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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #990 on: February 27, 2015, 11:24:27 AM »
serious question- is doug a fag?

Serious answer - no. Don't blame my team for this retard. He reeks of straight-guy-try-hard.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #991 on: February 27, 2015, 12:45:01 PM »


Real shit.
He probably got sent to boot camp for blowing his uncle; however, this has to be one of the best DB videos I have ever seen.  There is so much goodness in it.  You want to keep making jokes but it's just too easy.
Between this and you claiming someone told you shark tits said i "blow people for crack and food stamps" i'm sort of starting to believe you're obsessed with dudes blowing each other.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #992 on: February 27, 2015, 12:55:48 PM »
id pay money to watch a documentary about his life in the next 20 years. i wonder what his retirement plan is, or if he will just be a pro untill he is 60
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #993 on: February 27, 2015, 02:46:08 PM »
serious question- is doug a fag?

Serious answer - no. Don't blame my team for this retard. He reeks of straight-guy-try-hard.

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I knew I had a goddamn good feeling about you.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #994 on: February 27, 2015, 10:10:49 PM »

It's good to see that people are celebrating Doug Brown again and shame on some of you naysaying ne'er-do-wells for questioning his place as skateboarding's cherub of success.

The other recently posted video is worth a looksee if your ignorant enough to question whether the lights are shining bright in Browntown...  


Covering a regional flight and 10% of the bill for a night in a Holiday Inn Express is not something that sponsors are going to be doing for anybody other than an A-list skateboard dancing professional bringing the clout of a resume stacked with tradeshow/Prince concert badges and contest appearance.

Remember.  DB is a True Gee. 

Big money.....Dependable car......Who the fuck you think he are?...Stuntin' on all ya'll....

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #995 on: March 02, 2015, 04:43:58 AM »
Was surprised to see DB straight fakie flip a bench in . Hard to wrap my head around him doing a normal (and not particularly easy) trick. Made a gif.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #996 on: March 04, 2015, 04:48:15 AM »
if you haven't been molested by doug, you are not attractive.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #997 on: March 04, 2015, 02:42:20 PM »


Real shit.

Fucking DB acting like people can't have worthless parents. Probably a bullshit story but if that actually happened, he's lucky he didn't get drilled by the dad having some 30 something year old dude just hop in the conversation like he knows it all.
If you thought even for a moment that his little anecdote actually occurred then you need to do some soul searching.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #998 on: March 05, 2015, 01:00:03 PM »
Fellow Dougalos:

I have located DB's actual resume.  Take a look:

http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm

Highlights include:

* "CD has been continually selling out."
* "Doug plays all the instruments on all his recordings."
* "Did backing vocals and arrangement for a Domino's Pizza radio commercial."
* "Three years jazz dance under Francine LeRoy/Seville Dance Studio."
* "Doug Brown remains secure and content with his career and visions."
* And under skills, he lists "Juggling, skateboarding, rollerblading."

I fucking love you, Doug Brown.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #999 on: March 05, 2015, 02:30:10 PM »
Fellow Dougalos:

I have located DB's actual resume.  Take a look:

http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm

Highlights include:

* "CD has been continually selling out."
* "Doug plays all the instruments on all his recordings."
* "Did backing vocals and arrangement for a Domino's Pizza radio commercial."
* "Three years jazz dance under Francine LeRoy/Seville Dance Studio."
* "Doug Brown remains secure and content with his career and visions."
* And under skills, he lists "Juggling, skateboarding, rollerblading."

I fucking love you, Doug Brown.

With first posts like this, you're gonna be a crowd favorite in no time flat Bigjilm. GREAT FIND!  :D

On topic, I'd pay good money (I'm talking tens of tens) to watch Dougie B dance in the jazz style.

Also, Brown Zone reads funny.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2015, 02:33:25 PM by GAY »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1000 on: March 24, 2015, 04:48:42 PM »
DB dropping some more lifestyle hammers.



« Last Edit: March 24, 2015, 04:50:23 PM by poopnutsupreme »
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1001 on: April 05, 2015, 09:42:04 PM »
doug blocked me on instagram when i asked him if he was single.

it's a sensitive subject for a man with a baby arm holding an apple for a hog.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1002 on: April 08, 2015, 04:31:44 AM »
doug blocked me on instagram when i asked him if he was single.

it's a sensitive subject for a man with a baby arm holding an apple for a hog.

