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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #120 on: April 06, 2008, 08:42:30 AM »
i just had an image of doug brown sharing a cell with andy roy.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #121 on: April 06, 2008, 08:45:34 AM »
I'm betting that we still don't know who the real BB is... I think he set up a dual layered fake identity, and he's actually a rowdy Irishman living in Montana. That "Chris in Canada" thing is really clever... I mean, I'm genetically Irish as well, and just the other day "Chris" was telling me that he got blacked out drunk... tell us the truth Brooklyn!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #122 on: April 06, 2008, 09:35:00 AM »
"Even the pros seemed to be thinking, “Who the hell is this guy?”"

trust me, its not just the pros....


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« Reply #123 on: April 06, 2008, 09:36:38 AM »
I'm genetically Irish

hey, want a free, lightly used copy of "mick: the real michael collins"?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #124 on: April 06, 2008, 10:07:30 AM »
is it true that doug brown starred, directed and filmed 2girls1finger??

http://2girls1cup-video.info/2girls1finger.html

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« Reply #125 on: April 06, 2008, 10:12:21 AM »
I'm betting that we still don't know who the real BB is... I think he set up a dual layered fake identity, and he's actually a rowdy Irishman living in Montana. That "Chris in Canada" thing is really clever... I mean, I'm genetically Irish as well, and just the other day "Chris" was telling me that he got blacked out drunk... tell us the truth Brooklyn!


Some days I wonder all of this myself.


Actually, last month, I thought I got an STD. I got real mad with my girlfriend. I was like, "Ugh... You cheated on me and gave me gonorrhea... It's over between us." She said we go to the clinic and check what it actually is.

I go to walk in, and wait half an hour. Eventually, I see the doctor, and I whip down my boxers and go, "I have fucking STD's, don't I?!"

Well, I leave the room with my prescription, and as I wait, the wife says, "What was it?" and I go, "I'll tell you when we get outside."

I get my precription, and walk out. I look at the wife, and say, "I have gonorrhea... I cheated on you last weekend..."

Her face goes pale, and she almost drops dead in her tracks.


I go, "Nah, I just had a gnarly case of jock itch. It's from doing all those sit ups last week."


Still to this day, she insists the joke was not funny, but getting jock itch for your first time is like losing your virginity. You feel like such a man.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #126 on: April 06, 2008, 11:53:53 AM »
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
sounds like your roomate sponsored himself
No, I actually met the dude who is "sponsoring" him. Its definitely not a legitimate pathway-to-pro-status type situation, but the dude gave him free boards, so he's hyped.
The whole "sponsored" thing has become a joke with us. Go up to him at a park and be like "You are soooooo good, are you sponsored?"
    "Yeah, but I can't keep talking to you right now, I'm sponsored."

If Doug Brown is taking his shit off of the web, and we have successfully chased this kook's money grubbing ass out of skateboarding, then the messageboards are definitely a good thing.
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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« Reply #127 on: April 06, 2008, 12:26:25 PM »
Fuck, I might as well be pro, and not that many industry heads have seen my video. 

Fuck, I might as well be pro, and not that many industry heads have seen my video. 

Fuck, I might as well be pro, and not that many industry heads have seen my video. 

Fuck, I might as well be pro, and not that many industry heads have seen my video. 

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #128 on: April 06, 2008, 12:49:00 PM »
^I was about to post that. Now I'm just kinda posting in a soon to be classic slap thread.

ps: that autobiography was too much for me to handle. stopped reading after the very first paragraph. Gave me the worst case of icecold internet 2nd hand embarassment shivers this year.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #129 on: April 06, 2008, 01:12:14 PM »
Now I'm just kinda posting in a soon to be classic slap thread.

I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #130 on: April 06, 2008, 05:13:15 PM »
Skate and Create vs. Sober Mind Power?

Skating needs more forced memes.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #131 on: April 06, 2008, 05:26:50 PM »
Alright, I don't want to take hot dumps on everyone's parade, but I don't think beautifull is Doug Brown.

This is the profile from the blog BB posted: http://www.blogger.com/profile/00459277365252075669. This other Doug Brown says he's a 23 year old guy in the fashion industry who is "really not that important." The real Doug Brown is a 30 something year old dude and I don't think he would ever admit to being unimportant. AND, Doug Brown doesn't list Puma as a sponsor.

I've always thought that beautifull was too ridiculous to be anything but a fake account, but for a second I realized that Doug Brown is ridiculous enough to fill that role. It just doesn't add up though.

