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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #210 on: November 20, 2008, 09:50:55 AM »
Does this mean he'll never come back?  :'(

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #212 on: November 20, 2008, 03:10:48 PM »

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« Reply #213 on: November 21, 2008, 07:59:31 AM »
David Lumpkins: An Hero.


seriously!? i wont believe it
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No seriously, I couldn't imagine anyone doing that after working as hard as he did; let's see some proof.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #214 on: November 21, 2008, 09:21:20 AM »
yah i want a follow up from this guy. i wonder if he still skates

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #215 on: July 22, 2009, 12:30:37 PM »
slightly autistic?   his travel memoirs are quite the read  ;D

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #216 on: September 05, 2009, 02:19:49 PM »
he probably an hero'd when he tried playing the pal tapes in his vcr, or upon successfully watching them and realizing it's all downhill from there
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #217 on: September 06, 2009, 12:56:37 PM »

This is the greatest thread I have ever read in my entire life.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #218 on: October 21, 2009, 10:06:43 AM »
i know i'm 4 years late but...  wow
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #219 on: October 23, 2009, 04:30:15 PM »
Since someone decided to bump this I'm gonna give my take on things, even if it's two years old.

I don't really think he was gonna molest  Mizzark, or that hes a rapist or anything... I think he was just incredibly lonely and wanted a friend for a day. Now, this guy is definitely fucked up, badly, but I really don't get the impression he would hurt someone.

As for why he wants the tapes so bad... these T.V. shows were probably the only friends he ever had growing up. I used to love watching Saturday morning cartoons on FOX when I was really young, so I can definitely understand the nostalgia. But for a guy like this who obviously lives an extremely pathetic life, a simple T.V. show probably means a lot more to him then a normal person, hence the lengths he went to to get a copy of them.

I'll agree this entire thread is hilarious, and I'd read it again. This is fucking A-grade slap, maybe the best thread I've ever read. Still, I can't help feeling sorry for this guy.

nailed it.  dude maybe be off a few thousand clicks, but he was fightin the system alrite.  do things the david l. lumpkins way.
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #220 on: October 23, 2009, 08:03:34 PM »
do things the david l. lumpkins way.

probably the worst advice given by anybody, ever.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #221 on: October 23, 2009, 09:21:35 PM »
do things the david l. lumpkins way.

probably the worst advice given by anybody, ever.

shit i meant to say "doing things the david l lumpkins way"  for himself

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #222 on: October 24, 2009, 09:50:44 AM »
wonder if he found true love???

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #223 on: February 14, 2010, 03:40:56 PM »
I have no idea how i got here. But I did. My guess is that he fell in love whith someone from the show.
And I too googled him. Here's what came out:

http://www.facebook.com/david.lumpkins#!/david.lumpkins?v=wall

(?) Gonna lend him a hand building a horse stable! Yee-ah!

Is this post obsolete or inapropriate? If so, please let me know.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #224 on: February 14, 2010, 05:13:04 PM »
not him

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #225 on: February 15, 2010, 04:09:12 AM »
Oh well... I was hoping it was the same guy. How did this story end? I'm quite curious about it!

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #226 on: February 15, 2010, 05:32:00 AM »

wow, daveyboy went through a few changes
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #227 on: March 12, 2011, 11:33:02 PM »
This was the best thread ever.  I miss all the dudes from back in the day on here.
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #228 on: March 16, 2011, 11:48:42 AM »
I have no idea how i got here. But I did. My guess is that he fell in love whith someone from the show.
And I too googled him. Here's what came out:

http://www.facebook.com/david.lumpkins#!/david.lumpkins?v=wall

(?) Gonna lend him a hand building a horse stable! Yee-ah!

Is this post obsolete or inapropriate? If so, please let me know.

He's black you dumb motherfucker. Someone did post his facebook a while back, he fell in love with some womens american football? (not sure which sport) team and was like calculating their stats for the upcoming seasons and shit.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #229 on: June 15, 2011, 11:39:11 PM »
So I just read this whole thread and it had me rolling. Since nobody had yet, I took the liberty of putting his address in google maps, his house looks kind of like a shithole. Also, I put his address in on whitepages.com: not only is David Lumpkins a real name, but if that's really him, he still lives with his parents. I wonder if he poses their skinned corpses around the dinner table.
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #230 on: June 16, 2011, 09:05:57 PM »
I have no idea how i got here. But I did. My guess is that he fell in love whith someone from the show.
And I too googled him. Here's what came out:

http://www.facebook.com/david.lumpkins#!/david.lumpkins?v=wall

(?) Gonna lend him a hand building a horse stable! Yee-ah!

Is this post obsolete or inapropriate? If so, please let me know.

He's black you dumb motherfucker. Someone did post his facebook a while back, he fell in love with some womens american football? (not sure which sport) team and was like calculating their stats for the upcoming seasons and shit.
That was me, the dudes weird as fuck.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #231 on: June 16, 2011, 09:28:10 PM »
Oh well... I was hoping it was the same guy. How did this story end? I'm quite curious about it!

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
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