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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #960 on: November 22, 2013, 01:13:43 PM »
Gay. Would you?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #961 on: December 03, 2013, 08:41:08 AM »
Gay. Would you?

GAY has been pretty vehement regarding his aversion to twinks.  As a straight male, I would fuck Doug Brown and not feel like my preferences had wandered too far off the path. It would be rad if I could post a pic of Dougie running around my house in one of my shirts in the Wiener Wallet thread.




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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #962 on: December 03, 2013, 02:47:29 PM »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #963 on: December 14, 2013, 01:43:03 PM »
In my family it's not Christmas until we gather around and listen to this (skip to 3:01):

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #964 on: March 13, 2014, 08:25:19 PM »
his new book looks great! Now i know how he got there!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #965 on: March 13, 2014, 08:56:20 PM »
New book and a man-purse sponsor.  Doug's finger-flipping the world by the balls these days.

I bet you could carry a box of Teddy Grahams and still have room to spare for a couple Yoo-Hoos in this motherfuck...
 

http://man-pack.com/2013/12/win-new-man-pack-doug-brown/

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #966 on: March 15, 2014, 07:20:06 AM »
hahaha

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #967 on: September 08, 2014, 02:33:11 PM »
Fucking new shredding DB footy. Seeing how good he could play those keys, I bet he's master at stroking the shaft.

Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #968 on: September 17, 2014, 09:44:20 AM »
There's a part of me that envies this sort of low-grade mental retardation and the chutzpa it grants to those who are blessed with it. In all seriousness, though, I'd probably have twice the STD's I have now if I didn't understand boundaries or basic tenants of dignity.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #969 on: December 27, 2014, 06:42:55 PM »
Holy shit 33 pages of "the guy that does boneless finger flips on tranny". Wow!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #970 on: December 29, 2014, 08:21:55 AM »
Ya'll haters better recognize! 

My boy Doug keeps it fresh

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #971 on: February 04, 2015, 05:21:42 AM »
^^bump

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #972 on: February 05, 2015, 02:02:16 PM »


It's hard out there for a pimp.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #973 on: February 05, 2015, 05:00:18 PM »


It's hard out there for a pimp.
Most athletes pose with their medals and trophys. Doug poses with all his event badges. It's like, "hey, look at how many people I have tricked into believing my bullshit".

BTW, I checked his online shop and he has a pro model board for sale with like 10 different companies. This man is the ultimate con artist, veiling his duplicitousness in a fine layer of naivete.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #974 on: February 05, 2015, 08:07:50 PM »
I like that he has a pass to a Prince concert.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #975 on: February 11, 2015, 01:16:33 AM »
Our boy Douglas making power moves with the shoe! Although from what I can gather, it's not a pro model, he's just holding up a random shoe.


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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #976 on: February 15, 2015, 01:37:27 PM »
I wish I was as stoked on myself as Doug is on himself.
do more yoga!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #977 on: February 17, 2015, 11:59:42 PM »
serious question- is doug a fag?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #978 on: February 18, 2015, 01:30:59 AM »
I wish I was as stoked on myself anything as Doug is on himself.
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #979 on: February 24, 2015, 05:42:08 PM »
Our boy Douglas making power moves with the shoe! Although from what I can gather, it's not a pro model, he's just holding up a random shoe.


I wanna film a part only wearing those
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #980 on: February 24, 2015, 07:58:32 PM »
Doug on that next level?



Nah... It is a pieced together sequence. He's leaning back like he is about to jump off in the 2nd and 3rd frame. Better work than his previously posed switch method which graces the front of his signature shampoo.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #981 on: February 25, 2015, 06:29:25 AM »
I wish I was as stoked on myself anything as Doug is on himself.

is he the kanye west of skateboarding?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #982 on: February 26, 2015, 01:56:28 AM »


Real shit.
"Was I a hero? Maybe to Hero, I was a hero." - Doug Brown

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #983 on: February 26, 2015, 02:06:48 AM »
Also, saw that Doug has sub-200 followers on Twitter, Instagram and YouTube. I always figured he had an audience of kids / parents / church groups at the very least. Is he just spouting his message into thin air?
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #984 on: February 26, 2015, 03:09:59 AM »
I wish I was as stoked on myself anything as Doug is on himself.

is he the kanye west of skateboarding?

Close but Kanye has a huge following.
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #985 on: February 26, 2015, 03:26:26 AM »


Real shit.

Fucking DB acting like people can't have worthless parents. Probably a bullshit story but if that actually happened, he's lucky he didn't get drilled by the dad having some 30 something year old dude just hop in the conversation like he knows it all.

Also, saw that Doug has sub-200 followers on Twitter, Instagram and YouTube. I always figured he had an audience of kids / parents / church groups at the very least. Is he just spouting his message into thin air?

Yeah I've never really understood this either, I'm pretty sure he never really leaves his state so he may have a little following there but that's it. I love how he always disables the ratings and comments on his videos, I'm guessing people would troll his shit so much. All his social media stuff is hilarious though, for being a motivational speaker and supposedly caring so much about others, he always talks about himself. I'm curious if he'll ever release any new footage besides these photos that seem like somethings off about them.

In some ways I love DB cause his corniness and his attempts to make himself look like a legit pro is hilarious. Then in other ways I fucking hate him cause he talks to kids at schools about how he's like a legend in skateboarding. Acting like not doing drugs and stuff made him have such a successful career in skateboarding. I tried so hard to find more footage of him at the dew tour years ago, even found the specific one that he talks about and always shows that little clip of him there. He wasn't even in the results section probably because they just let some random dudes skate it during the down time and he was lucky that somehow the local news station was filming the place while he was skating it.

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Check out my new signature, I just found online. Really stoked on it but I was wrong, Doug is a legend. Check out dougbrownskate.com for more info.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #986 on: February 26, 2015, 05:40:10 AM »
"And then I said something even more profound..."


This just made my day.
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #987 on: February 26, 2015, 02:36:59 PM »


Real shit.
He probably got sent to boot camp for blowing his uncle; however, this has to be one of the best DB videos I have ever seen.  There is so much goodness in it.  You want to keep making jokes but it's just too easy.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #988 on: February 26, 2015, 08:08:00 PM »


Real shit.
He probably got sent to boot camp for blowing his uncle; however, this has to be one of the best DB videos I have ever seen.  There is so much goodness in it.  You want to keep making jokes but it's just too easy.
Between this and you claiming someone told you shark tits said i "blow people for crack and food stamps" i'm sort of starting to believe you're obsessed with dudes blowing each other.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #989 on: February 27, 2015, 09:06:12 AM »
serious question- is doug a fag?

Serious answer - no. Don't blame my team for this retard. He reeks of straight-guy-try-hard.