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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #930 on: February 21, 2013, 05:32:59 AM »
What a guy.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #931 on: February 22, 2013, 05:53:01 PM »
doug wails on the guitar.

maybe i'm just overtired, but i can't stop laughing at this.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #932 on: February 26, 2013, 10:19:52 PM »

Recently a tech savvy Ms. Baumstetter was able to use her prototype Google Glasses' x-ray vision feature to validate the rumor that's been circulating the teacher's lounge for months...


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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #933 on: February 26, 2013, 10:43:07 PM »
What if his program was just a front for him to sell his sweet hip gyrating abilities to all the lonely teachers? Think about it.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #934 on: March 29, 2013, 03:22:55 PM »

20+ years of skating and still cant grip a board without air bubbles? come on doug!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #935 on: March 29, 2013, 10:08:14 PM »
MMFDL homies

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #936 on: April 01, 2013, 07:09:05 PM »

Recently a tech savvy Ms. Baumstetter was able to use her prototype Google Glasses' x-ray vision feature to validate the rumor that's been circulating the teacher's lounge for months...



Fuck that is funny.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #937 on: April 12, 2013, 08:35:38 AM »
So I was checking out DB's book on amazon and looking at the reviews out of the 15 there all are five stars except one. Amazon.com: SoldOut's review  One person just defends DB by saying "Sounds like you are kinda bitter and jealous there guy. Doug made it on his own and is a real skateboarder .If you took the time you would see he skates with all the big boys of skating and does the huge tours. Go back to skating behind Kmart until you can get your facts straight. ". Checked out his page and he only has two reviews and they are only for DB's books giving them five stars. Could it be the man himself or an actual person who believes he's a legend?
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #938 on: April 30, 2013, 04:12:48 PM »
His mom probably wrote those reviews.
do more yoga!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #939 on: May 06, 2013, 03:50:54 PM »
I'm so glad this thread is still going.

I can't wait to find out he's trolling us all.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #940 on: May 06, 2013, 03:56:18 PM »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #941 on: May 07, 2013, 04:49:39 AM »
holy fuck, the messiah is here to answer our prayers.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #942 on: May 08, 2013, 08:38:43 PM »
I actually want that board it's beautiful.
http://outbreakboards.bigcartel.com/product/d-brown-mcfly-deck
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #943 on: May 09, 2013, 03:36:05 AM »
i like how all the t-shirts look they they were designed in MSpaint

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #944 on: May 25, 2013, 05:58:00 AM »
Quote
'Bulletproof' Clear Coat
(Artwork last longer)

Finally, someone who cares about the important stuff on a deck.
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #945 on: May 27, 2013, 08:16:05 AM »
Holy shit that's amazing!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #946 on: May 27, 2013, 08:20:39 AM »
Ok, how many fucking board companies is this guy on? Is he the new Markovich?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #947 on: May 28, 2013, 11:13:37 AM »
Markovich is a serial monogamist. The Doug has a hole in every port.
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #948 on: June 22, 2013, 09:37:26 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #949 on: June 24, 2013, 11:37:40 AM »
Hijinx
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dude used to be so core, it's such a shame to see that fame corrupted him so

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #950 on: July 05, 2013, 11:53:08 AM »
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #951 on: July 05, 2013, 05:52:40 PM »
Hijinx
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gee willikers i guess you really can have fun without drugs or alcohol!!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #952 on: September 21, 2013, 03:54:54 PM »
he has a glass-enclosed shrine to himself in his house.  how many times a day do you think he hammers off in front of it?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #953 on: November 18, 2013, 01:01:32 PM »
photo bomb with Dusty

the fuck?
Zany, a sign of greatness!

