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Skate Hole Issue #2
« on: April 01, 2008, 12:18:53 PM »
SKATEHOLE ISSUE #2
Introduction
It’s been a long month leading up to Issue 2. We’ve definitely taken advantage of the time, and we really hope that you like the finished product. If you have a problem with anything in this issue, let us know at [email protected], and we’ll take all of your suggestions to heart. We are also trying to start a letters section, so send us something when you get the chance. Another thing in the works will be the “art gallery”, where we showcase the best of all of your photos, illustrations, etc. Just remember to keep skating for fun and do it for yourself.-The Editor

This or That
Bearings or Bushings? You need both, person.
Big wheels or Small wheels? Big wheels.
Colored grip or Black grip? Black. I’m not gay.
Grind or Lords of Dogtown? Umm…
Steve Olson or Alex Olson? Both.
Kreeper Trucks or Seismic Trucks? Kreeper.
Photos or Sequences? Sequences.
Girl or Chocolate? Girls that give me Chocolate.
Birdhouse or World Industries? Uh, Neither.
Chris Nieratko or Dave Carnie? Nieratko.
Huf or Busenitz? Both.
Andy Macdonald or Danny Way? Andy all the way.
Natas spin or Bert slide? Natas slide.
A Time to Shine or First Love? The one with Chad Tim Tim.
“Don’t do it” or “Just do it”? “Don’t do it.
Mike Mo or P-Rod? Mike Mo.
Tampa Am or Tampa Pro? Tampa Am.
Let’s Live or Chichagof? Let’s Live
Jereme Rogers or Ryan Sheckler? Oh shit.

Skate Video Reviews
The crop of videos this month may not quite compare to those of last month, but there were a few notable ones showcased here. If you don’t like any mentioned in this issue, just remember that videos like Mind Field, Extremely Sorry, The Now, and so on are just around the corner.

Let’s Live
Let’s Live was one of two videos from 2007 to have explosions in the intro. Did Fully Flared steal their idea? Who knows? Anyway, this video is a tribute to Shane Cross, and does a whole lot to really show everyone what kind of person Shane Cross was. All of the Australia riders on the team talk about him and why he’ll be missed. Because of this, this video had quite a good vibe to it. In fact, the title “Let’s Live” is one of the many memorable quotes of Shane Cross. Besides that whole aspect of it, there is also a ton of amazing skating in this video, as well as some really nice editing, and some interesting introductions to each person’s part. The way everything is put together will have you watching this video again and again. If you don’t have $26 to spend on a DVD, you can still cop it off iTunes for $2. Believe me, its more than worth it.

Goin’ Bananas
Knowing about the whole “Don’t do it” campaign that Birdo has been leading for years, I was expecting this video to do a lot of preaching, but other than maybe a little bit in the introduction, I was happy to see that the focus was solely on some Grade A skateboarding. The skits kept me entertained, and really had me wishing there were more of them. One of the most refreshingly different/ funny things in this video had to be Kyle Berard’s music video part. You’ll just have to watch and see what that is all about. Now, in my true style, I’ll have to end this review by saying something corny. You’ll go bananas for this one.

Shred the Gnar
This is the second Hotwax video. For those of you who don’t know what this means, it is basically a video featuring Chris Cole and a bunch of his friends that happen to have exceptional talent at skating. It is very much in the name of fun, including guys that go by the names of Tom Asta, Chachi, Teemo Justin Pomp, Ian Berry, Jeremy Wieland, Chris Cole, and Kyle Frederick. Pick up this video if you’re curious. If you’ve lost sight of the fun side of skateboarding, this one is for you.

The Bacon Video
Bacon skateboards, which I believe has had a few ads in some smaller magazines, has recently put out their very first video, complete with all the death metal you can handle, and more, which gets to be a bit much after a while. Of course, there were definitely other parts of the video that had some decent music. You probably have not heard of any of these guys, but that doesn’t matter all that much. What they all have in common is the ability to shred the hell out of any bowl/ pool/ concrete park they can get their hands on. By the end of this video, I was craving a ‘crete park sesh myself. If you are looking for a breath of fresh air, head on over to skateboardermag.com and download this video.


