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CeeyMar

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #690 on: February 24, 2009, 02:38:11 PM »
Ok, finally watched that video and here's what bothered me:

- His shitty sponsors have money to fly him to some bum fuck town's flea market to do a demo while good companies go bankrupt.
- Single clip (slow mo'd) of a f/s slasher 5-0.
- Single clip of feeble to fakie.
- Single clip of a standing still vaial flip that he didn't pop.
- He woke up in some kids bunkbed halfway through.  C-Hanz?
- He has the worst push, ever.
- After landing a trick he raises his hands up in a Lutzka way.


More like Lutzka raises his hands like Doug, Doug has been helicopter flipping his way into skateboarders hearts while Lutzka was still in diapers.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #691 on: February 24, 2009, 06:12:27 PM »
pretty funny how his sponsors fly him out to different parks to have an only doug brown demo, he's so hyped.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #692 on: February 24, 2009, 06:19:04 PM »
I flagged the video as inappropriate.  We should all do the same, see if the myspace admin contacts him about his material being bad for myspace.  It's sure bad for skateboarding.
do more yoga!

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #693 on: February 26, 2009, 03:06:58 PM »
so it's confirmed...doug pushes mongo.

i'm not the only one who jerked off to that video, right?
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #694 on: February 26, 2009, 03:11:58 PM »
he' actually not that bad looking
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #695 on: February 28, 2009, 02:40:41 AM »
he doesn't push mongo lol who gives a shit either way

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« Reply #696 on: February 28, 2009, 02:01:32 PM »
he doesn't push mongo lol who gives a shit either way
oh, hey doug.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #697 on: February 28, 2009, 04:30:42 PM »
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #698 on: March 02, 2009, 07:11:05 AM »


haha, who really does this?

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« Reply #699 on: March 06, 2009, 06:47:15 AM »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #700 on: March 06, 2009, 12:31:50 PM »
That graphic makes excactly as much sense as his professional career.

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« Reply #701 on: March 06, 2009, 12:46:18 PM »


More proof that Brown is an undercover pedophile using a cute mascot and underage gambling to lure kids into his love dungeon. I can only assume that 52 refers to the number of boys that he has pogo'd.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #702 on: March 06, 2009, 01:17:58 PM »
Actually, I believe 52 is his world record for consecutive fingerflip acid drops off of soccer mom mini-vans.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #703 on: March 06, 2009, 01:24:24 PM »
I'd say 52 is the number of times he's masturbated to this thread.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #704 on: March 06, 2009, 03:54:53 PM »

Jack, Ace, and a bunny rabbit? Weird combo. Also, Struggle may have realized that Doug Brown scammed them into letting THE Doug Brown onto their team.

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« Reply #705 on: March 06, 2009, 07:31:35 PM »
I just don't understand...I mean,I've tried to work out how this guy can possibly be a professional skateboarder,but I just can't see it.It's gone beyond 'ironic',this guy is an insult to the industry.

He definitely knows how to hustle though,I'll give him that.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #707 on: March 09, 2009, 09:23:45 PM »
it's been about 15 pages since this Doug Brown thing was funny.
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #708 on: March 09, 2009, 11:22:09 PM »
I'd say 52 is the number of times he's masturbated to this thread.

I'd say it's the age he's been for the last 7 years
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #709 on: March 10, 2009, 04:18:37 AM »
i dont know what to say in here that hasnt been said, other then after reading a few of your comments it made me start to SERIOUSLY believe hes a child molester, and i saw his "pro spotlight 2" on myspacetv, it shows his deck at 2:50 and from bein someone who has worked at a shop for 5 years i know that deck wasnt gripped by someone who knows how to skate, all im sayin hahaha

doug brown is gods gift to skateboarding, without him there wouldnt be comedy, haha i cant get enough of the shit he puts out, its like hes doing it on purpose or something hahaha gayest shit ever

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #710 on: March 11, 2009, 07:23:40 PM »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #711 on: March 11, 2009, 07:38:13 PM »
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haha, who really does this?
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that was nice of those single moms to let doug take a picture with them.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #712 on: March 11, 2009, 07:47:16 PM »
That's the closest Doug's been to a female anus let alone 4 of them. Can you not see the front of his pants?

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #713 on: March 12, 2009, 06:19:12 AM »
^

...nothing at all.

put in the same position, a normal heterosexual male would've grown a complete 2nd boner
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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #714 on: March 12, 2009, 07:41:04 AM »
To be fair, he does have skeet on his Sneaux logo.

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #715 on: March 12, 2009, 08:40:54 AM »
oh shit, i didn't notice the humping logos

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« Reply #716 on: March 16, 2009, 09:51:59 PM »

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #717 on: March 17, 2009, 03:42:27 AM »
whoa, wrist gaurd less

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Re: Doug Brown appreciiation thread!
« Reply #718 on: March 19, 2009, 07:57:10 AM »
has anyone ever seen Doug in person? or met DOug?

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« Reply #719 on: March 19, 2009, 11:00:49 AM »
has anyone ever seen Doug in person? or met DOug?

doug doesn't acturally exist
There is an idea of doug brown
some kind of abstraction
there is no real doug
only an
entity