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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24720 on: January 27, 2018, 09:47:12 PM »
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What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24721 on: January 27, 2018, 10:04:02 PM »
I want to see large scale art installations by Benus Jackson and Aunt Luke.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24722 on: January 28, 2018, 09:57:41 AM »
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I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.
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The transient/homeless scene in arcata/eureka is on another level. I work right on the 101 in Eureka and the shit I see on a daily basis is incredible.


It may be warranting an IG account on par with Gerwer's. Or a quarterly zine.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24723 on: January 28, 2018, 11:10:48 AM »
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What's the resale value of his bonce gonna be?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24725 on: January 28, 2018, 06:23:56 PM »
^ That video has been spreading like wildfire the past day on Instagram and I laugh every time I see it

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24726 on: January 28, 2018, 08:41:49 PM »
^ That video has been spreading like wildfire the past day on Instagram and I laugh every time I see it

Yeah! Every time I come across it I watch it like 20 times.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24727 on: January 29, 2018, 02:16:54 AM »
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^ That video has been spreading like wildfire the past day on Instagram and I laugh every time I see it
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Yeah! Every time I come across it I watch it like 20 times.

I loled at work. Pretty gangsta for a scooter loser.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24728 on: January 29, 2018, 11:50:55 PM »
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I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.
[close]

The transient/homeless scene in arcata/eureka is on another level. I work right on the 101 in Eureka and the shit I see on a daily basis is incredible.
[close]


It may be warranting an IG account on par with Gerwer's. Or a quarterly zine.

There is one. It's @sexy_eureka

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24729 on: January 30, 2018, 12:10:29 AM »
This news story about some Toronto cops getting too high on edibles, after raiding a dispensary:
https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/01/29/two-toronto-police-officers-accused-of-consuming-marijuana-edibles-while-on-duty.html

Reminded me of this classic youtube video, of a cop who stole pot, made brownies, got too high, and called 911. One of my favorites:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0
Best part is when he asks what the Red Wings score is, at 4:45.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24730 on: January 30, 2018, 04:42:49 PM »
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I can't tell if I have moved somewhere that harbors mental illness at a higher rate per capita, or if my obsession with local news has made me more aware of what is around me.

Here are my top 5 mugshots/stories

1. Lady kicked a baby and got punched out by the father
 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/04/baby-attacked-on-g-street-woman-arrested-april-28-2012/

2. Dude's mugshot after stabbing a guy to death
https://www.northcoastjournal.com/NewsBlog/archives/2018/01/04/man-fatally-stabbed-in-orick

3. This dude has over 150+ outstanding misdemeanors and felonies yet cannot be convicted to serve time ever.
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2018/jan/2/arcata-man-mental-health-issues-pleads-guilty-felo/

4. Motivation to wear a hat less often
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2016/jul/27/bystanders-detain-injure-would-be-mckinleyville-ba/

5. Battle for 5th over best lazy eye
https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2012/sep/13/epd-doubleheader-crack-heroin-stolen-property-foun/
http://kymkemp.com/2016/09/22/man-arrested-for-attempting-to-hire-someone-to-murder-his-elderly-uncle/




In reflection, today, I was killing time in my truck and this dude keeps screaming at the cars passing, 'AHHHHHH! WHY! WHY! HOW CAN YOU BE IN SUCH A RUSH!' to everyone passing him. I thought for a second, "Damn this dude is right, we are all in a fucking rush." Genius is like water, it flows where it wants, and never in any order.
[close]

The transient/homeless scene in arcata/eureka is on another level. I work right on the 101 in Eureka and the shit I see on a daily basis is incredible.
[close]


It may be warranting an IG account on par with Gerwer's. Or a quarterly zine.
[close]

There is one. It's @sexy_eureka


Igean, I owe you a beer.
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24731 on: February 01, 2018, 02:51:26 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24732 on: February 01, 2018, 08:50:32 PM »


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24734 on: February 14, 2018, 01:13:31 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24735 on: February 14, 2018, 01:36:13 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24736 on: February 14, 2018, 03:25:42 PM »
Getting called a human fedora by someone who actually rocks a fedora lol...
All you're going to find from me is skate warehouse receipts and "for her" pornhub searches.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24737 on: February 14, 2018, 04:02:55 PM »
What is your objective at this point? I'm asking genuinely. Is it annoying Bobby specifically, or all the mods, or the whole board, or what? It seems like maybe you should just quit SLAP and try to enjoy your life for a while.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24738 on: February 14, 2018, 04:13:33 PM »
Honestly, I want to post and not get banned.  I didn't do shit to deserve it, other than random disagreements with people over Trump shit. I started getting fucked with for asking a simple question, so fuck it, fuck with me, I'll fuck with you.  I really don't even care that much, but it seems to evoke a constant reaction so fuck it. Like I said, ignore me and I'll probably just go away, but this is the internet, and everyone needs to chime in and feel important.  That thread I started is 10 pages and I'm not even bumping it anymore, I might as well be Lil Stevie now...

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24739 on: February 16, 2018, 03:05:21 PM »
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jev5SRFkNMs
A real ad from a former Michigan congressman, who is trying to get re-elected in 2018.

"I had him for a history class my sophomore year I believe, and he used to ask me and another female student to come over to his house and play with his reindeer all the time and said he would pay us to feed them and dress up as elves with them at Christmas time," she said.
http://www.theoaklandpress.com/article/OP/20120823/NEWS/308239921

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24740 on: February 16, 2018, 03:13:49 PM »
I want to see large scale art installations by Benus Jackson and Aunt Luke.

Gravy House!!!  I was into them before they got big.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24742 on: February 17, 2018, 08:47:06 AM »
My friend always checks Kijiji (basically Craigslist) for local "Skateboard" results cause there's always funny shit in there. He found this one yesterday and it blew my mind with LOLs. Peep the trucks.



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24743 on: February 18, 2018, 01:14:37 PM »
https://vimeo.com/252584700

Jordan taylor knows how to make shoe ads

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24744 on: February 20, 2018, 06:32:10 PM »
https://youtu.be/YbSOnKAdzxw
my doctor said mylanta

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24745 on: February 21, 2018, 03:28:31 AM »
'cleuuud become a square shaped cleeeeud....'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYo69XiDfA

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24746 on: February 21, 2018, 09:53:39 AM »
just got this grip for my new deck. its going to look absurd. im gunna flex so fucking hard.  just thinking about it cracks me up.

more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24747 on: February 21, 2018, 09:56:35 AM »
you better only speak in manowar lyrics for the duration of that deck

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24748 on: February 21, 2018, 10:02:19 AM »
you better only speak in manowar lyrics for the duration of that deck

The sound will fill the hall bringing power to us all!!
more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24749 on: February 21, 2018, 10:08:39 AM »
haha fuck. can we extend this policy to your legal profession as well? i think you'll be a hit in the (val)hall(a)s of justice.