“Aren’t We Trendy”
The Flavor:Cherry
The Song: “Everything is Happening so fast” by MGMT
The Trick: 360 Flip
The Brand: Lakai
The Pants: Brown Chords
The Utensil: Fork
The TV Show: The Simpsons
The Non-Skating Website: netvibes.com
The New Black: Blue
The Truck: Independent
The Snack: Slim Jims
The Terrain: Mini-Ramp
The Gimmick: Foldable Skateboards
The Water: Deer Park
The Fast Food: Chick-fil-a

Wall of Fame
Website of the Month: woodencotton.com
Quite possible one of the best things a small skate related company could ask for. Wooden Cotton is an idea I wish I had though of myself. It helps get the word out there about the little guys who might not have the advertising dollars to help promote themselves. Check this site out, and while you’re at it, help support the companies showcased within.

Employee of the Month: Chris Nieratko
This one goes out to Chris, the co-owner of NJ skateshop, one of the realest shops on the east coast. You may also know of him from the now defunct magazine “Big Brother”. He gets recognition this month for not being afraid of offending anybody within the skate industry. Of course, Chris had always been awesome like this, but his speech at the recent Adidas Tim O’Connor roast just served to remind me how awesome a fellow he is. Keep on doing what you’re doing, Chris.

Board Graphic of the Month: “Blank” by Skate Mental
Amid the whole blanks versus branded boards debate, Skate Mental finds a way to make fun of the entire industry’s quarrels by creating the “Blank” deck, a deck that literally just has the word blank written on it. If only the rest of the industry had this same sense of humor.

Failure
This award goes to Yocaher’s aluminum skateboards. In theory it’s a great idea. Unless you verge on breaking the 400 pound weight limit, these things are literally unbreakable. Of course, that is really the only thing these boards have got going for them, because if you’ve ever skated one, you’ll know that they suck away almost all of your pop, making regular everyday tricks seem like a chore. These things are also loud as hell. If the inability to perform basic tricks doesn’t bother you, the constant clanking of the deck against the trucks certainly will. So, to sum it all up, there’s a reason our boards are still made of wood. Save your $60 and buy yourself something nice.

Skate Trivia
1.What skate video contained the song “Ayo for Yayo” by Andre Nickatina?

2.Whose mega ramp did Danny Way do and El Camino body varial on for a sequence in Transworld?

3.What is the name of the newest company to be run out of Black Box Distribution?

4.How many pro model shoes has Danny Garcia had with eS footwear?

5.What board company does Ron Allen ride for?

Stumped yet? Don’t worry, because we’ll be revealing the answers to these questions in next month’s issue. Stay tuned.

The End
All good things must come to an end. This issue might not be any good, but it must come to an end as well. Fear not, though, because we promise to return next month with a few more tricks up our sleeves. As always, we would love to hear from all of our readers. You can drop us a line at [email protected]. If we receive enough emails on a regular basis, we will probably look into adding a letters section in the mag, and we might also have a separate section as well that is strictly devoted to questions that you choose to ask us. Thank you to everyone that has given us feedback of any kind, whether it be positive of negative. Good bye for now, and keep on skating.
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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 12:24:15 PM »
is there anyway i can cancel my subscription?

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 12:34:28 PM »
nope.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 12:37:06 PM »
Well you definitely stepped up you editor game

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 12:38:04 PM »
is there anyway i can cancel my subscription?
the ignore button

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 12:40:53 PM »
Andy Macdonald over Danny? That was a joke, right?
Yes.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 12:43:45 PM »
did you make the questions at the top for the purpose of you giving neither of the answers, or both of them?
RIP Van

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 12:44:33 PM »
can't believe I read all of that AGAIN....

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 12:45:46 PM »
Aren't magazines supposed to get better with time, or is that wine?

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 12:45:53 PM »
Wait, we have to answer the questions under skate trivia, right? So exciting !

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 12:55:23 PM »
great issue as always

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 12:56:11 PM »
I really dig your magazine and all, but i just got my first issue in the mail, and it didn't come with the free skate tool/one-size-fits-all beanie/one-size-fits-all t-shirt. What gives? You could've at least sent me a sticker pack or an iron-on decal to make my own shirt.



