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Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« on: April 01, 2008, 08:15:56 AM »

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 08:17:04 AM »
Damian is not going to be happy about this April fools prank.
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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 09:39:13 AM »
yeah, sexx tape i made with her, hasn't leaked yet. deep dickin to some she and him tunes

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 09:49:53 AM »
I am at work, and I still prayed that this was true.. even though down deep I knew it would never be. She has way to much class anyway.

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 10:20:27 AM »
All of these april fools threads have gotme on an emotional rollercoaster.

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 10:25:33 AM »
Orly?

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 10:30:54 AM »
fuck you fuck you up the ass with a paddle i'm so bummed
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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 10:39:02 AM »
im dissappointed

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 04:03:29 PM »

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 06:35:03 PM »
i think in weeds she gives someone a handjob....

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 08:30:13 PM »
All of these april fools threads have gotme on an emotional rollercoaster.
I clicked this thread so fast, and before it loaded, I remembered what day it was. April fools day has never been so cruel.

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 06:07:20 AM »
i think in weeds she gives someone a handjob....

is that show any good?

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 06:48:41 AM »
The show has its moments.. people on here seem to be pretty stoked on it. It is an entertaining watch, thats for sure.




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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 09:21:23 AM »
i think in weeds she gives someone a handjob....

yes, she did...and it was fucking hot (as suspected).



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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 09:34:12 AM »
Motherfuck that pale bitch, paler than vicodin, fuck seeing a roadmap of veins on the pale.

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Re: Zooey Deschanel Sex Tape
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2008, 09:53:28 AM »
dear fred, i enjoy killing the clit of wifey, mrs. zooey deschanel-rowe. i enjoy eating extravagant blt sandwiches, no tomato, triple bacon, in the morning with her, while i brew us tea. i enjoy getting a beej as part of my hangover solutions, too. i actually also enjoy licking the trail of her veins, and nibbling on her earlobe, while she tells me about movie roles. hell, ill even sit and listen to her talk about her sister. but i do not enjoy you patronizing wifey in such a manner. nuh uh. unnecessary, gangstar, unnecessary.

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