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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #90 on: April 04, 2008, 05:58:03 AM »
Shit, I'm sorry, there are just to many




the guy's put out a shitload of cd's.


lol, i you turn this pic sideways it looks like he's dancing a ho-down

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #91 on: April 04, 2008, 06:04:08 AM »
Hey Guys!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #92 on: April 04, 2008, 07:22:48 AM »
NO DOUG, IT'S TO CRAZY!!!


this had me laughing for at least 7 minutes.


haha that comment above the photo had me lauging

and look whos holding the thing up, some weird confused 90's breakdancing suburbian wiggers
"guys, guys, coem over here, Doug Brown is going to bomb drop off of 20 bread pallets"

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #93 on: April 04, 2008, 08:48:05 AM »
i think chuck norris has finally met his match.....  round house kick vs miller flips, all bets are off!!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #94 on: April 04, 2008, 09:23:16 AM »
This is too much. I will not be taking my son to any Doug Brown demos. Everybody knows the Mazda Miata is the new kidnapper van.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #95 on: April 04, 2008, 09:27:41 AM »
Take him! He needs to learn what a douchebag is at some point. And what better way to show him then Doug Brown in his natural skatepark habitat. Ideally it will be some sort of set up in a hockey arena or something.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #96 on: April 04, 2008, 09:34:19 AM »
I gotta hear some of his tunes.  What kind of sick individual would own the whole Doug Brown discography. 

This is sadly lacking in the tunage: http://www.myspace.com/dougbrownzone 
but it does advertise:

Limited Edition - Doug Brown's Plugged In Christmas
26 Traditional Christmas songs performed and arranged by Doug Brown

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #97 on: April 04, 2008, 09:52:56 AM »
One thing that is for sure, this dude has been BUSY, but you'd think with all the fame and the money heed do one thing.
Get those god dmaned  teeth fixed! wtf!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #98 on: April 04, 2008, 01:46:21 PM »
How awesome would it be to find out every skate photo on his site was taken with a tripod and time delay?

If not, I wanna meet that photographer because you know that guy is a total kook as well.

*Note:  Anytime you see a "pro" with a Sobe shirt on be very, very suspicious.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #99 on: April 04, 2008, 03:11:46 PM »
classic slap?

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« Reply #100 on: April 04, 2008, 03:58:20 PM »
classic slap?

Classic when Beautifull finally posts.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #101 on: April 04, 2008, 05:43:43 PM »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #102 on: April 04, 2008, 11:28:35 PM »

how is this guy pro ??? i really dont get it.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #103 on: April 04, 2008, 11:32:34 PM »
How are you sponsored guy le douche?

Show me some of your footage... not the skating type.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #104 on: April 05, 2008, 01:02:36 AM »
LOL I assure you Doug Brown didn't write that WTF

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #105 on: April 05, 2008, 06:51:09 AM »

how is this guy pro ??? i really dont get it.

it's not like he's pro for some big name company, but still.

he just needs to stick to his local skatewave park and be the nice guy all the 7-14 year old skaters look up to.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #106 on: April 05, 2008, 09:56:46 AM »
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #107 on: April 05, 2008, 10:12:56 AM »
Beautifull

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Fuck! where has he been?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #108 on: April 05, 2008, 10:22:54 AM »
Beyond his amazing on board skills, Doug Brown wrote, directed, produced, and starred in the feature film "Nun Raper: Bad Habitz".

He was really good in that!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #109 on: April 05, 2008, 10:57:22 AM »
i think the fact that beautifull hasn't posted yet solidifies the fact that... he is doug brown

this is insane! hahaha
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #110 on: April 05, 2008, 11:51:29 AM »
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #111 on: April 05, 2008, 01:42:09 PM »
Beautifull

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Fuck! where has he been?

prob bummed that he has yet to reach pal status....

