dear fred, i enjoy killing the clit of wifey, mrs. zooey deschanel-rowe. i enjoy eating extravagant blt sandwiches, no tomato, triple bacon, in the morning with her, while i brew us tea. i enjoy getting a beej as part of my hangover solutions, too. i actually also enjoy licking the trail of her veins, and nibbling on her earlobe, while she tells me about movie roles. hell, ill even sit and listen to her talk about her sister. but i do not enjoy you patronizing wifey in such a manner. nuh uh. unnecessary, gangstar, unnecessary.
-the ace of base