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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25170 on: August 29, 2018, 11:53:30 AM »


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25171 on: August 30, 2018, 06:22:17 AM »
Finally I can afford to show the people I went to high school with that I really am high class.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25172 on: August 30, 2018, 12:24:46 PM »

Oldie but goodie

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25173 on: August 31, 2018, 08:59:33 AM »
I had a odd and lucid dream last night where I was driving down the road with some friends. I was driving illegally with a suspended license, and was super paranoid that I was going to go to jail if I was pulled over by police. Sure enough, a cop pulls up behind me on the highway in a SUV. I tell my friends in the car that I'm fucked, I'm going to jail! The police car is aggressively trying to pull me over and I inevitability oblige. 

I'm freaking out thinking I'm going to jail. The lady cop walks up to my window looking mean as fuck. Seconds are turning into minutes, and it feels so real. Suddenly, she quickly pulls out from behind her back a paper bag and asks me.. "Hey! Do you want a Burrito?"

We ended up just chilling with the lady cop and her partner and had a great time. What a relief  LOL

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25174 on: September 02, 2018, 09:32:46 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25175 on: September 03, 2018, 01:07:36 AM »
the simply loveleh shit is a bit cringey most of the time but this got me. cant beat slapstick

http://simplylovleybrotherhood.co.uk/videos/clown.html

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25176 on: September 03, 2018, 03:26:54 PM »


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25177 on: September 04, 2018, 07:58:37 PM »
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25178 on: September 04, 2018, 08:08:29 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25179 on: September 04, 2018, 08:11:17 PM »

I wonder where they could have ever gotten an idea like this one from...

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25180 on: September 05, 2018, 04:33:12 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25182 on: September 08, 2018, 08:42:57 AM »
  My buddie recounted a story.  He worked with a vet clinic and was driving by the beach with 5 dogs in the back and he saw that the surf was sick and decided to get out and surf for 3 barrels, anyway ended up surfing all day (as you do) and when he came in all the dogs had died from heat exhaustion.   The other story he told was about "the bomber" who would shit into a towel at house parties and throw it in the dryer.   
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25183 on: September 08, 2018, 09:06:13 AM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25184 on: September 09, 2018, 10:06:30 AM »
#whodrewthedicks
i was not vaccinated as a child and i turned out fine.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25185 on: September 09, 2018, 10:30:44 AM »
  My buddie recounted a story.  He worked with a vet clinic and was driving by the beach with 5 dogs in the back and he saw that the surf was sick and decided to get out and surf for 3 barrels, anyway ended up surfing all day (as you do) and when he came in all the dogs had died from heat exhaustion. 
Read this, thought I accidentally entered the not stoked on thread, double checked and had a weird heavy laugh

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25186 on: September 09, 2018, 11:02:01 AM »
#whodrewthedicks

this comment made e laugh today

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25187 on: September 10, 2018, 09:44:13 AM »
  My buddie recounted a story.  He worked with a vet clinic and was driving by the beach with 5 dogs in the back and he saw that the surf was sick and decided to get out and surf for 3 barrels, anyway ended up surfing all day (as you do) and when he came in all the dogs had died from heat exhaustion. 
Read this, thought I accidentally entered the not stoked on thread, double checked and had a weird heavy laugh
   This is interesting cause thats how I'd describe how I laughed when it was told to me.  My buddy says bro alot and other hawaiinisms when telling stories which makes them even
funnier somehow. 
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25188 on: September 10, 2018, 12:47:50 PM »
that dead dogs story was hilarious but this article by an heroic child molester is funny to be today.
http://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nemjwq/my-gay-prison-gang-fights-neo-nazis

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25189 on: September 10, 2018, 06:19:18 PM »
I always find prison stories interesting, but why'd they even publish something from a scumbag like that?


The new Baked Alaska video:
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25190 on: September 13, 2018, 03:08:04 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25191 on: September 14, 2018, 12:06:13 AM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25192 on: September 15, 2018, 09:55:12 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25193 on: September 17, 2018, 09:04:50 PM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25194 on: September 18, 2018, 03:56:57 PM »
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25195 on: September 18, 2018, 04:07:51 PM »
Swam around a bunch of cliffs in the ocean today, and my friend swam in cause he had it figured that some boys were syphoning his fuel and when I came in he was like "they left matches on the ground",  "Look there s diesel on the steering wheel." And "There's something fucking backwards about my car dude.". He was just tripping tho. But he was thinking for a bit that random people were trying to burn his car down.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25196 on: September 18, 2018, 05:42:08 PM »
(joke for the waiters) what did the leper say to the prostitute?  -keep the tip.
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25197 on: September 18, 2018, 05:49:08 PM »
my work noticed ive been wearing a hat almost saily
so they gave me a hat with their logo on it...
its a fucking flexfit

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25198 on: September 18, 2018, 08:37:12 PM »
I think the Huf hat I've been wearing a bunch this summer is a flexfit? Have I been blowing it?

I'm gonna steal that Gotti movie off the internet this weekend and drunkenly watch it.

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