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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 01:14:38 PM »

This or That
Bearings or Bushings? You need both, person.
Big wheels or Small wheels? Big wheels.
Colored grip or Black grip? Black. I’m not gay.
Grind or Lords of Dogtown? Umm…
Steve Olson or Alex Olson? Both.
Kreeper Trucks or Seismic Trucks? Kreeper.
Photos or Sequences? Sequences.
Girl or Chocolate? Girls that give me Chocolate.
Birdhouse or World Industries? Uh, Neither.
Chris Nieratko or Dave Carnie? Nieratko.
Huf or Busenitz? Both.
Andy Macdonald or Danny Way? Andy all the way.
Natas spin or Bert slide? Natas slide.
A Time to Shine or First Love? The one with Chad Tim Tim.
“Don’t do it” or “Just do it”? “Don’t do it.
Mike Mo or P-Rod? Mike Mo.
Tampa Am or Tampa Pro? Tampa Am.
Let’s Live or Chichagof? Let’s Live
Jereme Rogers or Ryan Sheckler? Oh shit.


so you made up the questions and the answers?  is this like your pretend mag?

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 01:17:33 PM »
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This or That
Bearings or Bushings? You need both, person.
Big wheels or Small wheels? Big wheels.
Colored grip or Black grip? Black. I’m not gay.
Grind or Lords of Dogtown? Umm…
Steve Olson or Alex Olson? Both.
Kreeper Trucks or Seismic Trucks? Kreeper.
Photos or Sequences? Sequences.
Girl or Chocolate? Girls that give me Chocolate.
Birdhouse or World Industries? Uh, Neither.
Chris Nieratko or Dave Carnie? Nieratko.
Huf or Busenitz? Both.
Andy Macdonald or Danny Way? Andy all the way.
Natas spin or Bert slide? Natas slide.
A Time to Shine or First Love? The one with Chad Tim Tim.
“Don’t do it” or “Just do it”? “Don’t do it.
Mike Mo or P-Rod? Mike Mo.
Tampa Am or Tampa Pro? Tampa Am.
Let’s Live or Chichagof? Let’s Live
Jereme Rogers or Ryan Sheckler? Oh shit.

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so you made up the questions and the answers?  is this like your pretend mag?

if thats the case, he clearly calls himself a person.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 01:46:44 PM »
What? you're gonna use this in your portfolio for a job application at slap?

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 01:47:01 PM »
is this some kind of new level of sarcasm i am not aware of yet?
I used to post

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 01:47:12 PM »
if thats the case, he clearly calls himself a person.
I myself know I am awesome, but I have to reign it in some time. I'd hate to be some cocky asshole that thinks I'm better than everyone else.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 01:48:57 PM »
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if thats the case, he clearly calls himself a person.
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I myself know I am awesome, but I have to reign it in some time. I'd hate to be some cocky asshole that thinks I'm better than everyone else.

holy shit, this magazine is interactive

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 02:21:27 PM »
the fuck is a skatehole?

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 02:30:20 PM »
I’m not gay.

Who are you trying to convince here, us or yourself?

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 03:08:23 PM »
Pathetic, just pathetic.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2008, 03:12:37 PM »
jeez i was taking it easy on you and giving you credit for doing something that i guess you could call productive, but then you come back with that wack ass comment.

this was my favorite part


Stumped yet? Don’t worry, because we’ll be revealing the answers to these questions in next month’s issue. Stay tuned.
 

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2008, 04:05:38 PM »
there is no way that you posted the first one a month ago.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2008, 04:18:31 PM »
i never did get my coupon
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2008, 04:21:16 PM »
I haven't got waist-deep in this issue yet, but i dipped my toe in, and boy is the water fine.  Skatehole for life.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2008, 04:48:22 PM »


Does it make sense posting an online magazine or whatever you want to call it on another skateboard mag's website.
Isnt that a conflict of interest.
You know I almost felt bad for calling you out on your first post of this.
But now i just feel it was well deserved.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2008, 04:57:34 PM »
Who's on the imaginary cover, what are they doing, and will it be included in the next cover showdown?

Also, please include imaginary photo credits so it's all legit.

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2008, 05:03:11 PM »
I love butthole magazine

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2008, 05:15:32 PM »
Who's on the imaginary cover, what are they doing, and will it be included in the next cover showdown?

Also, please include imaginary photo credits so it's all legit.

i guess since it is just the one post, the cover should just be a quote of that.  sure beats a fisheye below the handrail photo, a blurry powerslide or vov vurnquist,

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Re: Skate Hole Issue #2
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2008, 05:33:19 PM »