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« Reply #132 on: April 06, 2008, 05:31:35 PM »
so what are the chances that a guy named Doug Brown posts this picture on his blog.




and the guy using the photo here won't admit to anything?



For a guy avoiding all the questions, I'm pretty sure he'd make another alias just for a blog. He does look stupid enough to keep the same name, though.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #133 on: April 06, 2008, 05:38:15 PM »
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
sounds like your roomate sponsored himself
No, I actually met the dude who is "sponsoring" him. Its definitely not a legitimate pathway-to-pro-status type situation, but the dude gave him free boards, so he's hyped.
The whole "sponsored" thing has become a joke with us. Go up to him at a park and be like "You are soooooo good, are you sponsored?"
    "Yeah, but I can't keep talking to you right now, I'm sponsored."

hahah, has he ever tried the "aye babe, you ever been w/ a sponsored skateboarder before?" line?

Man, I've gotten lakais monthly from a rep I've never met, who's never seen my "sponsor me video" or anything, for over four years, and other stuff from other companies here and there, all on the good word of one of my best friends who happens to run a shop

It's sorta weird explaining to kids that're better than me, and want to persue skateboarding that I get helped out just cause someone put in a good word for me, and that no one within Lakai above the rep's ever heard my name.

Stoked for your friend, though. I'm seeing a lot of real sick local companies springing up left and right, hopefully it'll be a cool situation. But how the fuck did he hook that up? Did he just drunkenly talk the tm/owner into hookin him up? If so that's more commendable than the above listed methods hahah
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #134 on: April 06, 2008, 05:42:33 PM »
the coincidence is just too much. it's insane.
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #135 on: April 06, 2008, 06:51:06 PM »
Well, he knows about this because dougbrownskate.com isnt working now and he took all his videos off youtube. 

Except this one, $5 is a small price to pay for an exzibit of such indubitable magitude


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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #136 on: April 06, 2008, 06:53:15 PM »
Well, he knows about this because dougbrownskate.com isnt working now and he took all his videos off youtube. 

Except this one, $5 is a small price to pay for an exzibit of such indubitable magitude


Crowd is huge

Totally. he must have made at least 30 bucks.

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I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.



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« Reply #141 on: April 07, 2008, 07:31:29 AM »
Well, he knows about this because dougbrownskate.com isnt working now and he took all his videos off youtube. 

come on!  my local shop was a phone call away from booking doug to appear for a picture/autograph session.  they're gonna be bummed :(

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« Reply #142 on: April 07, 2008, 08:34:37 AM »
Wow, I took the weekend off of the board, and I missed alot. You guys do some damn fine work.
I'm so stoked on this thread!
Doug we know you're lurking, create a real account, and redeem yourself like JT did.

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« Reply #143 on: April 07, 2008, 09:26:49 AM »
I heard he burned his biggest fan in half with a smile and a wink and the kid was wearing full pads

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #144 on: April 07, 2008, 09:37:05 AM »
so what are the chances that a guy named Doug Brown posts this picture on his blog.




and the guy using the photo here won't admit to anything?



For a guy avoiding all the questions, I'm pretty sure he'd make another alias just for a blog. He does look stupid enough to keep the same name, though.
maybe doug took this picture from Beautifuls account on here?
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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« Reply #145 on: April 07, 2008, 09:43:02 AM »
all his videos are off youtube, but doug took the time to upload them all to his myspace:

<a href="http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownskate">http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownskate</a>

and i thought i'd never see his "contagious smile" again.  one of the comments i noticed was:
"Doug lets do something this weekend, just to skate, no publicity."  he could've just said "no self-filming this time"

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« Reply #146 on: April 07, 2008, 09:49:56 AM »
I want to be totally delusional and live in a fantasy world, too

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« Reply #147 on: April 07, 2008, 09:52:33 AM »
all his videos are off youtube, but doug took the time to upload them all to his myspace:

<a href="http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownskate">http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownskate</a>

and i thought i'd never see his "contagious smile" again.  one of the comments i noticed was:
"Doug lets do something this weekend, just to skate, no publicity."  he could've just said "no self-filming this time"
damn reading all those comments people left was kind of insane, seems like people actually like the dude or something, dont they realize what a box of tools he is...he definately is a boy toucher...the list of sponsors is the best!
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #148 on: April 07, 2008, 09:57:21 AM »

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« Reply #149 on: April 07, 2008, 10:04:24 AM »
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