I'm betting that we still don't know who the real BB is... I think he set up a dual layered fake identity, and he's actually a rowdy Irishman living in Montana. That "Chris in Canada" thing is really clever... I mean, I'm genetically Irish as well, and just the other day "Chris" was telling me that he got blacked out drunk... tell us the truth Brooklyn!
Some days I wonder all of this myself.
Actually, last month, I thought I got an STD. I got real mad with my girlfriend. I was like, "Ugh... You cheated on me and gave me gonorrhea... It's over between us." She said we go to the clinic and check what it actually is.
I go to walk in, and wait half an hour. Eventually, I see the doctor, and I whip down my boxers and go, "I have fucking STD's, don't I?!"
Well, I leave the room with my prescription, and as I wait, the wife says, "What was it?" and I go, "I'll tell you when we get outside."
I get my precription, and walk out. I look at the wife, and say, "I have gonorrhea... I cheated on you last weekend..."
Her face goes pale, and she almost drops dead in her tracks.
I go, "Nah, I just had a gnarly case of jock itch. It's from doing all those sit ups last week."
Still to this day, she insists the joke was not funny, but getting jock itch for your first time is like losing your virginity. You feel like such a man.