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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24870 on: May 29, 2018, 10:20:47 AM »
literally back to back in the IG feed:





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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24871 on: May 30, 2018, 02:38:10 PM »
I'm not a fan of these cheesy talent shows but found this and thought it was hilarious
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xsqInns6LXQ

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24873 on: June 01, 2018, 05:44:53 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24874 on: June 03, 2018, 12:48:36 PM »
This photo

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24875 on: June 03, 2018, 08:34:01 PM »
"Post an amethyst, fuccboi."

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24876 on: June 04, 2018, 09:45:57 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24878 on: June 04, 2018, 05:00:45 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24879 on: June 06, 2018, 07:49:00 AM »
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24880 on: June 06, 2018, 11:36:28 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24881 on: June 06, 2018, 02:52:29 PM »
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this is painful to watch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pv6Q_DkhcE
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Journalism at its finest

I've been really into anti-comedy lately and this video was just perfect. +1
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24882 on: June 14, 2018, 03:42:59 AM »
I went to visit my buddy a couple of cities away. drinkin and whatever we take a few people back to his flat after the bars close. the next day his GF asks what we were up to last night, he tells her but goes in a little too much detail about how hot one of the girls that came back was and now the GF is visibly pissed but she lets it slide.. we go out again and as the day goes on everyone is gettin drunker and shes brings up the girl a couple of times. then the tears come. it errupts in a Mcdonalds at like 10pm. she is going off at him and he looses his shit, jumps out of his chair and throws his burger at the wall above his girls head, it falls in pieces over her and onto the table he storms off like a little bitch. Im stuck at this table with a crying chick i just met that day who has lettuce in her hair and a gay dude that was with her. hes sitting there 'Anyone gonna eat that?'

so I wander the city and eventually find a couple of people i knew, go to another bar and I got a text saying the GF had went back to my dudes flat and they were fighting, we're like shit ok. lets not go back till we get the all clear.. a couple hours go by and we hear nothing, the bars are closing and out of options 3 of us go to the flat. we get in and its all quiet, I go upstairs to check on my buddy and 2 dudes follow me. I open the bedroom door and see the GF lying butt naked face down on the bed, ass in the air, EVERYTHING on show, my dude is in the fetal position on the floor in a blanket. Im trying not to piss my pants laughing as i force the dudes behind me back down the stairs.

In the morning shes comes downstairs and the first thing she says in her broad Scottish accent 'Right, How many ae you cunts seen ma minge last night?!'


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24883 on: June 14, 2018, 07:15:17 AM »

In the morning shes comes downstairs and the first thing she says in her broad Scottish accent 'Right, How many ae you cunts seen ma minge last night?!'

Hahahahaha

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24884 on: June 14, 2018, 11:19:40 AM »
 Why was her ass in the air? Story made me laugh thanks

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24885 on: June 14, 2018, 12:11:27 PM »
Sid style


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24886 on: June 14, 2018, 01:14:26 PM »
her hass was out

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24887 on: June 14, 2018, 02:57:40 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24888 on: June 14, 2018, 04:10:14 PM »
"...We got the nuclear worm over here..."

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24889 on: June 15, 2018, 03:21:43 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj8iiFXhtDf

Damn it’s so earnest and beautiful it becomes hilarious

Home videos are now insta edits - brave new world

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24890 on: June 15, 2018, 03:24:10 PM »

Damn it’s so earnest and beautiful it becomes hilarious

Home videos are now insta edits - brave new world
I felt like I gatecrashed his home slide show.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24891 on: June 15, 2018, 06:00:18 PM »

Damn it’s so earnest and beautiful it becomes hilarious

Home videos are now insta edits - brave new world
Submitting this as something to laugh at is stupid because it's not funny.
Laughing at things that are "earnest and beautiful" is lame bully behavior that betrays your character's weaknesses.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24892 on: June 15, 2018, 06:52:13 PM »
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Damn it’s so earnest and beautiful it becomes hilarious

Home videos are now insta edits - brave new world
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Submitting this as something to laugh at is stupid because it's not funny.
Laughing at things that are "earnest and beautiful" is lame bully behavior that betrays your character's weaknesses.

This information pleases me.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24893 on: June 18, 2018, 12:28:45 PM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24894 on: June 18, 2018, 12:48:12 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24895 on: June 18, 2018, 03:03:47 PM »
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Damn it’s so earnest and beautiful it becomes hilarious

Home videos are now insta edits - brave new world
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Submitting this as something to laugh at is stupid because it's not funny.
Laughing at things that are "earnest and beautiful" is lame bully behavior that betrays your character's weaknesses.




If it makes you feel better I was laughing inside.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24896 on: June 18, 2018, 11:13:44 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24897 on: June 19, 2018, 01:28:40 AM »
I'm to hi for this

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24898 on: June 19, 2018, 09:14:29 AM »
My sardonic humor and how I wish this was a dream are we really happy?
Evolution has brought us so far
And still - look where we are
Creating life and taking life
All in the same conceited breath
We are appointing ourselves to gods
Whereas declaring him for dead
If this is the best we can be
Then please let it end with me
Evolution has brought us so far…

And by the thawing winds of the morning sun,
I pray that our existence will be washed away by dawn

Let the tide rise above
Under a sea of our own greed
Oh but I still can’t see
How this evolution has brought us so far
Creating life and taking life
But denying the results and continue to thrive
I am raising myself to god (but god is dead)
Cause this is the best I can be (and still I'm disappointed)
We have reached our goal (but we will never be satisifed)
Our purposed has been served (and still we continue to thrive)
But still I can’t believe that this is the existence that shall be
We are not the existence that shall be (I can't believe)

If this is the best we can be
Then please let it end with me

I am disappointed in us, I am disappointed in me
If we’re not here for a reason, what is the existence that shall be?
Is this really the best that we can be?
Then please have mercy and let it end with me
Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24899 on: June 19, 2018, 10:25:34 AM »
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Damn it’s so earnest and beautiful it becomes hilarious

Home videos are now insta edits - brave new world
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I felt like I gatecrashed his home slide show.
not too mad. Home video insta edits are fun to make. Could have used a song that’s not in the iMovie library and made it more candid.