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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24990 on: August 30, 2018, 12:24:46 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24991 on: August 31, 2018, 08:59:33 AM »
I had a odd and lucid dream last night where I was driving down the road with some friends. I was driving illegally with a suspended license, and was super paranoid that I was going to go to jail if I was pulled over by police. Sure enough, a cop pulls up behind me on the highway in a SUV. I tell my friends in the car that I'm fucked, I'm going to jail! The police car is aggressively trying to pull me over and I inevitability oblige. 

I'm freaking out thinking I'm going to jail. The lady cop walks up to my window looking mean as fuck. Seconds are turning into minutes, and it feels so real. Suddenly, she quickly pulls out from behind her back a paper bag and asks me.. "Hey! Do you want a Burrito?"

We ended up just chilling with the lady cop and her partner and had a great time. What a relief  LOL

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24992 on: September 02, 2018, 09:32:46 AM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24993 on: September 03, 2018, 01:07:36 AM »
the simply loveleh shit is a bit cringey most of the time but this got me. cant beat slapstick

http://simplylovleybrotherhood.co.uk/videos/clown.html

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24994 on: September 03, 2018, 03:26:54 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24995 on: September 04, 2018, 07:58:37 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24996 on: September 04, 2018, 08:08:29 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qypQLesaKXg
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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24997 on: September 04, 2018, 08:11:17 PM »
https://youtu.be/ijn8qGJx4dk
I wonder where they could have ever gotten an idea like this one from...

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #24998 on: September 05, 2018, 04:33:12 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25000 on: September 08, 2018, 08:42:57 AM »
  My buddie recounted a story.  He worked with a vet clinic and was driving by the beach with 5 dogs in the back and he saw that the surf was sick and decided to get out and surf for 3 barrels, anyway ended up surfing all day (as you do) and when he came in all the dogs had died from heat exhaustion.   The other story he told was about "the bomber" who would shit into a towel at house parties and throw it in the dryer.   
« Last Edit: September 08, 2018, 09:04:42 AM by givecigstosurfgroms »
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25002 on: September 09, 2018, 10:06:30 AM »
#whodrewthedicks

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25003 on: September 09, 2018, 10:30:44 AM »
  My buddie recounted a story.  He worked with a vet clinic and was driving by the beach with 5 dogs in the back and he saw that the surf was sick and decided to get out and surf for 3 barrels, anyway ended up surfing all day (as you do) and when he came in all the dogs had died from heat exhaustion. 
Read this, thought I accidentally entered the not stoked on thread, double checked and had a weird heavy laugh

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25004 on: September 09, 2018, 11:02:01 AM »
#whodrewthedicks

this comment made e laugh today

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25005 on: September 10, 2018, 09:44:13 AM »
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  My buddie recounted a story.  He worked with a vet clinic and was driving by the beach with 5 dogs in the back and he saw that the surf was sick and decided to get out and surf for 3 barrels, anyway ended up surfing all day (as you do) and when he came in all the dogs had died from heat exhaustion. 
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Read this, thought I accidentally entered the not stoked on thread, double checked and had a weird heavy laugh
   This is interesting cause thats how I'd describe how I laughed when it was told to me.  My buddy says bro alot and other hawaiinisms when telling stories which makes them even
funnier somehow. 
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25006 on: September 10, 2018, 12:47:50 PM »
that dead dogs story was hilarious but this article by an heroic child molester is funny to be today.
http://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nemjwq/my-gay-prison-gang-fights-neo-nazis

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25007 on: September 10, 2018, 06:19:18 PM »
I always find prison stories interesting, but why'd they even publish something from a scumbag like that?


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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25011 on: September 17, 2018, 09:04:50 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25012 on: September 18, 2018, 03:56:57 PM »

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25013 on: September 18, 2018, 04:07:51 PM »
Swam around a bunch of cliffs in the ocean today, and my friend swam in cause he had it figured that some boys were syphoning his fuel and when I came in he was like "they left matches on the ground",  "Look there s diesel on the steering wheel." And "There's something fucking backwards about my car dude.". He was just tripping tho. But he was thinking for a bit that random people were trying to burn his car down.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2018, 04:15:48 PM by givecigstosurfgroms »
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25014 on: September 18, 2018, 05:42:08 PM »
(joke for the waiters) what did the leper say to the prostitute?  -keep the tip.
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25015 on: September 18, 2018, 05:49:08 PM »
my work noticed ive been wearing a hat almost saily
so they gave me a hat with their logo on it...
its a fucking flexfit

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25016 on: September 18, 2018, 08:37:12 PM »
I think the Huf hat I've been wearing a bunch this summer is a flexfit? Have I been blowing it?

I'm gonna steal that Gotti movie off the internet this weekend and drunkenly watch it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoTCTA5vjC8

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25017 on: September 19, 2018, 02:58:30 PM »
I think the Huf hat I've been wearing a bunch this summer is a flexfit? Have I been blowing it?

my brain is totally fried right now and i read this as "huf declaring this the summer of the flexfit".

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25018 on: September 19, 2018, 03:31:56 PM »
...I think a homie like broke up with me today lol.

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Re: things that made you laugh today
« Reply #25019 on: September 19, 2018, 03:44:22 PM »
Check out this goofy Ipath hat from like 2003, that I just found while unpacking some stuff:

I used to wear it in middle school and try to bone out my shitty ollies, thinking I looked just like Kenny Reed skating. I still kinda like the colors though.

Also, my cat got himself stuck in a 7-11 bag, and I had to rescue him.