I think he probably gets a little burnt out of people dismissing him as just some donkey dick with an amazing smile.  People forget that he is also a professional skateboard dancer, motivational speaker, accomplished author and classicly trained on the acoustic guitar/Casio sythesizer.  Maybe you should have asked him how his next book is coming along, how to fight a bully using your mind, how to succeed in life despite being put in retard classes, if he plans on growing a pony tail any time soon or whether cashmere is really worth all the hype. There is so much more to ask such an exceptional person without jumping on the kielbasa right away.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1003 on: April 15, 2015, 01:56:34 PM »
doug blocked me on instagram when i asked him if he was single.

it's a sensitive subject for a man with a baby arm holding an apple for a hog.

I think he probably gets a little burnt out of people dismissing him as just some donkey dick with an amazing smile.  People forget that he is also a professional skateboard dancer, motivational speaker, accomplished author and classicly trained on the acoustic guitar/Casio sythesizer.  Maybe you should have asked him how his next book is coming along, how to fight a bully using your mind, how to succeed in life despite being put in retard classes, if he plans on growing a pony tail any time soon or whether cashmere is really worth all the hype. There is so much more to ask such an exceptional person without jumping on the kielbasa right away.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1004 on: April 15, 2015, 02:05:50 PM »
Fun fact:

In the "Special Thanks & Gratitude" section of Doug's book, he thanks the following people(s):

Mike Vallely

Tony Hawk

George Carlin

Michael J. Fox

Duran Duran

The Beatles

U2

George Lucas

The McPeeks

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1005 on: April 15, 2015, 07:54:24 PM »
He doesn't thank Howard Jones?* According to his Twitter account, he is his "musical father," whatever that means.




*This guy

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1006 on: April 16, 2015, 08:49:45 AM »
He doesn't thank Howard Jones?* According to his Twitter account, he is his "musical father," whatever that means.




*This guy



Good eye, Alan. I checked it out. He does thank Howard Jones.

I mean...what is love, anyway? Does anybody love anybody anyway?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1007 on: April 16, 2015, 10:09:31 AM »
I know a certain top pro, motivational speaker and all around genius who knows the answer to those questions.


But seriously, how random is that connection? A forgotten English synth pop artist and a delusional, obscure fake pro from the States? You couldn't make it up. Love ya, Doug!
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1008 on: April 21, 2015, 05:06:03 PM »

He's got style, he's got class, he's comin to lay some pipe in dat ass.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1009 on: October 30, 2015, 10:43:34 PM »

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« Reply #1010 on: October 18, 2017, 03:53:41 PM »


You think Muska is the boombox king? Nah. It's your boy D.B. Helicopter.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1011 on: October 19, 2017, 12:42:40 AM »
jon lajoie of skateboarding

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1013 on: January 17, 2018, 06:56:14 PM »
^^It's pretty clear Doug missed his calling as a megachurch televangelist, but something tells me he has megalomaniac tendencies and prob would have ended up Jim Jones'ing it.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1014 on: March 18, 2018, 03:50:07 PM »
Fellow Dougalos:

I have located DB's actual resume.  Take a look:

http://dougbrownzone.tripod.com/storageold/dbresume.htm

Highlights include:

* "CD has been continually selling out."
* "Doug plays all the instruments on all his recordings."
* "Did backing vocals and arrangement for a Domino's Pizza radio commercial."
* "Three years jazz dance under Francine LeRoy/Seville Dance Studio."
* "Doug Brown remains secure and content with his career and visions."
* And under skills, he lists "Juggling, skateboarding, rollerblading."

I fucking love you, Doug Brown.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1015 on: March 18, 2018, 07:07:54 PM »








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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1016 on: March 19, 2018, 04:40:08 AM »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1017 on: March 19, 2018, 05:00:34 AM »
“That skateboard guy” 😁

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1018 on: March 19, 2018, 05:49:53 AM »
fuck yea, make it happen o'dell

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #1019 on: March 19, 2018, 01:06:50 PM »
That post is two years old. O'Dell must be sitting on a treasure trove of Doug related footage.
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