanna get spitroasted by them with dickbelts.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24929 on: February 17, 2018, 08:47:06 AM »
My friend always checks Kijiji (basically Craigslist) for local "Skateboard" results cause there's always funny shit in there. He found this one yesterday and it blew my mind with LOLs. Peep the trucks.


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