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #112 on: April 05, 2008, 05:24:46 PM »
BEAUTIFULL!!! MAKE A FUCKING POST!!!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #113 on: April 05, 2008, 06:29:50 PM »
So, to "make it" in the skating biz you can either

-rip and know someone w/ a company
-enter the contest arena and never leave
-put out a pj ladd/jimmy mcdonald quality homie vid part and weasle your way in

or...

just tell everyone you're pro untill it's regarded as truth?

My roommate came home wasted from the bars llast night with a bunch of boards and stickers, he walked in the door and said "I lost my wallet somewhere out there, but I'm sponsored now, so I guess its ok."
I guess that is a way too? Sponsorship in reality is totally retarded.
sounds like your roomate sponsored himself
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #114 on: April 06, 2008, 07:15:15 AM »
Damn, all of Doug's vids have been removed. Fucking lame... I've seen them already, but it sucks (and is sort of a blessing) for those that haven't.

Now, if Doug weren't passing himself off as a pro, or inserting so much ego wrapped up in a guise of being humble, but rather being shits and giggles, he'd probably be fun to ride with. But the dude is incredibly full of himself (as I gathered from some of his self-written bios).

A good friend of mine that runs a skate-dedicated site sent me these links:
http://www.skateabsolute.com/sk8board/proteam/dougbrown/dougbrown.html

http://www.skateamerica.com/sitemap/content/pages/Doug-Brown-Bio---Skateboarder-5068.html

...that same good friend mentioned that they had recieved an email from Doug's manager, in which the manager claimed that Doug had been "featured" in Thrasher. It turns out that he had actually made it into Photograffiti. Pure awesome.

Homie knows how to milk it. I wonder if he makes enough off his sponsors to not have to have a day job?
« Last Edit: April 06, 2008, 08:16:43 AM by grimcity »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #115 on: April 06, 2008, 07:39:41 AM »
highlights include:


"To this day, I maintain that my days of doing shoulder spins and “the robot” greatly benefited my skateboarding."

"Looking back I can see I was learning to communicate with my skating."

"In my blood I felt I was going to do something special and different,"

"My reputation at school morphed from the skater guy to the music guy".

"my cd was getting reviewed in lots of publications, the most notable being Scene Magazine. The jerk, I mean critic, went on how talented I was but slammed me for this and that. Actually, this was good practice for what was waiting for me in the future....   criticism made my skin very thick."

"Even the pros seemed to be thinking, “Who the hell is this guy?”"

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #116 on: April 06, 2008, 07:55:43 AM »
Quote
Looking back, those formative years made me who I am today.

Impeccable logic.



Actually, I want that whole bio in my sig.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #117 on: April 06, 2008, 08:31:32 AM »
BEAUTIFULL!!! MAKE A FUCKING POST!!!

just saw him post in the 'movies that made you cry' thread.  I wonder if he's check'd this one yet

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #118 on: April 06, 2008, 08:37:47 AM »
Well, he knows about this because dougbrownskate.com isnt working now and he took all his videos off youtube. 

Except this one, $5 is a small price to pay for an exzibit of such indubitable magitude

« Last Edit: April 06, 2008, 08:41:55 AM by schlegs »
That punk ass ginger is always rubbing one out somewhere on the perimiter of my property. Luckily got that net replaced before the kickflip into the mega QP. Nigga cant have no other man's substance touch his knee pad.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #119 on: April 06, 2008, 08:39:30 AM »
BEAUTIFULL!!! MAKE A FUCKING POST!!!

just saw him post in the 'movies that made you cry' thread.  I wonder if he's check'd this one yet

i think hes trying to play it off as if he is not doug brown or is in any way affiliated with the doug brown entity. hurry and clear things up man. its ok. you've been caught. your fake internet moniker can't save you know. you cant hate on bow-legged japanese skaters, or lie about going out with pro's ex-girlfriends anymore. brawler's identity was revealed, and he handled it like a champ. rawbertson has a deformed head (nothing to do with this topic):) its not too late.