Are we due a Doug Christmas special again soon?
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #954 on: November 18, 2013, 01:51:08 PM »
he has a glass-enclosed shrine to himself in his house.  how many times a day do you think he hammers off in front of it?

wow! you weren't kidding



EDITED FOR LENGTH:  YADA YADA YADA, I found his official Facebook

(just in time for the holidays)

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #955 on: November 19, 2013, 06:56:38 AM »
Doug Brown is like the popular kid in a church youth group sleep in
Wipe me down

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #956 on: November 19, 2013, 12:48:54 PM »
Okay, I've got a couple of more Gems straight from his Facebook page

Here's a status

"If someone puts outs out a book, or cd  asking for it from them for free is like asking someone to work for free, have some respect."

a pretty creepy pic



and another status from 3 days ago

"I have a lot of dialog with people everywhere I go. Yesterday before my event having lunch at Subway, the kid in line knows me, order my sub the woman making my sub has a friend that is a fan of mine... then on to my event.. then after...everywhere I go I meet people. I love it. But there is always that one parent or skeptic, I'm speaking to a teenager that is a fan last night. The mom asks me three times, "So what's your normal job? No really what's your real job? Come on you can tell me, what's your normal job?" I get this one a lot from parents. I don't work at Staples on the weekends. I've been a professional athlete since 2002. My sponsors pay me salary, I do loads of events, I'm an author and motivational speaker. There is no part time in what I do, it's an all or nothing job. Some days I have to give myself a pinch. When I first turned pro and the wheels started spinning in my career I thought it would last a couple years, tops. Here I am now years later, comfortable and proud of my job title. I wear my heart on my sleeve and always assure people why I do what I do. It's still people that motivate me, to inspire, to reach, to make a difference. So far so good."

Don't let the haters get you down Doug

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #957 on: November 22, 2013, 02:49:23 AM »
Okay, I've got a couple of more Gems straight from his Facebook page

Here's a status

"If someone puts outs out a book, or cd  asking for it from them for free is like asking someone to work for free, have some respect."

a pretty creepy pic



and another status from 3 days ago

"I have a lot of dialog with people everywhere I go. Yesterday before my event having lunch at Subway, the kid in line knows me, order my sub the woman making my sub has a friend that is a fan of mine... then on to my event.. then after...everywhere I go I meet people. I love it. But there is always that one parent or skeptic, I'm speaking to a teenager that is a fan last night. The mom asks me three times, "So what's your normal job? No really what's your real job? Come on you can tell me, what's your normal job?" I get this one a lot from parents. I don't work at Staples on the weekends. I've been a professional athlete since 2002. My sponsors pay me salary, I do loads of events, I'm an author and motivational speaker. There is no part time in what I do, it's an all or nothing job. Some days I have to give myself a pinch. When I first turned pro and the wheels started spinning in my career I thought it would last a couple years, tops. Here I am now years later, comfortable and proud of my job title. I wear my heart on my sleeve and always assure people why I do what I do. It's still people that motivate me, to inspire, to reach, to make a difference. So far so good."

Don't let the haters get you down Doug


Creepy finger pose, and did anyone else notice the bruise he gave that little girls arm. She probably wasn't smiling enough so he gave her a little "motivational talk".

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #958 on: November 22, 2013, 12:29:53 PM »
Last I heard Doug Brown was Touring with the Power Team

Doug Brown is the dude who Rips the Telephone book in half now




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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #959 on: November 22, 2013, 12:43:37 PM »
Okay, I've got a couple of more Gems straight from his Facebook page

Here's a status

"If someone puts outs out a book, or cd  asking for it from them for free is like asking someone to work for free, have some respect."

a pretty creepy pic



and another status from 3 days ago

"I have a lot of dialog with people everywhere I go. Yesterday before my event having lunch at Subway, the kid in line knows me, order my sub the woman making my sub has a friend that is a fan of mine... then on to my event.. then after...everywhere I go I meet people. I love it. But there is always that one parent or skeptic, I'm speaking to a teenager that is a fan last night. The mom asks me three times, "So what's your normal job? No really what's your real job? Come on you can tell me, what's your normal job?" I get this one a lot from parents. I don't work at Staples on the weekends. I've been a professional athlete since 2002. My sponsors pay me salary, I do loads of events, I'm an author and motivational speaker. There is no part time in what I do, it's an all or nothing job. Some days I have to give myself a pinch. When I first turned pro and the wheels started spinning in my career I thought it would last a couple years, tops. Here I am now years later, comfortable and proud of my job title. I wear my heart on my sleeve and always assure people why I do what I do. It's still people that motivate me, to inspire, to reach, to make a difference. So far so good."

Don't let the haters get you down Doug



It looks like smeared feces on her li'l cheek. I hope this Doug Brown character is on the F.B.I. watch list.

EDIT: also, love the "wheels spinning" line. This fella really does have a way with words.
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